The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

You know, this cavern looks vaguely like a large creatures mouth.

Huh... yeah a giant transparent monster with giant transparent teeth. *prods the ground with the cie want experimentally... ground shakes violently under her feet and sounds like King Kong is having a seizure or something*

...Uh. Ohkay... after you.

[NeverSlender]

You know, this cavern looks vaguely like a large creatures mouth.

Huh... yeah a giant transparent monster with giant transparent teeth. *prods the ground with the cie want experimentally... ground shakes violently under her feet and sounds like King Kong is having a seizure or something*

...Uh. Ohkay... after you.

Goddammit, looks like someone taught the nanobots Summon Bigger Fish. Oh well, maybe it's asleep.

[Scarab]

You know, this cavern looks vaguely like a large creatures mouth.

Huh... yeah a giant transparent monster with giant transparent teeth. *prods the ground with the cie want experimentally... ground shakes violently under her feet and sounds like King Kong is having a seizure or something*
...Uh. Ohkay... after you.

Goddammit, looks like someone taught the nanobots Summon Bigger Fish. Oh well, maybe it's asleep.

Awesome, maybe that means we can poke around, see if it's swallowed any treasure, or ships or giant nuclear submarines! I bet there's a nuclear submarine down here somewhere, come on, lets go find one!

*Loud growling noise*

...Or possibly it's not asleep.

[NeverSlender]

I would cast Summon Bigger Fish but what's bigger than a fish whose mouth is a cave? Better to just swim away slowly.

[Sicon112]

Awesome, maybe that means we can poke around, see if it's swallowed any treasure, or ships or giant nuclear submarines! I bet there's a nuclear submarine down here somewhere, come on, lets go find one!

*Loud growling noise*

...Or possibly it's not asleep.

*is suddenly and inexplicably beside her drinking from a bottle of Green Stuff(TM)* Well, as long as you avoid getting crushed by its tongue and teeth, we should be fine regardless. We are probably so small it doesn't even notice us...

Hmm... I wonder... If I dumped a bottle of Green Stuff(TM) here, do you think it's powerful enough to have an effect even though the relative concentration is so low?

[The Finch]

MUDKIP!

MUDKIP MUDKIP MUDKIP!

[Scarab]

MUDKIP!

MUDKIP MUDKIP MUDKIP!

*Points at Finch* WHAT HE SAID! You can't dump the green stuff in here! At least not until we've scoured the place for any possible treasure!

I would cast Summon Bigger Fish but what's bigger than a fish whose mouth is a cave? Better to just swim away slowly.

*Hesitates, but concedes the logic of this statement* Sigh. Okay, fine, swimming away slowly it is.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, guys, check it out! My wings can still burn underwater! Isn't phoenix fire just the bes-

Ah, crap. Guys? I think I just lit this cave-fish-monstrosity from the abyss-thing's mouth on fire with my awesome wings. Ice wand? Quick?

[IslaKariese]

MUDKIP!

MUDKIP MUDKIP MUDKIP!

*Has long since Shifted into a mermaid and followed you all down, and now grins* What, boy? Has Timmy fallen down the well?

[The Finch]

MUDKIP!

[IslaKariese]

MUDKIP!

...Is that a no?

[The Finch]

MUDKIP!

...Is that a no?

MUDKIP!

[Scarab]

Hey, guys, check it out! My wings can still burn underwater! Isn't phoenix fire just the bes-
Ah, crap. Guys? I think I just lit this cave-fish-monstrosity from the abyss-thing's mouth on fire with my awesome wings. Ice wand? Quick?

Gah there is a time and a place for pheonix fire and this is not it! *Pulls ice wand as fast as she can, grabs the glass of green stuff out of Sicons hand and combines the two, draws back, charges and shoots ice want in a rapid burst pattern all around the cavern... fishy... thing. A couple of the glassy walls crack, scattering confused fish, veins burst with flourescent blue liquid, a few teeth splinter, and half the enterance hole they came in through is iced over.*

Ha! That got it!

MUDKIP!

*Picks up the Finch* Um... although if it was asleep before it certainly isn't now, I would advise BACKING UP NOW.

[NeverSlender]

Is this a bad time to say it's closed its mouth?

[IslaKariese]

MUDKIP!

...Is that a no?

MUDKIP!

