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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:40 pm
by The Finch
IslaKariese wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...


Welp, we're boned.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:42 pm
by NeverSlender
IslaKariese wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...


Shit, you accidentally gave her Norman Osbornes super soldier serum!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:44 pm
by Scarab
Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...


Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:45 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...


Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?


MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:46 pm
by Scarab
MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! It's just a few extraordinary vivid hallucinations and massively effective total recall and fizzing ears! You have looked into the MAWS OF THE WHITE VOID, man, you can COPE!

*HUGS NEVERSLENDER!!!*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:47 pm
by The Finch
NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...


Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?


MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Um, is there any cure for this? Do I have to get you guys to take a bubble bath with special herbs? Does one of you have to tell the truth? Do I need to wed someone or make friends? IDK, I'm trying to help you guys!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:47 pm
by IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:
Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

I can hear and see and remember EVERYTHING! I never have to go to school again! I can be president! *grabs a nice pointy hat and a broom* That Witch ain't got nothing on me!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:49 pm
by The Finch
IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...

Isn't it GREAT?! Cam you remember stuff you lost when you were THREE? (hey I didn't gert the ears! No fair!) 8D

...Is NeverSlender still quaking in the corner?

I can hear and see and remember EVERYTHING! I never have to go to school again! I can be president! *grabs a nice pointy hat and a broom* That Witch ain't got nothing on me!


Eeyup, he's gone crazy.

Yes, I'm making Pony references. Somebody has to...

Can you go post in the MLP thread, please?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:49 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! It's just a few extraordinary vivid hallucinations and massively effective total recall and fizzing ears! You have looked into the MAWS OF THE WHITE VOID, man, you can COPE!

*HUGS NEVERSLENDER!!!*


*Starts crying on your shoulder*

Oh god the eyes... The tentacles HAVE EYES!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:52 pm
by Lordxana0
By the by I also have some Purge coffee drink. It is made of rainbows and sunshine taken from the pony universe, it should counteract Universal Punch. but it will make you happy... annoyingly so. *hands a few cups around*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:53 pm
by Scarab
*Starts crying on your shoulder*
Oh god the eyes... The tentacles HAVE EYES!


*Sighs and pats shoulder* it's okay, they don't have eyes really! Although... well, maybe they do, but if they DO we can just ask them to close them all and look the toher way unti lthe green stuff you drank wore off! Come on, lets go build a pillow fort so you can hide! :D

See, you know how one in every few tends to have a really bad trip? I think neverslender might have gotten the really bad trip

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:55 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
*Starts crying on your shoulder*
Oh god the eyes... The tentacles HAVE EYES!


*Sighs and pats shoulder* it's okay, they don't have eyes really! Although... well, maybe they do, but if they DO we can just ask them to close them all and look the toher way unti lthe green stuff you drank wore off! Come on, lets go build a pillow fort so you can hide! :D

See, you know how one in every few tends to have a really bad trip? I think neverslender might have gotten the really bad trip


The bad trip to Cthulhus lair...

Pillow fort! Pillow fort!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:57 pm
by Scarab
The bad trip to Cthulhus lair...


Ewww I would try and avoid there. it stinks and there's a lot of stuff CRAWLING aroundf ._..

Pillow fort! Pillow fort!


See? Everything's better with forts! Okay sound the announcement, we need pillows and broom poles and sheets in the coffee room, STAT! SOMEBODY GET MISTER A. ON THIS! He can probably, I dunno, scientifically appearify them or something!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:07 pm
by Nitrogenous Base
Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:10 pm
by Scarab
Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.


Oh, pish to Hawiian coffee, just grab a cup of the green stuff and GET OVER HERE to help finish constructing this pillow fort! :shock:

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:12 pm
by Nitrogenous Base
Scarab wrote:
Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.


Oh, pish to Hawiian coffee, just grab a cup of the green stuff and GET OVER HERE to help finish constructing this pillow fort! :shock:


But the last time I drank something green, I ended up being unable to taste anything for a whole day.

That said, I'll help with the pillow fort anyhow.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:13 pm
by Lordxana0
Nitrogenous Base wrote:Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.


*puts one down in front of you* anything else?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:19 pm
by Nitrogenous Base
Lordxana0 wrote:
Nitrogenous Base wrote:Wow. And I just wanted a cup of Hawaiian coffee.


*puts one down in front of you* anything else?


Based on what's happening with everyone drinking the green stuff, a helmet might be in order.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:21 pm
by IslaKariese
Nitrogenous Base wrote:Based on what's happening with everyone drinking the green stuff, a helmet might be in order.

*grabs a cat out of nowhere, hisses and hides in the corner, stroking the animal and muttering to herself*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:37 pm
by Scarab
*grabs a cat out of nowhere, hisses and hides in the corner, stroking the animal and muttering to herself*


*Peers out of the half constructed fort and reaches out cautiously*

...Kitty?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:43 pm
by IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:
*grabs a cat out of nowhere, hisses and hides in the corner, stroking the animal and muttering to herself*

*Peers out of the half constructed fort and reaches out cautiously*

...Kitty?

*The cat glows green and becomes and Eldritch Abomination. Isla continues stroking it almost-lovingly*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:43 pm
by Sicon112
Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:44 pm
by The Finch
Sicon112 wrote:Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*



NOOOOOOOO

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:45 pm
by NeverSlender
Sicon112 wrote:Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*


*Shivering uncontrollably*

There are no words for the horror you are about to witness...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:45 pm
by Sicon112
The Finch wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*



NOOOOOOOO


Hey, what's up with you? Why are you freaking out? Oh, by the way, Xana, how do you make this stuff? It's pretty good.