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Scarab wrote:And Mimsy just in case I die I'd like to say I'm sorry for thinking you were an evil overlord and instigating armageddon in the coffee room while on a holy grail related immortality high, it was technically all your brother's faut.

Only technically!

Sicon112 wrote:Give up. You should be used to this by now. *Sidesteps a tentacle that tries to grab him and vanishes in a burst of red flames*

Unlike Long John Silver, I'm not in Japan! I'm not letting those things anywhere near me!

IslaKariese wrote:Unlike Long John Silver, I'm not in Japan! I'm not letting those things anywhere near me!

OK, a valid point there. *Comes back and fries a bunch of tentacles* ...Barbecue anyone?

Sicon112 wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Unlike Long John Silver, I'm not in Japan! I'm not letting those things anywhere near me!

OK, a valid point there. *Comes back and fries a bunch of tentacles* ...Barbecue anyone?

Mudkip?

The Finch wrote:Mudkip?

Yea, sure, you do that.

Sicon112 wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Unlike Long John Silver, I'm not in Japan! I'm not letting those things anywhere near me!

OK, a valid point there. *Comes back and fries a bunch of tentacles* ...Barbecue anyone?

Urgh, I HATE Calimari. Okay, plan b, what do you think happens if we use the Phoenix Fire, the ice wand, and the green stuff on itall at the same time? Think it'll drop Isla?

Sicon112 wrote:OK, a valid point there. *Comes back and fries a bunch of tentacles* ...Barbecue anyone?

*covered in slime* ...Buh?

I have some bombs. Don't ask where I got them. I don't think they'll light underwater...

*Realises he is both breathing and speaking underwater*

Ah screw it, where are the matches?

IslaKariese wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:OK, a valid point there. *Comes back and fries a bunch of tentacles* ...Barbecue anyone?

*covered in slime* ...Buh?

Huh. Okay, never mind. *Hands her a towel and wonders how Sicon is so badass all the time* I guess that's a mystery which will have to be solved another d...

*Extremely angry giant fishy thing screaming in everyones faces now kthnxbai*

...ay.

NeverSlender wrote:I have some bombs. Don't ask where I got them. I don't think they'll light underwater...
*Realises he is both breathing and speaking underwater*
Ah screw it, where are the matches?

We don't have any, just get him to use the phoenix fire!

MUDKIP!

(A Wild Giant Fish Appeared!)

(Go, Mudkip!)

Ooh, did someone say bombs? I like bombs!

Here, have some high-speed magma bomb DANMAKU!

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*Floods the fish's mouth with gratuitous amounts of fire, fire waves, fireballs, fire needles, lava, homing lava, homing lava balls, homing lava balls that explode in MORE homing lava balls, etcetera....*

Er... Isla? I think I might have exploded her, guys.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, did someone say bombs? I like bombs!
Here, have some high-speed magma bomb DANMAKU!
FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!
*Floods the fish's mouth with gratuitous amounts of fire, fire waves, fireballs, fire needles, lava, homing lava, homing lava balls, homing lava balls that explode in MORE homing lava balls, etcetera....*
Er... Isla? I think I might have exploded her, guys.

...*facepalm* I take back what I said, the pheonix fire was not a good idea.

This we can get out of here with a little element combining, Mimsy? Lets see what happens when you mix fire and ice in the belly of a giant elderich sea beast under a swimming pool in a coffee room. With the Green Stuff (TM)

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, did someone say bombs? I like bombs!

Here, have some high-speed magma bomb DANMAKU!

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*Floods the fish's mouth with gratuitous amounts of fire, fire waves, fireballs, fire needles, lava, homing lava, homing lava balls, homing lava balls that explode in MORE homing lava balls, etcetera....*

Er... Isla? I think I might have exploded her, guys.

*Is exploded. You exploded her. I hope you're happy*

Scarab wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, did someone say bombs? I like bombs!
Here, have some high-speed magma bomb DANMAKU!
FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!
*Floods the fish's mouth with gratuitous amounts of fire, fire waves, fireballs, fire needles, lava, homing lava, homing lava balls, homing lava balls that explode in MORE homing lava balls, etcetera....*
Er... Isla? I think I might have exploded her, guys.

