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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:38 pm
by NeverSlender
Well it can't be much worse.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:39 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Mix it with the Green Stuff and that awesome Destruction Flavor you came up with. And space arsenic. And that Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir I found earlier. And serve it in the Holy Grail, with a side of scones made from cinnamon and phoenix feathers, then give it to me at once!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:41 pm
by IslaKariese
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Mix it with the Green Stuff and that awesome Destruction Flavor you came up with. And space arsenic. And that Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir I found earlier. And serve it in the Holy Grail, with a side of scones made from cinnamon and phoenix feathers, then give it to me at once!

*smacks him very hard. With a fish*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:43 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*bisects the fish with a burning Razor Wing, then gives a dramatic sidelong glance at Isla.*

Go back to your coffee, ye who once was an unspeakable eldritch horror. My tastes in drink are none of your concern.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:44 pm
by IslaKariese
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*bisects the fish with a burning Razor Wing, then gives a dramatic sidelong glance at Isla.*

Go back to your coffee, ye who once was an unspeakable eldritch horror. My tastes in drink are none of your concern.

*stares and discretely wipes away her bloody nose, taking a sip of her coffee*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:45 pm
by NeverSlender
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*bisects the fish with a burning Razor Wing, then gives a dramatic sidelong glance at Isla.*

Go back to your coffee, ye who once was an unspeakable eldritch horror. My tastes in drink are none of your concern.


*Sneaks up behind and whacks him with a tentacle.*

But they are mine. No more armageddon. The Other World Insurance company won't cover anymore...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:47 pm
by Sicon112
Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:52 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*Incinerates the tentacle with the pwnage wings.*

Relax. If I drink it and it makes me go crazy, I'll probably just explode right off the bat and respawn later.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:52 pm
by NeverSlender
Sicon112 wrote:Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.


It'd be a bit difficult, their headquarters isn't exactly physical.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:53 pm
by Sicon112
NeverSlender wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.


It'd be a bit difficult, their headquarters isn't exactly physical.


Well neither am I. (<---Is made of energy.)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:54 pm
by NeverSlender
Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Meh, if they try to sue us I'll just bulldoze their headquarters on a wave of sword-filled flames the size of the Empire State building.


It'd be a bit difficult, their headquarters isn't exactly physical.


Well neither am I. (<---Is made of energy.)


Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:56 pm
by Sicon112
NeverSlender wrote:Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.


Most of the time. Besides, I'm sure Xana has a drink back here somewhere that f*cks with the concept of existence...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:58 pm
by NeverSlender
Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.


Most of the time. Besides, I'm sure Xana has a drink back here somewhere that f*cks with the concept of existence...


That's what all of them do.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:59 pm
by Sicon112
NeverSlender wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Yeah, but unlike them most of the time you at least exist.


Most of the time. Besides, I'm sure Xana has a drink back here somewhere that f*cks with the concept of existence...


That's what all of them do.


Well, yea, but I mean...MORE. Ya know.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:15 pm
by The Finch
This is boring.

"TRANSFORM!"

(Changes into Punkin)

GIMME THAT FISH

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:48 am
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH


Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:49 am
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH


Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*


Hey, what if we get the fish to drink Green Stuff(TM) from the grail?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:51 am
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH


Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*


Hey, what if we get the fish to drink Green Stuff(TM) from the grail?


Ooh... this is an experiment which I would very much like to see the outcome of. Lets go find out.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:00 am
by NeverSlender
*Walks to the pool. The fish stares at him with a mixture of amusement and threat*

Ummm... How do we get it to open its mouth?

*Looks at fish*

Where IS its mouth?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:20 am
by The Finch
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH


Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*


(A punkin is a term referring to the pumpkin-humaniods found in the horrible game "Pumpkin World."

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:32 am
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:This is boring.
"TRANSFORM!"
(Changes into Punkin)
GIMME THAT FISH


Hey guys! What did I miss while... Uh...
*watches the chaos out all around her glad that she isn't the one causing the apocalypse for once.

Tactfully does NOT mention that she has the Holy Grail in her knapsack.*

*Pets the Punkin, whatever it is*


(A punkin is a term referring to the pumpkin-humaniods found in the horrible game "Pumpkin World."


Oh, well whatever it is, it's adorable.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:12 am
by Scarab
*slumps in nearest chair* Okay. I need the strongest thing we have here, guys. I really, REALLY need the strongest thing we have here. Like, ten minutes ago.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:27 am
by Lordxana0
Scarab wrote:*slumps in nearest chair* Okay. I need the strongest thing we have here, guys. I really, REALLY need the strongest thing we have here. Like, ten minutes ago.


*walks over and puts down a cup of steaming red liquid, every once in awhile you think you can hear the screams of damned souls in it* MAx force coffee drink, now with fifty percent more.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:44 am
by Scarab
Lordxana0 wrote:
Scarab wrote:*slumps in nearest chair* Okay. I need the strongest thing we have here, guys. I really, REALLY need the strongest thing we have here. Like, ten minutes ago.


*walks over and puts down a cup of steaming red liquid, every once in awhile you think you can hear the screams of damned souls in it* MAx force coffee drink, now with fifty percent more.


Xana, you're a lifesaver. You are providing the drinks for this whole FREAKIN' campaign, I swear it... that is provided the Wicked Witch doesn't murder me first.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:12 pm
by The Finch
GIVE ME THE COFFEE