The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.

Well I TRIED to cool her down, but I just seemed to make things worse. But at least we can now add the Ice wand to the list of things which are depressingly inefficient against Elderich abomiantions.

Anyway I say we make up for all the trouble! And I have a cunning plan by which to do so!

Please let it not involve Green Stuff(TM).

Oh no, of course not, I'm not crazy.

Now Slendy, a hypothetical question for you: how many times in your life have you stopped and thought "I really wish we had a giant indoor swimming pool close at hang"?

[NeverSlender]

More often than you'd expect and it's normally accompanied with, "and a giant water slide".

[Sicon112]

More often than you'd expect and it's normally accompanied with, "and a giant water slide".

Yea... HEY! I've got it! We need a giant indoor swimming pool with a water slide, and then we need to fill the entire thing with Green Stuff(TM) and put Godzilla in it!

[Scarab]

More often than you'd expect and it's normally accompanied with, "and a giant water slide".

Yea... HEY! I've got it! We need a giant indoor swimming pool with a water slide, and then we need to fill the entire thing with Green Stuff(TM) and put Godzilla in it!

...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect!

[Sicon112]

...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect!

How do I have a problem? It's you guys who freak out every time you taste a good drink...

[Scarab]

...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect!

How do I have a problem? It's you guys who freak out every time you taste a good drink...

...Okay fair enough , but can we stay on topic? Swimming pool and giant water slide guys, we HAVE to make this happen! Slender, can you control the nanobots enough for that?

[NeverSlender]

...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect!

How do I have a problem? It's you guys who freak out every time you taste a good drink...

...Okay fair enough , but can we stay on topic? Swimming pool and giant water slide guys, we HAVE to make this happen! Slender, can you control the nanobots enough for that?

Ummm... Let's see. Nanobots! Swimming pool, water slide, go!

*nanobots create a gigantic pool with a 100m high slide, many diving boards and a mini bar*

[Scarab]

Ummm... Let's see. Nanobots! Swimming pool, water slide, go!

*nanobots create a gigantic pool with a 100m high slide, many diving boards and a mini bar*

Ha! Perfect first time! Awesome, Slender.

I'd say that went just swimmingy, wouldn't you?

[NeverSlender]

Ummm... Let's see. Nanobots! Swimming pool, water slide, go!

*nanobots create a gigantic pool with a 100m high slide, many diving boards and a mini bar*

Ha! Perfect first time! Awesome, Slender.

I'd say that went just swimmingy, wouldn't you?

Drink! Twice!

[Scarab]

Drink! Twice!

I REGRET NOTHING!

CANNONBALL!

[The Finch]

OH GOD WHY

(SPLOOSH)

Ew....

[Scarab]

OH GOD WHY

(SPLOOSH)

Ew....

*Swims*

Seriously, after the convos we've just been having in the Romeo and Juliet section, some lightening up is required, guys.

[NeverSlender]

*Starts to go down the water slide, gets stuck half way. A loud popping sound is heard before I continue down the slide and into the pool. I surface holding several tentacles*

I think Isla's been using the slide.

[IslaKariese]

*Starts to go down the water slide, gets stuck half way. A loud popping sound is heard before I continue down the slide and into the pool. I surface holding several tentacles*

I think Isla's been using the slide.

*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

[Scarab]

*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

Long enough for us to build a swimming pool! And the smaller one over there is filled with the Green Stuff because Sicon wanted it Come join us! We're drowning our morality-related sorrows!

*Dives, comes up again holding another tentacle* Ewwww this is not the place for Eldrich Calimari. I'm gonna see how deep this goes! *Dives again*

[IslaKariese]

*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

Long enough for us to build a swimming pool! And the smaller one over there is filled with the Green Stuff because Sicon wanted it Come join us! We're drowning our morality-related sorrows!

*Dives, comes up again holding another tentacle* Ewwww this is not the place for Eldrich Calimari. I'm gonna see how deep this goes! *Dives again*

*blinks, peers doubtfully at the pool filled with... stuff.* Er... No thanks.

[Scarab]

*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

Long enough for us to build a swimming pool! And the smaller one over there is filled with the Green Stuff because Sicon wanted it Come join us! We're drowning our morality-related sorrows!

*Dives, comes up again holding another tentacle* Ewwww this is not the place for Eldrich Calimari. I'm gonna see how deep this goes! *Dives again*

*blinks, peers doubtfully at the pool filled with... stuff.* Er... No thanks.

Returns to the surface blinking wildly and spitting water. Holy... guys there's a freakin' CAVERN down there. Slender, what did you have those nanobots DO?

[NeverSlender]

*Dives in*

This demands exploration. Conveniently, in this universe we can breathe underwater.

[Scarab]

*Dives in*

This demands exploration. Conveniently, in this universe we can breathe underwater.

We can talk, too. I've said it before, I'll say it again: I LOVE pocket dimensions outside of reality. Let's go see!

[The Finch]

"TRANSFORM!"

(Turns into a Mudkip)

I herd u guys leik me?

(jumps in the water)

[IslaKariese]

*Glares at the water* I don't trust it.

[Scarab]

*Glares at the water* I don't trust it.

Aw it's FINE, it's just water right now. Come on we're going to explore a giant cavern.

"TRANSFORM!"

(Turns into a Mudkip)

I herd u guys leik me?

(jumps in the water)

*Grabs the mudkip Finch and pulls him into vast underwater cavern with them. This cavern appears to be made almost entirely out of glass and icem is lit by bioluminiescent coral climbing the walls in vaguely disturbing, vein-like patterns and is at least the size of a couple of football pitches in length. You can see fish of all types swimming on the other side of the icy glass.*

Oooh... those are some CLEVER nanobots.

[Lordxana0]

*comes out from the backroom* what the hell is happening?

[NeverSlender]

You know, this cavern looks vaguely like a large creatures mouth.

[Sicon112]

*comes out from the backroom* what the hell is happening?

We made a swimming pool of Green Stuff(TM) and I'm just now going to get Godzilla so he can go into it.