The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

I wonder if Wysp even realizes we are plotting horrible demise for him over here. I don't think he comes to this forum much.

If not, we now have the element of surpise!He will not know how horribly he will perish until it's too late! *sharpening the knifes*

[Scarab]

Is there any way you can make him...
sparkle?

For shame, man, if we make him sparkle how are we any better than the Supposed Writer Who's Name Shall Not be Spoken?

...Although now that you mention it, there are several containers of glitterglue in the cupboards over there. And some extra strength glue.

[NeverSlender]

Is there any way you can make him...
sparkle?

For shame, man, if we make him sparkle how are we any better than the Supposed Writer Who's Name Shall Not be Spoken?

...Although now that you mention it, there are several containers of glitterglue in the cupboards over there. And some extra strength glue.

A more fitting punishment would be to make his insides sparkle.

[RotavatoR]

But his sin will be visible for everyone, oh chaos lords! The traitor shall know what it is like to be shunned and have glue in uncomfortable places...

[Sicon112]

A more fitting punishment would be to make his insides sparkle.

Questionable surgical procedures are so handy, aren't they?

[NeverSlender]

But his sin will be visible for everyone, oh chaos lords! The traitor shall know what it is like to be shunned and have glue in uncomfortable places...

I'm pretty sure glue and glitter in your digestive tract is uncomfortable.

[RotavatoR]

But his sin will be visible for everyone, oh chaos lords! The traitor shall know what it is like to be shunned and have glue in uncomfortable places...

I'm pretty sure glue and glitter in your digestive tract is uncomfortable.

Fair enough.
Brings us to the next problem: Which orifice?

[IslaKariese]

*Grabs a rusted chainsaw and stalks over to the chained Wysp, blind and deaf in her madness*

[NeverSlender]

But his sin will be visible for everyone, oh chaos lords! The traitor shall know what it is like to be shunned and have glue in uncomfortable places...

I'm pretty sure glue and glitter in your digestive tract is uncomfortable.

Fair enough.
Brings us to the next problem: Which orifice?

EVERY ORIFICE. WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ORIFICES WE SHALL CRAFT NEW ONES. WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ROOM WE SHALL CRAFT ORIFICES OUT OF HIS ORIFICES.

[Pixelmage]

*Grabs a rusted chainsaw and stalks over to the chained Wysp, blind and deaf in her madness*

*helps her turn the chainsaw on with a psycho grin in evidence*

[RotavatoR]

EVERY ORIFICE. WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ORIFICES WE SHALL CRAFT NEW ONES. WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ROOM WE SHALL CRAFT ORIFICES OUT OF HIS ORIFICES.

Until he is naught but swiss cheese? I'm liking the sound of that And it seems our mad friends here have found a way to create said orificicices

[NeverSlender]

EVERY ORIFICE. WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ORIFICES WE SHALL CRAFT NEW ONES. WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ROOM WE SHALL CRAFT ORIFICES OUT OF HIS ORIFICES.

Until he is naught but swiss cheese? I'm liking the sound of that

UNTIL HE IS NAUGHT BUT A LARGE BLOODY SPARKLING ORIFICE. THEN WE SHALL TAKE HIM TO STEPHANIE MEYER AND SHOW HER WHAT SHE MADE US DO.

[IslaKariese]

*Grabs a rusted chainsaw and stalks over to the chained Wysp, blind and deaf in her madness*

*helps her turn the chainsaw on with a psycho grin in evidence*

The itsy bitsy spider ran up the water spout~~
Down came the rain and WASHED THE SPIDER OUT~!

[Pixelmage]

*Grabs a rusted chainsaw and stalks over to the chained Wysp, blind and deaf in her madness*

*helps her turn the chainsaw on with a psycho grin in evidence*

The itsy bitsy spider ran up the water spout~~
Down came the rain and WASHED THE SPIDER OUT~!

Happily smiling

[Lordxana0]

Man you guys are really calling for blood. What to use what to use... Well there is this one thing, but I don't know if it is too harsh. You see as soon as someone drinks it all they can see is Bella Swan. They can never unsee her. Everyone around her will look like her and sound like her. It is pretty awful.

[RotavatoR]

*popcorn* (srsly look at profpic)

[NeverSlender]

Man you guys are really calling for blood. What to use what to use... Well there is this one thing, but I don't know if it is too harsh. You see as soon as someone drinks it all they can see is Bella Swan. They can never unsee her. Everyone around her will look like her and sound like her. It is pretty awful.

Oh god... A world without expression or emotion... It's a start.

[Scarab]

*Is beginning to grow slightly scared of all this rage and baying for blood...*

I dunno guys, supressing my rage at the mere mention of the T-word leads me to believe we should have mercy on him.

We should not fight amongst ourselves! That way lies discord! Anarchy! The destruction of the Wall between reality and... oh, well that's going to happen anyway but still, let us not turn on our own! Let us all calm down, be rational and... and look, Finch is a Pikachu right now, *holds him out* isn't he adorable? Let's all appreciate adorable stuff, and not speak the name of the slate faced, dim witted temptress of teenage girls! I CALL FOR PEACE! Damn it why is there no PEACE emoticon in this forum?

*Maaaaay have been drinking too much of the green stuff again*

I RECKON WE CAN STILL MAKE HIM SPARKLE THOUGH!

[NeverSlender]

*Is beginning to grow slightly scared of all this rage and baying for blood...*

I dunno guys, supressing my rage at the mere mention of the T-word leads me to believe we should have mercy on him.

We should not fight amongst ourselves! That way lies discord! Anarchy! The destruction of the Wall between reality and... oh, well that's going to happen anyway but still, let us not turn on our own! Let us all calm down, be rational and... and look, Finch is a Pikachu right now, *holds him out* isn't he adorable? Let's all appreciate adorable stuff, and not speak the name of the slate faced, dim witted temptress of teenage girls! I CALL FOR PEACE! Damn it why is there no PEACE emoticon in this forum?

*Maaaaay have been drinking too much of the green stuff again*

I RECKON WE CAN STILL MAKE HIM SPARKLE THOUGH!

Oh we'll make him sparkle alright...

[IslaKariese]

Blood looks awful pretty in the starlight~!

[RotavatoR]

Maybe we could ask the mods to temporarily change his profile pic

[Scarab]

Blood looks awful pretty in the starlight~!

... *Ever so slowly backs away and feels for the ice wand*

[NeverSlender]

Blood looks awful pretty in the starlight~!

... *Ever so slowly backs away and feels for the ice wand*

Does Ice Wand cure apocalyptic rage?

[Pixelmage]

Blood looks awful pretty in the starlight~!

... *Ever so slowly backs away and feels for the ice wand*

"The ice wand wouldn't help." *whispers from behind you*

[Scarab]

Blood looks awful pretty in the starlight~!

... *Ever so slowly backs away and feels for the ice wand*

"The ice wand wouldn't help." *whispers from behind you*

*Fires in an absolute panic and coats several metres of the surrounding area with an ice wall including the face of anybody who, say, was silly enough to lean right in close to her shoulder in an admittedly successful attempt to freak Scarab out*