*gulp*
/me dissolves into a pile of green goo and starts sobbing how He Coulda Been A Contender.
The Coffee Room
Re: The Coffee Room
by Dryunya on Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:11 am
I am fully aware of the consequences!
*gulp*
/me dissolves into a pile of green goo and starts sobbing how He Coulda Been A Contender.
*gulp*
/me dissolves into a pile of green goo and starts sobbing how He Coulda Been A Contender.
I have attempted to suppress my inner hyperspace future gardener crying out against all the injustice I am committing.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:29 pm
Dryunya wrote:I am fully aware of the consequences!
*gulp*
/me dissolves into a pile of green goo and starts sobbing how He Coulda Been A Contender.
As far as reactions to the Green Stuff(TM) go, that could have gone worse
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by NeverSlender on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:33 pm
Guyshane wrote:Dryunya wrote:I am fully aware of the consequences!
*gulp*
/me dissolves into a pile of green goo and starts sobbing how He Coulda Been A Contender.
As far as reactions to the Green Stuff(TM) go, that could have gone worse
Wait a bit. It takes a while to reach peak bat shit crazy...ness.
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:35 pm
NeverSlender wrote:Guyshane wrote:Dryunya wrote:I am fully aware of the consequences!
*gulp*
/me dissolves into a pile of green goo and starts sobbing how He Coulda Been A Contender.
As far as reactions to the Green Stuff(TM) go, that could have gone worse
Wait a bit. It takes a while to reach peak bat shit crazy...ness.
Oh I know just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean I haven't been following this thread. besides at least Dry didn't mutate into an Eldritch horror like Ilsa did that one time
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by NeverSlender on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:41 pm
Guyshane wrote:NeverSlender wrote:Guyshane wrote:Oh I know just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean I haven't been following this thread. besides at least Dry didn't mutate into an Eldritch horror like Ilsa did that one time.
...yet.
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by IslaKariese on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:45 pm
Guyshane wrote:Oh I know just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean I haven't been following this thread. besides at least Dry didn't mutate into an Eldritch horror like Ilsa did that one time.
Hmph. That wasn't on purpose, you know.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by NeverSlender on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:47 pm
IslaKariese wrote:Guyshane wrote:Oh I know just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean I haven't been following this thread. besides at least Dry didn't mutate into an Eldritch horror like Ilsa did that one time.
Hmph. That wasn't on purpose, you know.
Well you did seem rather... adept at it.
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:54 pm
IslaKariese wrote:Guyshane wrote:Oh I know just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean I haven't been following this thread. besides at least Dry didn't mutate into an Eldritch horror like Ilsa did that one time.
Hmph. That wasn't on purpose, you know.
Yes I remember that. I also remember how little everyone cared that it wasn't
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by IslaKariese on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:13 pm
NeverSlender wrote:Well you did seem rather... adept at it.
Guyshane wrote:Yes I remember that. I also remember how little everyone cared that it wasn't
...You're all so mean to me.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:22 pm
Guyshane wrote:Yes I remember that. I also remember how little everyone cared that it wasn't
Well, in my case, it was more I didn't really care period. As long as I have my Green Stuff(TM), what do I care if Eldritch Abominations are destroying all of you?
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:42 pm
Sicon112 wrote:Guyshane wrote:Yes I remember that. I also remember how little everyone cared that it wasn't
Well, in my case, it was more I didn't really care period. As long as I have my Green Stuff(TM), what do I care if Eldritch Abominations are destroying all of you?
Yes but its already well established that your an evil genius. or were you just acting like one? I suppose its a bit of a moot point
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Lordxana0 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:50 pm
You guys know what? I am in such a great mood today I might serve actual coffee drinks instead of my different dimension blends 
Yeah you all know that is a pipe dream, who wants my new blend, it adds all things evil and vial with a few drops of REAL CHOCOLATE
Yeah you all know that is a pipe dream, who wants my new blend, it adds all things evil and vial with a few drops of REAL CHOCOLATE
Who you going to call? ME!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by IslaKariese on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:52 pm
Lordxana0 wrote:You guys know what? I am in such a great mood today I might serve actual coffee drinks instead of my different dimension blends
Yeah you all know that is a pipe dream, who wants my new blend, it adds all things evil and vial with a few drops of REAL CHOCOLATE
You fiend. No.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:52 pm
Lordxana0 wrote:You guys know what? I am in such a great mood today I might serve actual coffee drinks instead of my different dimension blends
Yeah you all know that is a pipe dream, who wants my new blend, it adds all things evil and vial with a few drops of REAL CHOCOLATE
Sure, I'll try it.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:53 pm
Lordxana0 wrote:You guys know what? I am in such a great mood today I might serve actual coffee drinks instead of my different dimension blends
Yeah you all know that is a pipe dream, who wants my new blend, it adds all things evil and vial with a few drops of REAL CHOCOLATE
Dibs
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:56 pm
Guyshane wrote:Lordxana0 wrote:You guys know what? I am in such a great mood today I might serve actual coffee drinks instead of my different dimension blends
Yeah you all know that is a pipe dream, who wants my new blend, it adds all things evil and vial with a few drops of REAL CHOCOLATE
Dibs
Ooh! Second dibs!
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Lordxana0 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:01 pm
*hands out cups of a pure black substance that seems to sparkle in the light* ALL OF THE EVIL enjoy
Who you going to call? ME!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:03 pm
Lordxana0 wrote:*hands out cups of a pure black substance that seems to sparkle in the light* ALL OF THE EVIL enjoy
*chugs* Cheers!
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:10 pm
Bonzai! *drinks greedily*
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:26 pm
Lordxana0 wrote:*hands out cups of a pure black substance that seems to sparkle in the light* ALL OF THE EVIL enjoy
...It looks as if there are stars in it. I can't smell any cocoa.
Oh well, bottoms up
*swigs*They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Lordxana0 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:27 pm
Just to let you all know the sparkles were extracted from Edward from Twilight. Enjoy 
Who you going to call? ME!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Guyshane on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:31 pm
Lordxana0 wrote:Just to let you all know the sparkles were extracted from Edward from Twilight. Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JD0h_d1VZg
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:44 pm
Guyshane wrote:Lordxana0 wrote:Just to let you all know the sparkles were extracted from Edward from Twilight. Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JD0h_d1VZg
Hm... nothing much happening so far. A slight twitching in the nose, the vaguest hint of coffee underlying what appears to be 60% strength cocoa beans, a slightly bitter aftertaste, probably from the grouchy vampire extract... Evil is delicious!
And also appears to come with an increased desire to stick electrodes all over people and then electrocute them just to see what happens... Hey, could one of you guys come over here for a minute? I have some... tests I would like to run. Yeah, that's it. Tests. With an ice wand and electrodes and your skulls.
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:50 pm
Scarab wrote:Hm... nothing much happening so far. A slight twitching in the nose, the vaguest hint of coffee underlying what appears to be 60% strength cocoa beans, a slightly bitter aftertaste, probably from the grouchy vampire extract... Evil is delicious!
And also appears to come with an increased desire to stick electrodes all over people and then electrocute them just to see what happens... Hey, could one of you guys come over here for a minute? I have some... tests I would like to run. Yeah, that's it. Tests. With an ice wand and electrodes and your skulls.
I'm not really feeling all that different. I mean, there is the usual energizing effect, but I'm not getting any unusual urges to do stuff.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by IslaKariese on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:52 pm
Sicon112 wrote:I'm not really feeling all that different. I mean, there is the usual energizing effect, but I'm not getting any unusual urges to do stuff.
So... in other words, you're already pure evil?
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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