...*facepalm* I take back what I said, the pheonix fire was not a good idea.

This we can get out of here with a little element combining, Mimsy? Lets see what happens when you mix fire and ice in the belly of a giant elderich sea beast under a swimming pool in a coffee room. With the Green Stuff (TM)

MUDKIP!

Normally I'd say you're crazy, but now I say... Why the hell not? Call me hot-blooded but crazy plans like this really get me fired up!

Ah, crap. I'm suffering from Playing With Fire Pun Syndrome, aren't I? I would say kill me now, but I'd just keep on resurrecting anyway, WITH THE HELP OF KYOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Moving on. How much fire would you like? Candle level, fireplace level, fire 3 level, stinger missile launcher level, cruise missile level, carpet bombing level, nuclear inferno level, sun level, supernova level, or universe-destroying inferno of hellfire level? Or all of the above at once, plus Green Stuff?

Oh, and Isla, I think the timeloop effect applies to everything I destroy. Not just myself. You'll probably be *boop*ing back any second now.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Normally I'd say you're crazy, but now I say... Why the hell not? Call me hot-blooded but crazy plans like this really get me fired up!
Ah, crap. I'm suffering from Playing With Fire Pun Syndrome, aren't I? I would say kill me now, but I'd just keep on resurrecting anyway, WITH THE HELP OF KYOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Moving on. How much fire would you like? Candle level, fireplace level, fire 3 level, stinger missile launcher level, cruise missile level, carpet bombing level, nuclear inferno level, sun level, supernova level, or universe-destroying inferno of hellfire level? Or all of the above at once, plus Green Stuff?
Oh, and Isla, I think the timeloop effect applies to everything I destroy. Not just myself. You'll probably be *boop*ing back any second now.

I'd say a good strong level four carpet bombing oughta do it. *Lifts ice wand, fires it up to the point that the air is crystalising and wishes she had some highly appropriate dramatic music for this* Shall we?

"MUDKIP!"

(Changes into a nose-booper)

Well, things are now boopin'!

Let's do this.

Everlasting: Phoenix Tail!

*sweeps tail of burning flames out dramatically and begins firing massive infernos everywhere.*

MORE DAKKA! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR DAKKA!

*Has given up trying to prevent armageddon, is sat on a deck chair, watching the chaos and munching popcorn.*

NeverSlender wrote:*Has given up trying to prevent armageddon, is sat on a deck chair, watching the chaos and munching popcorn.*

Hey, can I join? I'll let you use my infinite eldritch minifridge.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Let's do this.
Everlasting: Phoenix' Tail!
*sweeps tail of burning flames out dramatically and begins firing massive infernos everywhere.*
MORE DAKKA! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR DAKKA!

*Watches the whirlwinds of fire shatter the glass and burn through glowing veins like oil on water, and wholeheartedly agrees: more dakka is required. She provides.*

GLACIEEEEEEER! Wow shouting your attacks is cool.

Ice sheets spread across the ceiling falling down in lethal shards when the head of the pheonix fire shatters them on contact. The air is filled with ash and ice crystals, blue and red light, and the increasing smell of smoke and a building explosion.

If giant mutant abominable fish can wear expressions of 'oh shit' then this giant fish is doing exactly that.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwyNi1fHSg

Sicon! 1000 posts! Congratulations!
*gets killed by one thousand eldritch personifications of each of Sicon's posts*

Victin wrote:Sicon! 1000 posts! Congratulations!
*gets killed by one thousand eldritch personifications of each of Sicon's posts*

Hell yes! It almost makes me want to not post anymore so I can keep that awesome line of zeros there. Almost. If I did that though, how would I make it to 2000?

Ummm... Why is the fish glowing?

NeverSlender wrote:Ummm... Why is the fish glowing?

Because it's killing you all with radioactivity. Duh.