Watch the Footage

Truly we are the lost generation.

You are very welcome. Would you perchance like a side helping of fire to go with that?

Sicon112 wrote:You are very welcome. Would you perchance like a side helping of fire to go with that?

NO!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:NO!

Oooooh. I see.

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*sheepishly observes the burning building*

Ummm... Oops?

Sicon112 wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:NO!

Oooooh. I see.

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*sheepishly observes the burning building*

Ummm... Oops?

*Facepalm*

*A blue box materialises in the Coffee Room*
*I step out*

Thanks for the lift, Doctor!

*Puts Jack in a box*


Heee... :3

Young lady, I refuse to be boxed in! I am my own person, more complex and nuanced than any social construct you choose to build around me! I am...

...hmm, this is rather comfy...

*puts cat inside the box*

Science time!

Do we give them Green Eggs and Ham?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Do we give them Green Eggs and Ham?

Why not? *irradiate the eggs until they turn green*

*puts Green Eggs and Ham inside the box*

No, Oliver, don't touch those, they're bad for you.

*sets up radiation machine outside the box*

You might feel a little sting, followed by a horribly painful sting.

*locks the box*

You also might start hearing the voices of the deceased.

*puts on glasses*

Begin Quantum Lich experiment. Test subject one: Jack.

*turns on machine*

OH MY GOSH THE KITTY IS NAMED OLIVER.

*lets the cat out of the box*

x3

*the cat is irradiated and also has a deep, comforting, Morgan Freeman-esque voice*

*TARDIS materialises in the Coffee Room*

Either someone is watching too much doctor who or there is something in this coffee.

Dude. Dudedudedudedudedude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

...dude.

There is everything in this coffee.

DON'T DRINK THE COFFEE

THERE WILL BE COFFEE! THERE WILL BE GREEN STUFF! THERE WILL BE NIGHTMARE FUEL!

No seriously, I'm not kidding. This place is probably built on top of a Indian Burial Ground or Eldrich Abomination's temple or something. Probably the latter.

Or a black hole.

Endless Sea wrote:Dude. Dudedudedudedudedude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

...dude.

There is everything in this coffee.

There is distilled spirit of nothing in this coffee. That's why it's so terrifying.

H22 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Dude. Dudedudedudedudedude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

...dude.

There is everything in this coffee.

There is distilled spirit of nothing in this coffee. That's why it's so terrifying.

Hey, was the Coffee Room built on top of an Indian Burial Ground or Eldritch Abomination or Black Hole? I'm trying to find out why it's so...messed up...with all the Bizzarchitecture and craziness and insanity and things.

Dude, it's just a plain white room. You're seeing things.

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