The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

I'll let you do it. However I've seen your aim.

*Hides in half constructed steel lined pillow fortress*

S'perfectly fair. Still, I think I've got it down this time, I just need a steady target... Here, Finch, hold this for me, please. *Passes him camera*

...Um... HEY BRIDE OF CTHULU AND HER... UM... SPOUSE! FINCH HAS A CAMERA! SMILE FOR THE CAMERA! *Raises the ice want and shoots*

[NeverSlender]

I'll let you do it. However I've seen your aim.

*Hides in half constructed steel lined pillow fortress*

S'perfectly fair. Still, I think I've got it down this time, I just need a steady target... Here, Finch, hold this for me, please. *Passes him camera*

...Um... HEY BRIDE OF CTHULU AND HER... UM... SPOUSE! FINCH HAS A CAMERA! SMILE FOR THE CAMERA! *Raises the ice want and shoots*

I'd like to call it her husband but that would imply it has a gender.

[Guyshane]

What have we created?

[NeverSlender]

What have we created?

EldritchKariese

[IslaKariese]

I'll let you do it. However I've seen your aim.

*Hides in half constructed steel lined pillow fortress*

S'perfectly fair. Still, I think I've got it down this time, I just need a steady target... Here, Finch, hold this for me, please. *Passes him camera*

...Um... HEY BRIDE OF CTHULU AND HER... UM... SPOUSE! FINCH HAS A CAMERA! SMILE FOR THE CAMERA! *Raises the ice want and shoots*

*tries to enjoy her cup of Earl Grey and speak with her husband when she's hit with a freezing torrent of ice*

[Scarab]

What have we created?

EldritchKariese

But in our defence, we DID make a pretty good start on rebuilding the pillow fort.

*tries to enjoy her cup of Earl Grey and speak with her husband when she's hit with a freezing torrent of ice*

Ha! See, what did I tell you? Hit 'em first time. Now we just have to sit back and hope they don't crack the wall of ice before...
Oh dear.

[Guyshane]

What have we created?

EldritchKariese

Well yes I saw that *points to the pair of Eldritch horrors* but I should say it in the terms I meant it in: "How in the fuck did we get to this point?!?"

[NeverSlender]

Cthulhu vs wall of ice.

I'd give some odds but I feel there's little point.

[The Finch]

"Gives camra bak"

no thnks

transfrm, pls

(Changes into the Moon)

[NeverSlender]

What have we created?

EldritchKariese

Well yes I saw that *points to the pair of Eldritch horrors* but I should say it in the terms I meant it in: "How in the fuck did we get to this point?!?"

Read the last 600 posts. It's in there somewhere.

[IslaKariese]

Ha! See, what did I tell you? Hit 'em first time. Now we just have to sit back and hope they don't crack the wall of ice before...
Oh dear.

***IS MOST IRRITATED***

[Scarab]

Ha! See, what did I tell you? Hit 'em first time. Now we just have to sit back and hope they don't crack the wall of ice before...
Oh dear.

***IS MOST IRRITATED***

*IS MOST F***ING TERRIFIED*

Uh... *waves wand in hand vaguely* oh... wow. Um. How did that get in my hand? Heh. Yeah I'll just... put that away right *SHOOTS MADLY ONE LAST TIME AND RUNS FOR COVER*

[Pixelmage]

*peeks in through a crack in reallity*

"You guys need any help in... here..? Nah... Nevermind"

*vanishes*

[IslaKariese]

Uh... *waves wand in hand vaguely* oh... wow. Um. How did that get in my hand? Heh. Yeah I'll just... put that away right *SHOOTS MADLY ONE LAST TIME AND RUNS FOR COVER*

*Gets hit in the eye* ***GOES CLOVERFIELD ON ALL YOUR ASSES***

[The Finch]

Hurray for being the moon!

[NeverSlender]

Uh... *waves wand in hand vaguely* oh... wow. Um. How did that get in my hand? Heh. Yeah I'll just... put that away right *SHOOTS MADLY ONE LAST TIME AND RUNS FOR COVER*

*Gets hit in the eye* ***GOES CLOVERFIELD ON ALL YOUR ASSES***

*Stands in pillow fort wreckage looking rather squashed*

*Sighs*

More rebuilding to do.

[Scarab]

Scarab wrote:
Uh... *waves wand in hand vaguely* oh... wow. Um. How did that get in my hand? Heh. Yeah I'll just... put that away right *SHOOTS MADLY ONE LAST TIME AND RUNS FOR COVER*
*Gets hit in the eye* ***GOES CLOVERFIELD ON ALL YOUR ASSES***

*Runs for her life shooting over her shoulder*

Ilsa, stop! We're not supposed to kill each other!

I-I don't think I should be allowed to take on eldrich abominations anymore

[NeverSlender]

Scarab wrote:
Uh... *waves wand in hand vaguely* oh... wow. Um. How did that get in my hand? Heh. Yeah I'll just... put that away right *SHOOTS MADLY ONE LAST TIME AND RUNS FOR COVER*
*Gets hit in the eye* ***GOES CLOVERFIELD ON ALL YOUR ASSES***

*Runs for her life shooting over her shoulder*

Ilsa, stop! We're not supposed to kill each other!

I-I don't think I should be allowed to take on eldrich abominations anymore

*Carrying MORE pilows to ruined fort*

Why not you've had plenty of success so far.

*Looks around*

You know, now that I think about it, we're gonna need something stronger than this...

[Scarab]

*Carrying MORE pilows to ruined fort*
Why not you've had plenty of success so far.
*Looks around*
You know, now that I think about it, we're gonna need something stronger than this...

Only if managing not to be killed so far counts as success!

Try lining it with obsidian! HowbigevenISthisroom?

[NeverSlender]

*Carrying MORE pilows to ruined fort*
Why not you've had plenty of success so far.
*Looks around*
You know, now that I think about it, we're gonna need something stronger than this...

Only if managing not to be killed so far counts as success!

Try lining it with obsidian! HowbigevenISthisroom?

Like I said, it's a pocket universe.

[Lordxana0]

Yeah this is its own self contained universe... which begs the question how the hell did you guys even get here?

[Sicon112]

Yeah this is its own self contained universe... which begs the question how the hell did you guys even get here?

Uh...the door...?

[IslaKariese]

Yeah this is its own self contained universe... which begs the question how the hell did you guys even get here?

*pauses in the middle of her apocalyptic rampage to point to the door, then continues merrily*

[NeverSlender]

Yeah this is its own self contained universe... which begs the question how the hell did you guys even get here?

I don't know about the others but I wandered through this crack...

[Lordxana0]

*looks at the door* this place didn't have a door when I got here... How the hell did I get here?

Anyway everyone quite your damage for a few seconds so I can have the nanite swarms fix this place back up and bottle the destruction into a new drink.