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Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:48 pmby Pixelmage
Lordxana0 wrote:*looks at the door* this place didn't have a door when I got here... How the hell did I get here?
Anyway everyone quite your damage for a few seconds so I can have the nanite swarms fix this place back up and bottle the destruction into a new drink.
New drink? Will it be
purple this time?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:49 pmby IslaKariese
*blinks at the command, then condenses rapidly to become herself again*
Oooh... *looks around* What the- I didn't even drink the Green Crap this time!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:50 pmby Scarab
Lordxana0 wrote:*looks at the door* this place didn't have a door when I got here... How the hell did I get here?
Anyway everyone quite your damage for a few seconds so I can have the nanite swarms fix this place back up and bottle the destruction into a new drink.
Stops obediently, still casting uncomfortable glances back at Isla. Um... I think you must've slipped between the cracks or something, Xana, like a penny.
IslaKariese wrote:Oooh... *looks around* What the- I didn't even drink the Green Crap this time!
Uh... *puts ice wand away* hello. This was not my fault.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:53 pmby Lordxana0
*the nanites tear through everything except people cleaning every inch of foreign material away until the coffee shop is back to normal, afterward they all climb into a massive coffee maker and are turned into cups of white coffee* Cup o' destruction coming up *hands some to everyone*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:54 pmby The Finch
Ok, I gotta try this again...
"TRANSFORM!"
(Turns into Finch)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:55 pmby NeverSlender
IslaKariese wrote:*blinks at the command, then condenses rapidly to become herself again*
Oooh... *looks around* What the- I didn't even drink the Green Crap this time!
Something something eldritch wedding.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:56 pmby IslaKariese
Lordxana0 wrote:*the nanites tear through everything except people cleaning every inch of foreign material away until the coffee shop is back to normal, afterward they all climb into a massive coffee maker and are turned into cups of white coffee* Cup o' destruction coming up *hands some to everyone*
*looks at it with a mean expression on her face*
[BUY SOME APPLES], NO.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:57 pmby The Finch
BUCK NO
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:57 pmby NeverSlender
Ummm... Should it have sparks flying off of it?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:00 pmby AMimsyBorogove
Meh. Considering I drank some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir earlier, I think I should probably be fine, even if the drink IS bottled essence of mayhem and chaos. Besides, like cannot harm like... or something like that.
*takes and sips*
Oh, wow, that's some AWESOME stuff! *begins flapping his burning phoenix wings enthusiastically, unaware of the fact that he has just set Isla on fire again and started a time loop to send everyone through the same routine that turned her into a Cthulian horror to begin with*
*Meanwhile, Borogove laughs like a maniac while referring to himself from a narrative point of view.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:02 pmby Scarab
I think I'll pass on the cups of destruction.
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Meh. Considering I drank some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir earlier, I think I should probably be fine, even if the drink IS bottled essence of mayhem and chaos. Besides, like cannot harm like... or something like that.
*takes and sips*
Oh, wow, that's some AWESOME stuff! *begins flapping his burning phoenix wings enthusiastically, unaware of the fact that he has just set Isla on fire again and started a time loop to send everyone through the same routine that turned her into a Cthulian horror to begin with*
*Meanwhile, Borogove laughs like a maniac while referring to himself from a narrative point of view.*
...Damn it, I'm going to bed, I've had enough of the pheonix wings to last me for one night.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:04 pmby IslaKariese
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Meh. Considering I drank some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir earlier, I think I should probably be fine, even if the drink IS bottled essence of mayhem and chaos. Besides, like cannot harm like... or something like that.
*takes and sips*
Oh, wow, that's some AWESOME stuff! *begins flapping his burning phoenix wings enthusiastically, unaware of the fact that he has just set Isla on fire again and started a time loop to send everyone through the same routine that turned her into a Cthulian horror to begin with*
*Meanwhile, Borogove laughs like a maniac while referring to himself from a narrative point of view.*
...Hell damn you. Hell damn you to Oblivion.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:32 pmby The Finch
(Sip)
So, how about that MLP thread?
Seems like a pretty nice thread...
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:42 amby Scarab
The Finch wrote:(Sip)
So, how about that MLP thread?
Seems like a pretty nice thread...
*Wanders into the room rubbing head* Um... yeah. M'sure it's full of all the best ponies. Do we have more coffee?Just... coffee. Not the green stuff, not anything spiked with arsenic from a holy grail, not anything which will turn me into an abomination just... just normal coffee.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:44 amby RotavatoR
What do you think this is, a Coffee Room?
OhWait
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:53 amby Scarab
RotavatoR wrote:What do you think this is, a Coffee Room?
OhWait
*Stares at you for a long moment* ...Wait, who are you? Did I meet you last night? it all goes a bit fuzzy after we started battling Isla as the bride of the creature from the depths.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:56 amby RotavatoR
I am the one who started it all
It Amused Me
I lit her on fire
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:00 amby NeverSlender
You guys destroyed two goddam pillow forts yesterday. one of them was steel plated.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:04 amby Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:You guys destroyed two goddam pillow forts yesterday. one of them was steel plated.
...Oh. Sorry.
But I can remember epic battles at least. I'm sure the destruction of two pillow fortresses was worth epic battles, right? And look what I found under my pillow this morning *holds up ice wand. Accidentally crystalises NeverSlenders hair* ...Oh.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:06 amby RotavatoR
Sure, ignore my epic reveal
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:10 amby NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:You guys destroyed two goddam pillow forts yesterday. one of them was steel plated.
...Oh. Sorry.
But I can remember epic battles at least. I'm sure the destruction of two pillow fortresses was worth epic battles, right? And look what I found under my pillow this morning *holds up ice wand. Accidentally crystalises NeverSlenders hair* ...Oh.
Nanobots!
*Nanobots return his hair to normal. They then fly into the coffee machine.*
I... wouldn't drink that. In fact I don't think anything in here won't cause large amounts of destruction by
someone.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:12 amby Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:Nanobots!
*Nanobots return his hair to normal. They then fly into the coffee machine.*
I... wouldn't drink that. In fact I don't think anything in here won't cause large amounts of destruction by someone.
We just seem to have this innate knack for large ammounts of destruction, sometimes I wodner if Mister A is strating to have second thougths about some of us.
RotavatoR wrote:Sure, ignore my epic reveal
Sorry man, I'm sure it WAS an epic reveal, really. We're just kind of numb to huge mind altering revelations at this point.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:15 amby NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:Nanobots!
*Nanobots return his hair to normal. They then fly into the coffee machine.*
I... wouldn't drink that. In fact I don't think anything in here won't cause large amounts of destruction by someone.
We just seem to have this innate knack for large ammounts of destruction, sometimes I wodner if Mister A is strating to have second thougths about some of us.
RotavatoR wrote:Sure, ignore my epic reveal
Sorry man, I'm sure it WAS an epic reveal, really. We're just kind of numb to huge mind altering revelations at this point.
I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:22 amby Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.
Well I TRIED to cool her down, but I just seemed to make things worse. But at least we can now add the Ice wand to the list of things which are depressingly inefficient against Elderich abomiantions.
Anyway I say we make up for all the trouble! And I have a cunning plan by which to do so!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:35 amby NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.
Well I TRIED to cool her down, but I just seemed to make things worse. But at least we can now add the Ice wand to the list of things which are depressingly inefficient against Elderich abomiantions.
Anyway I say we make up for all the trouble! And I have a cunning plan by which to do so!
Please let it not involve Green Stuff(TM).