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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:56 pm

Sicon112 wrote:NeverSlender wrote:
Ummm... Why is the fish glowing?

Because it's killing you all with radioactivity. Duh.


Also, because it's about to explode from a combination of blazing phoenix fire and frozen oblivion. Lets get out of here or Sicon will never make it to 2000 posts!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:57 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Ummm... Why is the fish glowing?


Because it's killing you all with radioactivity. Duh.


It also seems to be... growing. And now it's stood up...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:57 pm

Sigh... Good thing I'm immortal.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:58 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Sigh... Good thing I'm immortal.


M'not. >.> Although given that I'm still alive I'm honestly starting to wonder.

Well, it was a pretty good effort, really. The green stuff may have been going a bit too far,
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:01 pm

If someone manages to sum um this thread in one post, I'd give that person a cookie.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:02 pm

Victin wrote:If someone manages to sum um this thread in one post, I'd give that person a cookie.


Whatever it is, it's all Lordxana's fault for starting it.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:05 pm

Victin wrote:If someone manages to sum um this thread in one post, I'd give that person a cookie.

Mind Fuck
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:09 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Victin wrote:If someone manages to sum um this thread in one post, I'd give that person a cookie.

Mind Fuck


*Points at Isla* She's got it, right there.
Also, Isla you have tentacle bits in your hair.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:10 pm

Scarab wrote:*Points at Isla* She's got it, right there.
Also, Isla you have tentacle bits in your hair.

*blinks, wholly unmoved* I don't even fuckin' care anymore. Shit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:17 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Points at Isla* She's got it, right there.
Also, Isla you have tentacle bits in your hair.

*blinks, wholly unmoved* I don't even fuckin' care anymore. Shit.


*Puts away Ice Wand* C'mon, let's go back to the surface and make some more coffee. it feels like forever since we actually made ANY coffee in this place, I mean that's what the room was FOR in the first place. We can deal with the giant mutant fish later.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:23 pm

Scarab wrote:*Puts away Ice Wand* C'mon, let's go back to the surface and make some more coffee. it feels like forever since we actually made ANY coffee in this place, I mean that's what the room was FOR in the first place. We can deal with the giant mutant fish later.

Sure. I need coffee really bad right now.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:25 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Puts away Ice Wand* C'mon, let's go back to the surface and make some more coffee. it feels like forever since we actually made ANY coffee in this place, I mean that's what the room was FOR in the first place. We can deal with the giant mutant fish later.

Sure. I need coffee really bad right now.


Would this be a good time to mention that I replaced all of the coffee beans with the seeds of a man-eating plant from Pluto? An alternate UNIVERSE Pluto. That is still a planet.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:27 pm

Yeah, screw the giant radioactive nuke fish.

*randomly flies through the roof of the fish's mouth like a speeding immortal phoenix bullet of DOOOOOOM.*

See you all in the eldritch coffee shop of horrors!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:28 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Puts away Ice Wand* C'mon, let's go back to the surface and make some more coffee. it feels like forever since we actually made ANY coffee in this place, I mean that's what the room was FOR in the first place. We can deal with the giant mutant fish later.

Sure. I need coffee really bad right now.

Would this be a good time to mention that I replaced all of the coffee beans with the seeds of a man-eating plant from Pluto? An alternate UNIVERSE Pluto. That is still a planet.


*Grumble* Pluto is still a planet in my HEART... and probably in a couple of animes.

And this is why I keep my own stash of coffee packets in my pockets at all times lately :)

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Yeah, screw the giant radioactive nuke fish.
*randomly flies through the roof of the fish's mouth like a speeding immortal phoenix bullet of DOOOOOOM.*
See you all in the eldritch coffee shop of horrors!


*Waves to him as he goes* Seeya back there, crazy phoenix guy.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:29 pm

You know this fish would make excellent security.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:34 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Would this be a good time to mention that I replaced all of the coffee beans with the seeds of a man-eating plant from Pluto? An alternate UNIVERSE Pluto. That is still a planet.

No. This would be a bad time. Know why? 'Cause I NEED MY FUCKING COFFEE.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:35 pm

NeverSlender wrote:You know this fish would make excellent security.

...That is an excellent point.
I say we keep him :D We can give him a name!

IslaKariese wrote:No. This would be a bad time. Know why? 'Cause I NEED MY FUCKING COFFEE

*Sits you down and hands you a perfectly normal,not-spiked-with-anything-whatsoever-coffee and a packet of sugar*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:47 pm

Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:No. This would be a bad time. Know why? 'Cause I NEED MY FUCKING COFFEE

*Sits you down and hands you a perfectly normal,not-spiked-with-anything-whatsoever-coffee and a packet of sugar*


*Takes pity on them and doesn't do anything to it. For once. Don't get used to it.*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:01 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:No. This would be a bad time. Know why? 'Cause I NEED MY FUCKING COFFEE

*Sits you down and hands you a perfectly normal,not-spiked-with-anything-whatsoever-coffee and a packet of sugar*


*Takes pity on them and doesn't do anything to it. For once. Don't get used to it.*


You're a good guy, Sicon. Well. Some of the time. :)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:05 pm

When he's not trying to kill us all for shits and giggles.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:10 pm

NeverSlender wrote:When he's not trying to kill us all for shits and giggles.


Again, I have no idea what you mean. ^_^
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:10 pm

*inhales her coffee, glaring at everybody at random. Her coffee*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:24 pm

So yeah this place is chaos right now. You guys have to admit this thread was a pretty great idea. Now then I think everyone would be happy to know I have opened up trade with the Greek gods. And now I have created "Zeus Bolt" as a new form of my coffee. Warning way cause death
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:25 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:So yeah this place is chaos right now. You guys have to admit this thread was a pretty great idea. Now then I think everyone would be happy to know I have opened up trade with the Greek gods. And now I have created "Zeus Bolt" as a new form of my coffee. Warning way cause death

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:33 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:So yeah this place is chaos right now. You guys have to admit this thread was a pretty great idea. Now then I think everyone would be happy to know I have opened up trade with the Greek gods. And now I have created "Zeus Bolt" as a new form of my coffee. Warning way cause death


Your offer intrigues me and I wish to know more.
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