...Riiiight. *turns* Can someone help me translate-

*sees a large pair of eyes staring at her*

...Meep!

[Sicon112]

Hey, guys, check it out! My wings can still burn underwater! Isn't phoenix fire just the bes-
Ah, crap. Guys? I think I just lit this cave-fish-monstrosity from the abyss-thing's mouth on fire with my awesome wings. Ice wand? Quick?

Gah there is a time and a place for pheonix fire and this is not it! *Pulls ice wand as fast as she can, grabs the glass of green stuff out of Sicons hand and combines the two, draws back, charges and shoots ice want in a rapid burst pattern all around the cavern... fishy... thing. A couple of the glassy walls crack, scattering confused fish, veins burst with flourescent blue liquid, a few teeth splinter, and half the enterance hole they came in through is iced over.*

Ha! That got it!

MUDKIP!

*Picks up the Finch* Um... although if it was asleep before it certainly isn't now, I would advise BACKING UP NOW.

Hey, that was mine! What the heck, Scarab!?

[Scarab]

Hey, that was mine! What the heck, Scarab!?

Sorry, look, it's really great for increasing the range on this thing, okay? I'll make you another one when we get back to the coffee room alive!

Is this a bad time to say it's closed its mouth?

...Oh, shit. Okay everyone back up, I'll see if I can blast a path through... anybody got anymore green stuff?

...Riiiight. *turns* Can someone help me translate-
*sees a large pair of eyes staring at her*
...Meep!

I can translate! it means back the hell up but try and avoid going into the digestive tract... wherever the HECK that is, everything looks like it's made of glass and glowing blue light in here, what kind of a giant fish is this suppsoed to be *shoots ice wand, watches ice fragments scatter across the room*

[IslaKariese]

I can translate! it means back the hell up but try and avoid going into the digestive tract... wherever the HECK that is, everything looks like it's made of glass and glowing blue light in here, what kind of a giant fish is this suppsoed to be *shoots ice wand, watches ice fragments scatter across the room*

I'm in its mouth! It has eyes in its mouth!
...
...Its breath stinks really bad, guys.

[Scarab]

I can translate! it means back the hell up but try and avoid going into the digestive tract... wherever the HECK that is, everything looks like it's made of glass and glowing blue light in here, what kind of a giant fish is this suppsoed to be *shoots ice wand, watches ice fragments scatter across the room*

I'm in its mouth! It has eyes in its mouth!
...
...Its breath stinks really bad, guys.

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY IN IT'S MOUTH... oh god there's a mouth within the mouth, it's one of those really freaky alien abominations from beyond isn't it?

HANG IN THERE ISLA we'll get you out!

[The Finch]

Mudkip! MUD, MUDKIP!

[IslaKariese]

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY IN IT'S MOUTH... oh god there's a mouth within the mouth, it's one of those really freaky alien abominations from beyond isn't it?

HANG IN THERE ISLA we'll get you out!

I see tentacles... they'regettingcloserohgodwhatdoIdowhatdoIdo!?

[Sicon112]

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY IN IT'S MOUTH... oh god there's a mouth within the mouth, it's one of those really freaky alien abominations from beyond isn't it?

HANG IN THERE ISLA we'll get you out!

I see tentacles... they'regettingcloserohgodwhatdoIdowhatdoIdo!?

Give up. You should be used to this by now. *Sidesteps a tentacle that tries to grab him and vanishes in a burst of red flames*

[The Finch]

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY IN IT'S MOUTH... oh god there's a mouth within the mouth, it's one of those really freaky alien abominations from beyond isn't it?

HANG IN THERE ISLA we'll get you out!

I see tentacles... they'regettingcloserohgodwhatdoIdowhatdoIdo!?

MUDKIP!

[NeverSlender]

Note to self: Tell Xana to fix nanobots.

[Scarab]

Note to self: Tell Xana to fix nanobots.

Okay... okay... there's a solution to this, right? First we need to find some way inside of it, then we blow it open from the inside! This is a completely workable theory that will in no way fail! Hang on back there while I knock one of it's teeth out.

And Mimsy just in case I die I'd like to say I'm sorry for thinking you were an evil overlord and instigating armageddon in the coffee room while on a holy grail related immortality high, it was technically all your brother's faut.