The Coffee Room

[NeverSlender]

Well it can't be much worse.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Mix it with the Green Stuff and that awesome Destruction Flavor you came up with. And space arsenic. And that Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir I found earlier. And serve it in the Holy Grail, with a side of scones made from cinnamon and phoenix feathers, then give it to me at once!

[IslaKariese]

Mix it with the Green Stuff and that awesome Destruction Flavor you came up with. And space arsenic. And that Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir I found earlier. And serve it in the Holy Grail, with a side of scones made from cinnamon and phoenix feathers, then give it to me at once!

*smacks him very hard. With a fish*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*bisects the fish with a burning Razor Wing, then gives a dramatic sidelong glance at Isla.*

Go back to your coffee, ye who once was an unspeakable eldritch horror. My tastes in drink are none of your concern.

[IslaKariese]

*bisects the fish with a burning Razor Wing, then gives a dramatic sidelong glance at Isla.*

Go back to your coffee, ye who once was an unspeakable eldritch horror. My tastes in drink are none of your concern.

*stares and discretely wipes away her bloody nose, taking a sip of her coffee*

[NeverSlender]

*bisects the fish with a burning Razor Wing, then gives a dramatic sidelong glance at Isla.*

Go back to your coffee, ye who once was an unspeakable eldritch horror. My tastes in drink are none of your concern.

*Sneaks up behind and whacks him with a tentacle.*

But they are mine. No more armageddon. The Other World Insurance company won't cover anymore...

[Sicon112]

Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Incinerates the tentacle with the pwnage wings.*

Relax. If I drink it and it makes me go crazy, I'll probably just explode right off the bat and respawn later.

[NeverSlender]

Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.

It'd be a bit difficult, their headquarters isn't exactly physical.

[Sicon112]

Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.

It'd be a bit difficult, their headquarters isn't exactly physical.

Well neither am I. (<---Is made of energy.)

[NeverSlender]

Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.

It'd be a bit difficult, their headquarters isn't exactly physical.

Well neither am I. (<---Is made of energy.)

Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.

[Sicon112]

Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.

Most of the time. Besides, I'm sure Xana has a drink back here somewhere that f*cks with the concept of existence...

[NeverSlender]

Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.

Most of the time. Besides, I'm sure Xana has a drink back here somewhere that f*cks with the concept of existence...

That's what all of them do.

[Sicon112]

Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.

Most of the time. Besides, I'm sure Xana has a drink back here somewhere that f*cks with the concept of existence...

That's what all of them do.

Well, yea, but I mean...MORE. Ya know.

[The Finch]

This is boring.

"TRANSFORM!"

(Changes into Punkin)

GIMME THAT FISH

[Scarab]

This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH

Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*

[NeverSlender]

This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH

Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*

Hey, what if we get the fish to drink Green Stuff(TM) from the grail?

[Scarab]

This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH

Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*

Hey, what if we get the fish to drink Green Stuff(TM) from the grail?

Ooh... this is an experiment which I would very much like to see the outcome of. Lets go find out.

[NeverSlender]

*Walks to the pool. The fish stares at him with a mixture of amusement and threat*

Ummm... How do we get it to open its mouth?

*Looks at fish*

Where IS its mouth?

[The Finch]

This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH

Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*

(A punkin is a term referring to the pumpkin-humaniods found in the horrible game "Pumpkin World."

[Scarab]

This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH

Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*

(A punkin is a term referring to the pumpkin-humaniods found in the horrible game "Pumpkin World."

Oh, well whatever it is, it's adorable.

[Scarab]

*slumps in nearest chair* Okay. I need the strongest thing we have here, guys. I really, REALLY need the strongest thing we have here. Like, ten minutes ago.

[Lordxana0]

*slumps in nearest chair* Okay. I need the strongest thing we have here, guys. I really, REALLY need the strongest thing we have here. Like, ten minutes ago.

*walks over and puts down a cup of steaming red liquid, every once in awhile you think you can hear the screams of damned souls in it* MAx force coffee drink, now with fifty percent more.

[Scarab]

*slumps in nearest chair* Okay. I need the strongest thing we have here, guys. I really, REALLY need the strongest thing we have here. Like, ten minutes ago.

*walks over and puts down a cup of steaming red liquid, every once in awhile you think you can hear the screams of damned souls in it* MAx force coffee drink, now with fifty percent more.

Xana, you're a lifesaver. You are providing the drinks for this whole FREAKIN' campaign, I swear it... that is provided the Wicked Witch doesn't murder me first.

[The Finch]

GIVE ME THE COFFEE