The Coffee Room

[The Finch]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Welp, we're boned.

[NeverSlender]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Shit, you accidentally gave her Norman Osbornes super soldier serum!

[Scarab]

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

[NeverSlender]

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Scarab]

MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! It's just a few extraordinary vivid hallucinations and massively effective total recall and fizzing ears! You have looked into the MAWS OF THE WHITE VOID, man, you can COPE!

*HUGS NEVERSLENDER!!!*

[The Finch]

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Um, is there any cure for this? Do I have to get you guys to take a bubble bath with special herbs? Does one of you have to tell the truth? Do I need to wed someone or make friends? IDK, I'm trying to help you guys!

[IslaKariese]

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

I can hear and see and remember EVERYTHING! I never have to go to school again! I can be president! *grabs a nice pointy hat and a broom* That Witch ain't got nothing on me!

[The Finch]

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

I can hear and see and remember EVERYTHING! I never have to go to school again! I can be president! *grabs a nice pointy hat and a broom* That Witch ain't got nothing on me!

Eeyup, he's gone crazy.

Yes, I'm making Pony references. Somebody has to...

Can you go post in the MLP thread, please?

[NeverSlender]

MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! It's just a few extraordinary vivid hallucinations and massively effective total recall and fizzing ears! You have looked into the MAWS OF THE WHITE VOID, man, you can COPE!

*HUGS NEVERSLENDER!!!*

*Starts crying on your shoulder*

Oh god the eyes... The tentacles HAVE EYES!

[Lordxana0]

By the by I also have some Purge coffee drink. It is made of rainbows and sunshine taken from the pony universe, it should counteract Universal Punch. but it will make you happy... annoyingly so. *hands a few cups around*

[Scarab]

*Starts crying on your shoulder*
Oh god the eyes... The tentacles HAVE EYES!

*Sighs and pats shoulder* it's okay, they don't have eyes really! Although... well, maybe they do, but if they DO we can just ask them to close them all and look the toher way unti lthe green stuff you drank wore off! Come on, lets go build a pillow fort so you can hide!

See, you know how one in every few tends to have a really bad trip? I think neverslender might have gotten the really bad trip

[NeverSlender]

*Starts crying on your shoulder*
Oh god the eyes... The tentacles HAVE EYES!

*Sighs and pats shoulder* it's okay, they don't have eyes really! Although... well, maybe they do, but if they DO we can just ask them to close them all and look the toher way unti lthe green stuff you drank wore off! Come on, lets go build a pillow fort so you can hide!

See, you know how one in every few tends to have a really bad trip? I think neverslender might have gotten the really bad trip

The bad trip to Cthulhus lair...

Pillow fort! Pillow fort!

[Scarab]

The bad trip to Cthulhus lair...

Ewww I would try and avoid there. it stinks and there's a lot of stuff CRAWLING aroundf ._..

Pillow fort! Pillow fort!

See? Everything's better with forts! Okay sound the announcement, we need pillows and broom poles and sheets in the coffee room, STAT! SOMEBODY GET MISTER A. ON THIS! He can probably, I dunno, scientifically appearify them or something!

[Nitrogenous Base]

Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.

[Scarab]

Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.

Oh, pish to Hawiian coffee, just grab a cup of the green stuff and GET OVER HERE to help finish constructing this pillow fort!

[Nitrogenous Base]

Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.

Oh, pish to Hawiian coffee, just grab a cup of the green stuff and GET OVER HERE to help finish constructing this pillow fort!

But the last time I drank something green, I ended up being unable to taste anything for a whole day.

That said, I'll help with the pillow fort anyhow.

[Lordxana0]

Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.

*puts one down in front of you* anything else?

[Nitrogenous Base]

Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.

*puts one down in front of you* anything else?

Based on what's happening with everyone drinking the green stuff, a helmet might be in order.

[IslaKariese]

Based on what's happening with everyone drinking the green stuff, a helmet might be in order.

*grabs a cat out of nowhere, hisses and hides in the corner, stroking the animal and muttering to herself*

[Scarab]

*grabs a cat out of nowhere, hisses and hides in the corner, stroking the animal and muttering to herself*

*Peers out of the half constructed fort and reaches out cautiously*

...Kitty?

[IslaKariese]

*grabs a cat out of nowhere, hisses and hides in the corner, stroking the animal and muttering to herself*

*Peers out of the half constructed fort and reaches out cautiously*

...Kitty?

*The cat glows green and becomes and Eldritch Abomination. Isla continues stroking it almost-lovingly*

[Sicon112]

Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

[The Finch]

Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

NOOOOOOOO

[NeverSlender]

Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

*Shivering uncontrollably*

There are no words for the horror you are about to witness...

[Sicon112]

Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

NOOOOOOOO

Hey, what's up with you? Why are you freaking out? Oh, by the way, Xana, how do you make this stuff? It's pretty good.