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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:51 am
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:I don't think covering her in Cthulhu... stuff helped.


Well I TRIED to cool her down, but I just seemed to make things worse. But at least we can now add the Ice wand to the list of things which are depressingly inefficient against Elderich abomiantions.

Anyway I say we make up for all the trouble! And I have a cunning plan by which to do so!


Please let it not involve Green Stuff(TM).


Oh no, of course not, I'm not crazy.

Now Slendy, a hypothetical question for you: how many times in your life have you stopped and thought "I really wish we had a giant indoor swimming pool close at hang"? ;)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:54 am
by NeverSlender
More often than you'd expect and it's normally accompanied with, "and a giant water slide".

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:00 am
by Sicon112
NeverSlender wrote:More often than you'd expect and it's normally accompanied with, "and a giant water slide".


Yea... HEY! I've got it! We need a giant indoor swimming pool with a water slide, and then we need to fill the entire thing with Green Stuff(TM) and put Godzilla in it!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:02 am
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:More often than you'd expect and it's normally accompanied with, "and a giant water slide".


Yea... HEY! I've got it! We need a giant indoor swimming pool with a water slide, and then we need to fill the entire thing with Green Stuff(TM) and put Godzilla in it!


...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect! :D

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:05 am
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect! :D


How do I have a problem? It's you guys who freak out every time you taste a good drink...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:08 am
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect! :D


How do I have a problem? It's you guys who freak out every time you taste a good drink...


...Okay fair enough :roll: , but can we stay on topic? Swimming pool and giant water slide guys, we HAVE to make this happen! :D Slender, can you control the nanobots enough for that?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:13 am
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:...NOW you're getting it! Although let's start with water for now and we can have a SIDE pool filled with the green stuff, okay? Sicon you know the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

See there's plenty of room in here for a pool and water slide. We just have to figure out how Xana is doing the reality warping thing and get the nanobots to work, and by the time everyone else logs in - bam, water slide pool and coffee bar combination! It's perfect! :D


How do I have a problem? It's you guys who freak out every time you taste a good drink...


...Okay fair enough :roll: , but can we stay on topic? Swimming pool and giant water slide guys, we HAVE to make this happen! :D Slender, can you control the nanobots enough for that?


Ummm... Let's see. Nanobots! Swimming pool, water slide, go!

*nanobots create a gigantic pool with a 100m high slide, many diving boards and a mini bar*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:18 am
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:Ummm... Let's see. Nanobots! Swimming pool, water slide, go!

*nanobots create a gigantic pool with a 100m high slide, many diving boards and a mini bar*


Ha! Perfect first time! Awesome, Slender.

I'd say that went just swimmingy, wouldn't you? :gurt:

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:20 am
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Ummm... Let's see. Nanobots! Swimming pool, water slide, go!

*nanobots create a gigantic pool with a 100m high slide, many diving boards and a mini bar*


Ha! Perfect first time! Awesome, Slender.

I'd say that went just swimmingy, wouldn't you? :gurt:


Drink! Twice!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:26 am
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:Drink! Twice!


I REGRET NOTHING!

CANNONBALL!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:30 pm
by The Finch
OH GOD WHY

(SPLOOSH)

Ew....

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:45 pm
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:OH GOD WHY

(SPLOOSH)

Ew....


*Swims* :)

Seriously, after the convos we've just been having in the Romeo and Juliet section, some lightening up is required, guys.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:48 pm
by NeverSlender
*Starts to go down the water slide, gets stuck half way. A loud popping sound is heard before I continue down the slide and into the pool. I surface holding several tentacles*

I think Isla's been using the slide.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:03 pm
by IslaKariese
NeverSlender wrote:*Starts to go down the water slide, gets stuck half way. A loud popping sound is heard before I continue down the slide and into the pool. I surface holding several tentacles*

I think Isla's been using the slide.

*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:05 pm
by Scarab
IslaKariese wrote:*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?


Long enough for us to build a swimming pool! :D And the smaller one over there is filled with the Green Stuff because Sicon wanted it :D Come join us! We're drowning our morality-related sorrows!

*Dives, comes up again holding another tentacle* Ewwww this is not the place for Eldrich Calimari. I'm gonna see how deep this goes! *Dives again*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:21 pm
by IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

Long enough for us to build a swimming pool! :D And the smaller one over there is filled with the Green Stuff because Sicon wanted it :D Come join us! We're drowning our morality-related sorrows!

*Dives, comes up again holding another tentacle* Ewwww this is not the place for Eldrich Calimari. I'm gonna see how deep this goes! *Dives again*

*blinks, peers doubtfully at the pool filled with... stuff.* Er... No thanks.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:21 pm
by Scarab
IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:*snorts awake* Huh? What? What slide? *yawn* How long was I asleep?

Long enough for us to build a swimming pool! :D And the smaller one over there is filled with the Green Stuff because Sicon wanted it :D Come join us! We're drowning our morality-related sorrows!

*Dives, comes up again holding another tentacle* Ewwww this is not the place for Eldrich Calimari. I'm gonna see how deep this goes! *Dives again*

*blinks, peers doubtfully at the pool filled with... stuff.* Er... No thanks.


Returns to the surface blinking wildly and spitting water. Holy... guys there's a freakin' CAVERN down there. :shock: Slender, what did you have those nanobots DO?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:23 pm
by NeverSlender
*Dives in*

This demands exploration. Conveniently, in this universe we can breathe underwater.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:24 pm
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:*Dives in*

This demands exploration. Conveniently, in this universe we can breathe underwater.


We can talk, too. I've said it before, I'll say it again: I LOVE pocket dimensions outside of reality. Let's go see!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:38 pm
by The Finch
"TRANSFORM!"

(Turns into a Mudkip)

I herd u guys leik me?

(jumps in the water)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:46 pm
by IslaKariese
*Glares at the water* I don't trust it.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:47 pm
by Scarab
IslaKariese wrote:*Glares at the water* I don't trust it.


Aw it's FINE, it's just water right now. Come on we're going to explore a giant cavern.

The Finch wrote:"TRANSFORM!"

(Turns into a Mudkip)

I herd u guys leik me?

(jumps in the water)


*Grabs the mudkip Finch and pulls him into vast underwater cavern with them. This cavern appears to be made almost entirely out of glass and icem is lit by bioluminiescent coral climbing the walls in vaguely disturbing, vein-like patterns and is at least the size of a couple of football pitches in length. You can see fish of all types swimming on the other side of the icy glass.*

Oooh... those are some CLEVER nanobots.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:50 pm
by Lordxana0
*comes out from the backroom* what the hell is happening?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:52 pm
by NeverSlender
You know, this cavern looks vaguely like a large creatures mouth.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:54 pm
by Sicon112
Lordxana0 wrote:*comes out from the backroom* what the hell is happening?


We made a swimming pool of Green Stuff(TM) and I'm just now going to get Godzilla so he can go into it.