The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

GIVE ME THE COFFEE

*Chugs* *Gasps* Dude, try some of this stuff, it'll blow your socks right off.

[The Finch]

GIVE ME THE COFFEE

*Chugs* *Gasps* Dude, try some of this stuff, it'll blow your socks right off.

"Takes Coffee and shoves the whole thing in his mouth"

NOM NOM NOM

Yum!

GIVE ME THE SUGAR

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oi! I still want your Zeus-lightning flavored coffee of doom to be mixed with the destruction flavor and the green stuff AND the Hourai Elixir AND served in the Holy Grail, along with a side dish of scones made from hell cinnamon and phoenix feathers. I can provide the latter, if it helps.

[Scarab]

GIVE ME THE COFFEE

*Chugs* *Gasps* Dude, try some of this stuff, it'll blow your socks right off.

"Takes Coffee and shoves the whole thing in his mouth"
NOM NOM NOM
Yum!
GIVE ME THE SUGAR

*Hands him the sugar without even looking up from her coffee, still muttering nervously to herself about green skin and campaigns and managers and posters*

Oi! I still want your Zeus-lightning flavored coffee of doom to be mixed with the destruction flavor and the green stuff AND the Hourai Elixir AND served in the Holy Grail, along with a side dish of scones made from hell cinnamon and phoenix feathers. I can provide the latter, if it helps.

Can I get some of those phoenix feathers here? I'm FAIRLY sure that, combined with my ice affinity, it will make me go semi catatonic for several hours. I need that right now.

[The Finch]

"TRANSFORM"

(Changes into Pikachu)

Pika!

[IslaKariese]

"TRANSFORM"

(Changes into Pikachu)

Pika!

*pops out of the hole she's hidden in*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82ptblJvog

[Scarab]

"TRANSFORM"

(Changes into Pikachu)

Pika!

*pops out of the hole she's hidden in*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82ptblJvog

*Picks up Pikachu Finch* If anybody wants me I'll be trying to reduce my current stress levels by petting a Pikachu and drinking coffee in the pillow fort behind the swimming pool.

[The Finch]

"TRANSFORM"

(Changes into Pikachu)

Pika!

*pops out of the hole she's hidden in*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82ptblJvog

*Picks up Pikachu Finch* If anybody wants me I'll be trying to reduce my current stress levels by petting a Pikachu and drinking coffee in the pillow fort behind the swimming pool.

Pika!

[Scarab]

Pika!

Sits in fort, shares jelly beans with the pika-finch and quietly considers the fact that at some point the actual Wicked Witch of the West is going to want all the campaign peoples heads on a platter starting with hers, and there's noting she can do about it*

(Sigh)

[NeverSlender]

Pika!

Sits in fort, shares jelly beans with the pika-finch and quietly considers the fact that at some point the actual Wicked Witch of the West is going to want all the campaigns heads on a platter and there's noting she can do about it*

(Sigh)

Don't worry, we do have a mutant fish security guard.

[Scarab]

Pika!

Sits in fort, shares jelly beans with the pika-finch and quietly considers the fact that at some point the actual Wicked Witch of the West is going to want all the campaigns heads on a platter and there's noting she can do about it*

(Sigh)

Don't worry, we do have a mutant fish security guard.

*Scratches pikafinch behind the ears* Well, yeah... there's THAT I guess. Also, there's a really big swimming pool in here. I knew that was a good idea.

[IslaKariese]

*Stomps in, holding a Wanted poster for Wisp* This man has done the unforgivable! He introduced Juliet to Twilight! Find him! FIND HIM NOW!

[Pixelmage]

*Stomps in, holding a Wanted poster for Wisp* This man has done the unforgivable! He introduced Juliet to Twilight! Find him! FIND HIM NOW!

And keep him alive. Xana's got a brand new guinea pig for the brews!

[NeverSlender]

*Drags Wysp in by a chain attached to hi- attached somewhere*

Here, have this.

[RotavatoR]

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
Let him read/watch it. It's a worse punishment than anyone of you can come up with.

[NeverSlender]

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
Let him read/watch it. It's a worse punishment than anyone of you can come up with.

Not good enough. He'll only have to see it once. We could be reading about it on that blog for years. There are some strange things in the back room. Let's see what we can do.

(Yes, that is a challenge.)

[Lordxana0]

A new test subject I have been wanting to test this new thing out...

[Pixelmage]

One thing is for sure though... I HOPE the puppetmasters decide to not play along with that... She didn't fall for the fashion mags, so there is still hope!

Also, Xana. It's not just any test subject. It's the test subject. Go on, test all your doomsday devices on him. All at once if we have enough outlets to plug them on.

[IslaKariese]

*Cackles madly, a rather insane firelight coming into her eyes that promises madness and destruction to Wisp the Peacekiller*

[RotavatoR]

What makes you think he'll only have to see it once...
We could show it to him again and again until his psyche is twisted, his soul rotten and his cornea filled with terror.

[Scarab]

*Stomps in, holding a Wanted poster for Wisp* This man has done the unforgivable! He introduced Juliet to Twilight! Find him! FIND HIM NOW!

*May possibly squidge the Finch a little in her horror* He... did WHAT?

Gods above, man, and I thought I was crazy for campaigning with the Witch! Twilight? Seriously?

RotavatoR wrote:
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
Let him read/watch it. It's a worse punishment than anyone of you can come up with.

Not good enough. He'll only have to see it once. We could be reading about it on that blog for years. There are some strange things in the back room. Let's see what we can do.

Now, now, we're still CIVILISED people. This must be dealt with with the maturity and dignity that it deserves. Just go hand him over to the giant mutant fish.

[Sicon112]

I wonder if Wysp even realizes we are plotting horrible demise for him over here. I don't think he comes to this forum much.

[NeverSlender]

*Stomps in, holding a Wanted poster for Wisp* This man has done the unforgivable! He introduced Juliet to Twilight! Find him! FIND HIM NOW!

*May possibly squidge the Finch a little in her horror* He... did WHAT?

Gods above, man, and I thought I was crazy for campaigning with the Witch! Twilight? Seriously?

RotavatoR wrote:
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
Let him read/watch it. It's a worse punishment than anyone of you can come up with.

Not good enough. He'll only have to see it once. We could be reading about it on that blog for years. There are some strange things in the back room. Let's see what we can do.

Now, now, we're still CIVILISED people. This must be dealt with with the maturity and dignity that it deserves. Just go hand him over to the giant mutant fish.

Nah, too quick. Xana said he wants to "test something" on him.

[RotavatoR]

Is there any way you can make him...
sparkle?

[NeverSlender]

He's here, I dragged him in. Feel free to yank the chain.