The Coffee Room

[RotavatoR]

Is it frappé day?

[Lordxana0]

*sighs* I don't have the will to make my demonic drinks. My xbox just red ringed

[RotavatoR]

Then why the ice theme? Can't be winter already xD
...
What day is it?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Who knows. Time has very little meaning in a place like this.

[Scarab]

Then why the ice theme? Can't be winter already xD
...
What day is it?

Ice wand *waves it in the air grinning* It's kinda my thing in here. I mean I don't know if you were around for the near apocalypse the other day...?

It's Friday.

[RotavatoR]

Thank you, now I need to listen to an even more Earwormy song

[AMimsyBorogove]

You have my pity. So, anyone need a defrosting? I can help with that.

*raises spellcard labelled "Possessed by Phoenix" and grins malevolently, spreading the awesome burning razor wings of DOOOOOOOOM!*

[Pixelmage]

*Fires in an absolute panic and coats several metres of the surrounding area with an ice wall including the face of anybody who, say, was silly enough to lean right in close to her shoulder in an admittedly successful attempt to freak Scarab out*

"ICE BURNS YOU KNOW?!"
*going outside to melt the ice coat*

"By the way... she is still not frozen."

You have my pity. So, anyone need a defrosting? I can help with that.

*raises spellcard labelled "Possessed by Phoenix" and grins malevolently, spreading the awesome burning razor wings of DOOOOOOOOM!*

"No. I'll skip it and just wait it to melt naturally." <--- Genre Savvy.
*leaves, will be back when you least expect it*

[Scarab]

*Fires in an absolute panic and coats several metres of the surrounding area with an ice wall including the face of anybody who, say, was silly enough to lean right in close to her shoulder in an admittedly successful attempt to freak Scarab out*

"ICE BURNS YOU KNOW?!"
*going outside to melt the ice coat*

"By the way... she is still not frozen."

You have my pity. So, anyone need a defrosting? I can help with that.

*raises spellcard labelled "Possessed by Phoenix" and grins malevolently, spreading the awesome burning razor wings of DOOOOOOOOM!*

"No. I'll skip it and just wait it to melt naturally." <--- Genre Savvy.
*leaves, will be back when you least expect it*

What? You sneaked up on me and whispered creepily at my back when the ice wand was in my hand!

*Sighs and shields herself from the oncoming blast* Aaaanybody wants under the ice shield, they're welcome.

[IslaKariese]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

[Scarab]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

Dude, I will freeze you in a solid block of ice for the rest of the night, don't think I won't do it...

Although in the event that I help you, just hypothetically speaking you understand, will there be green stuff in it for me?

[Sicon112]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

...That would be more effective if half your statement wasn't yellow.

[IslaKariese]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

...That would be more effective if half your statement wasn't yellow.

I couldn't find a better color, and I'm tired. I'm feeling high, so I didn't want to just leave it black...

[Pixelmage]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

Do you already have the paint... Or we'll get it as we go? If it is the latter count me in.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I like painting things red. Only instead of red, it's flaming orange. And instead of painting, it's lightning them on fire and watching them BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

*maniacal laughter as flames shoot everywhere for no explicable reason*

[IslaKariese]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

Do you already have the paint... Or we'll get it as we go? If it is the latter count me in.

*pulls out a brush made out of razor-sharp bristles* I think you already know, dear...

[Scarab]

I like painting things red. Only instead of red, it's flaming orange. And instead of painting, it's lightning them on fire and watching them BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

*maniacal laughter as flames shoot everywhere for no explicable reason*

*protects Pikafinch in an ice sheild and decides to just... wait this out.*

[Pixelmage]

Who wants to help me paint the town red~!?

Do you already have the paint... Or we'll get it as we go? If it is the latter count me in.

*pulls out a brush made out of razor-sharp bristles* I think you already know, dear...

*picks a brush*
"Indeed Iknow... And well, scarab did freeze me... so... I need some starting ink."
*grin*

[Scarab]

*picks a brush*
"Indeed Iknow... And well, scarab did freeze me... so... I need some starting ink."
*grin*

...

Fuck. EXCUSE ME GOT PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO SEE ICE WALLS TO CONSTRUCT AROUND MY NATURALLY WEAK HUMAN BODY!

W-wait, actually we, um... we have some of that red alcoholic stuff left from before, I mean, there's sure to be a lot more of it, can't you use that instead?

[IslaKariese]

...

Fuck. EXCUSE ME GOT PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO SEE ICE WALLS TO CONSTRUCT AROUND MY NATURALLY WEAK HUMAN BODY!

W-wait, actually we, um... we have some of that red alcoholic stuff left from before, I mean, there's sure to be a lot more of it, can't you use that instead?

*leans in*

It doesn't look nearly as pretty in the starlight~!

[Scarab]

Scarab wrote:
...

Fuck. EXCUSE ME GOT PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO SEE ICE WALLS TO CONSTRUCT AROUND MY NATURALLY WEAK HUMAN BODY!

W-wait, actually we, um... we have some of that red alcoholic stuff left from before, I mean, there's sure to be a lot more of it, can't you use that instead?
*leans in*

It doesn't look nearly as pretty in the starlight~!

Uh...
Right. I'll just...
...I'll be over here. You know. Out of your way.

*Runs like a bunny on speed shooting ice shields back over her shoulder*

[AMimsyBorogove]

HAH! I'll never let you apply liquid to the walls I intend to BURN! EN GARDE!

*Proceeds to begin raining flames everywhere for no explicable reason, really.*

[Scarab]

HAH! I'll never let you apply liquid to the walls I intend to BURN! EN GARDE!

*Proceeds to begin raining flames everywhere for no explicable reason, really.*

*The entire coffee room again looks as if it was caught between an errupting volcano, and a nuclear winter. As usual, the pillow fort has suffered*

...I'm starting to think we need an armageddon room, guys.

[Dryunya]

Ok. I read the first 5 pages, got bored, and thread-hopped.

Never mind the flames, I'm just chillin'.
Gimme one.

[Sicon112]

Ok. I read the first 5 pages, got bored, and thread-hopped.

Never mind the flames, I'm just chillin'.
Gimme one.

Yes, Dryu has finally joined the Room Full Of Crazy! Here, have some Green Stuff(TM)!