The Coffee Room

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:37 am

Truly we are the lost generation.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:16 am

You are very welcome. Would you perchance like a side helping of fire to go with that? :twisted:
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:19 pm

Sicon112 wrote:You are very welcome. Would you perchance like a side helping of fire to go with that? :twisted:


NO!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:28 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:NO!


Oooooh. I see.

>.>

<.<

*sheepishly observes the burning building*

Ummm... Oops? :?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:17 am

Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:NO!


Oooooh. I see.

>.>

<.<

*sheepishly observes the burning building*

Ummm... Oops? :?


*Facepalm*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:50 pm

*A blue box materialises in the Coffee Room*
*I step out*

Thanks for the lift, Doctor!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:49 pm

*Puts Jack in a box*


Heee... :3
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:55 pm

Young lady, I refuse to be boxed in! I am my own person, more complex and nuanced than any social construct you choose to build around me! I am...

...hmm, this is rather comfy...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:56 pm

*puts cat inside the box*

Science time!
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:17 pm

Do we give them Green Eggs and Ham?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:29 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Do we give them Green Eggs and Ham?

Why not? *irradiate the eggs until they turn green*

*puts Green Eggs and Ham inside the box*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:57 pm

No, Oliver, don't touch those, they're bad for you.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:09 pm

*sets up radiation machine outside the box*

You might feel a little sting, followed by a horribly painful sting.

*locks the box*

You also might start hearing the voices of the deceased.

*puts on glasses*

Begin Quantum Lich experiment. Test subject one: Jack.

*turns on machine*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:11 am

OH MY GOSH THE KITTY IS NAMED OLIVER.

*lets the cat out of the box*

x3
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby SpiritfChaos on Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:36 am

*the cat is irradiated and also has a deep, comforting, Morgan Freeman-esque voice*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:48 am

*TARDIS materialises in the Coffee Room*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Richard The Warlock on Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:02 am

Either someone is watching too much doctor who or there is something in this coffee.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:21 pm

Dude. Dudedudedudedudedude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

...dude.

There is everything in this coffee.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:07 pm

DON'T DRINK THE COFFEE
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:35 pm

THERE WILL BE COFFEE! THERE WILL BE GREEN STUFF! THERE WILL BE NIGHTMARE FUEL!

No seriously, I'm not kidding. This place is probably built on top of a Indian Burial Ground or Eldrich Abomination's temple or something. Probably the latter.

Or a black hole.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby H22 on Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:06 am

Endless Sea wrote:Dude. Dudedudedudedudedude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

...dude.

There is everything in this coffee.


There is distilled spirit of nothing in this coffee. That's why it's so terrifying.
In life, he suffered from a sense of unreality, as do many Englishmen.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:05 am

H22 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Dude. Dudedudedudedudedude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

...dude.

There is everything in this coffee.


There is distilled spirit of nothing in this coffee. That's why it's so terrifying.


Hey, was the Coffee Room built on top of an Indian Burial Ground or Eldritch Abomination or Black Hole? I'm trying to find out why it's so...messed up...with all the Bizzarchitecture and craziness and insanity and things.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:16 am

Dude, it's just a plain white room. You're seeing things.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:18 am

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:40 am

...D:
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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