The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

*looks at the door* this place didn't have a door when I got here... How the hell did I get here?

Anyway everyone quite your damage for a few seconds so I can have the nanite swarms fix this place back up and bottle the destruction into a new drink.

New drink? Will it be purple this time?

[IslaKariese]

*blinks at the command, then condenses rapidly to become herself again*

Oooh... *looks around* What the- I didn't even drink the Green Crap this time!

[Scarab]

*looks at the door* this place didn't have a door when I got here... How the hell did I get here?

Anyway everyone quite your damage for a few seconds so I can have the nanite swarms fix this place back up and bottle the destruction into a new drink.

Stops obediently, still casting uncomfortable glances back at Isla. Um... I think you must've slipped between the cracks or something, Xana, like a penny.

Oooh... *looks around* What the- I didn't even drink the Green Crap this time!

Uh... *puts ice wand away* hello. This was not my fault.

[Lordxana0]

*the nanites tear through everything except people cleaning every inch of foreign material away until the coffee shop is back to normal, afterward they all climb into a massive coffee maker and are turned into cups of white coffee* Cup o' destruction coming up *hands some to everyone*

[The Finch]

Ok, I gotta try this again...

"TRANSFORM!"

(Turns into Finch)

[NeverSlender]

*blinks at the command, then condenses rapidly to become herself again*

Oooh... *looks around* What the- I didn't even drink the Green Crap this time!

Something something eldritch wedding.

[IslaKariese]

*the nanites tear through everything except people cleaning every inch of foreign material away until the coffee shop is back to normal, afterward they all climb into a massive coffee maker and are turned into cups of white coffee* Cup o' destruction coming up *hands some to everyone*

*looks at it with a mean expression on her face* [BUY SOME APPLES], NO.

[The Finch]

BUCK NO

[NeverSlender]

Ummm... Should it have sparks flying off of it?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Meh. Considering I drank some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir earlier, I think I should probably be fine, even if the drink IS bottled essence of mayhem and chaos. Besides, like cannot harm like... or something like that.

*takes and sips*

Oh, wow, that's some AWESOME stuff! *begins flapping his burning phoenix wings enthusiastically, unaware of the fact that he has just set Isla on fire again and started a time loop to send everyone through the same routine that turned her into a Cthulian horror to begin with*

*Meanwhile, Borogove laughs like a maniac while referring to himself from a narrative point of view.*

[Scarab]

I think I'll pass on the cups of destruction.

Meh. Considering I drank some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir earlier, I think I should probably be fine, even if the drink IS bottled essence of mayhem and chaos. Besides, like cannot harm like... or something like that.

*takes and sips*

Oh, wow, that's some AWESOME stuff! *begins flapping his burning phoenix wings enthusiastically, unaware of the fact that he has just set Isla on fire again and started a time loop to send everyone through the same routine that turned her into a Cthulian horror to begin with*

*Meanwhile, Borogove laughs like a maniac while referring to himself from a narrative point of view.*

...Damn it, I'm going to bed, I've had enough of the pheonix wings to last me for one night.

[IslaKariese]

Meh. Considering I drank some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir earlier, I think I should probably be fine, even if the drink IS bottled essence of mayhem and chaos. Besides, like cannot harm like... or something like that.

*takes and sips*

Oh, wow, that's some AWESOME stuff! *begins flapping his burning phoenix wings enthusiastically, unaware of the fact that he has just set Isla on fire again and started a time loop to send everyone through the same routine that turned her into a Cthulian horror to begin with*

*Meanwhile, Borogove laughs like a maniac while referring to himself from a narrative point of view.*

...Hell damn you. Hell damn you to Oblivion.

[The Finch]

(Sip)

So, how about that MLP thread?

Seems like a pretty nice thread...

[Scarab]

(Sip)
So, how about that MLP thread?
Seems like a pretty nice thread...

*Wanders into the room rubbing head* Um... yeah. M'sure it's full of all the best ponies. Do we have more coffee?Just... coffee. Not the green stuff, not anything spiked with arsenic from a holy grail, not anything which will turn me into an abomination just... just normal coffee.

[RotavatoR]

What do you think this is, a Coffee Room?

OhWait

[Scarab]

What do you think this is, a Coffee Room?

OhWait

*Stares at you for a long moment* ...Wait, who are you? Did I meet you last night? it all goes a bit fuzzy after we started battling Isla as the bride of the creature from the depths.

[RotavatoR]

I am the one who started it all

It Amused Me

I lit her on fire

[NeverSlender]

You guys destroyed two goddam pillow forts yesterday. one of them was steel plated.

[Scarab]

You guys destroyed two goddam pillow forts yesterday. one of them was steel plated.

...Oh. Sorry.

But I can remember epic battles at least. I'm sure the destruction of two pillow fortresses was worth epic battles, right? And look what I found under my pillow this morning *holds up ice wand. Accidentally crystalises NeverSlenders hair* ...Oh.

[RotavatoR]

Sure, ignore my epic reveal

[NeverSlender]

You guys destroyed two goddam pillow forts yesterday. one of them was steel plated.

...Oh. Sorry.

But I can remember epic battles at least. I'm sure the destruction of two pillow fortresses was worth epic battles, right? And look what I found under my pillow this morning *holds up ice wand. Accidentally crystalises NeverSlenders hair* ...Oh.

Nanobots!

*Nanobots return his hair to normal. They then fly into the coffee machine.*

I... wouldn't drink that. In fact I don't think anything in here won't cause large amounts of destruction by someone.

[Scarab]

Nanobots!
*Nanobots return his hair to normal. They then fly into the coffee machine.*
I... wouldn't drink that. In fact I don't think anything in here won't cause large amounts of destruction by someone.

We just seem to have this innate knack for large ammounts of destruction, sometimes I wodner if Mister A is strating to have second thougths about some of us.

Sure, ignore my epic reveal

Sorry man, I'm sure it WAS an epic reveal, really. We're just kind of numb to huge mind altering revelations at this point.

[NeverSlender]

Nanobots!
*Nanobots return his hair to normal. They then fly into the coffee machine.*
I... wouldn't drink that. In fact I don't think anything in here won't cause large amounts of destruction by someone.

We just seem to have this innate knack for large ammounts of destruction, sometimes I wodner if Mister A is strating to have second thougths about some of us.

Sure, ignore my epic reveal

Sorry man, I'm sure it WAS an epic reveal, really. We're just kind of numb to huge mind altering revelations at this point.

I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.

[Scarab]

I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.

Well I TRIED to cool her down, but I just seemed to make things worse. But at least we can now add the Ice wand to the list of things which are depressingly inefficient against Elderich abomiantions.

Anyway I say we make up for all the trouble! And I have a cunning plan by which to do so!

[NeverSlender]

I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.

Well I TRIED to cool her down, but I just seemed to make things worse. But at least we can now add the Ice wand to the list of things which are depressingly inefficient against Elderich abomiantions.

Anyway I say we make up for all the trouble! And I have a cunning plan by which to do so!

Please let it not involve Green Stuff(TM).