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IslaKariese wrote:So... in other words, you're already pure evil?

Well... I wouldn't put it that way...

Scarab wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:Just to let you all know the sparkles were extracted from Edward from Twilight. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JD0h_d1VZg

Hm... nothing much happening so far. A slight twitching in the nose, the vaguest hint of coffee underlying what appears to be 60% strength cocoa beans, a slightly bitter aftertaste, probably from the grouchy vampire extract... Evil is delicious!

And also appears to come with an increased desire to stick electrodes all over people and then electrocute them just to see what happens... Hey, could one of you guys come over here for a minute? I have some... tests I would like to run. Yeah, that's it. Tests. With an ice wand and electrodes and your skulls.

Tell you what I'll be your test subject if you'll be my target for my Cow Cannonpatent pending

Guyshane wrote:Tell you what I'll be your test subject if you'll be my target for my Cow Cannonpatent pending

DEAL! But we have to do my test first, I wanna see if you can lobotomize people with this thing...

And you may need more than one eprson to test your cow cannon, I mean, I'm not big enough to stand in for a whole cow, we'll need like, three other people in there at once...

Scarab wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Tell you what I'll be your test subject if you'll be my target for my Cow Cannonpatent pending

DEAL! But we have to do my test first, I wanna see if you can lobotomize people with this thing...

And you may need more than one eprson to test your cow cannon, I mean, I'm not big enough to stand in for a whole cow, we'll need like, three other people in there at once...

Oh no I have the ammo I just need you to stand very still. and don't bother trying to play with my brain. I think the Green Stuff(TM) has replaced all my internal organs with something else

Guyshane wrote:Oh no I have the ammo I just need you to stand very still. and don't bother trying to play with my brain. I think the Green Stuff(TM) has replaced all my internal organs with something else

That... erm... that wasn't what happened... exactly...

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Oh no I have the ammo I just need you to stand very still. and don't bother trying to play with my brain. I think the Green Stuff(TM) has replaced all my internal organs with something else

That... erm... that wasn't what happened... exactly...

Than explain what did, and remember that I've got a perfectly good cow cannon here

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:That... erm... that wasn't what happened... exactly...

Than explain what did, and remember that I've got a perfectly good cow cannon here

Please, shane. I have a doom fortress. I'm not worried at all. I'm also an incomprehensibly large being of pure magic fire at the moment, so that always helps.

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Oh no I have the ammo I just need you to stand very still. and don't bother trying to play with my brain. I think the Green Stuff(TM) has replaced all my internal organs with something else

That... erm... that wasn't what happened... exactly...

Than explain what did, and remember that I've got a perfectly good cow cannon here

*Is sneakily trying to attach the electrodes to Shane while gesturing to Sicon to "keep him distracted!"*

Scarab wrote:*Is sneakily trying to attach the electrodes to Shane while gesturing to Sicon to "keep him distracted!"*

Sure thing Scarab! I'll distract him for you! *shouts this right in front of Shane*

Sicon112 wrote:Sure thing Scarab! I'll distract him for you! *shouts this right in front of Shane*

Yup, I was right.

IslaKariese wrote:Yup, I was right.

Whatever do you mean, Isla? *innocentface* ^_^

Fuck it all! Time for my sig's solution!

Guyshane wrote:Fuck it all! Time for my sig's solution!

And time for my doom fortress. If you will all excuse me... *disappears into flames that then spell out Just As Planned*

*Teleports to space station* I should be more concerned about where i got this. Oh well. Commence the nuking!!!

Sicon112 wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Yup, I was right.

Whatever do you mean, Isla? *innocentface* ^_^

*Glares* Damn it, Sicon, now I'm NEVER going to find out if Ice Wand energy can be transferred directly into the cerebral cortex via elecctrodes and what it actually does! Anybody else wanna volunteer, or am I going to have to use the giant mutant fish for this one?

Guyshane wrote:*Teleports to space station* I should be more concerned about where i got this. Oh well. Commence the nuking!!!

*DIVES FOR COVER IN THE DOOM FORTRESS*
*Has absolutely no idea how she just got INTO the doom fortress, maybe the evil drink also grants you the strange ability of evil people to always be in the exact place the heroes don't want then to be at any given time... or maybe evil and doom fortresses are just linked like that, whatever, she's borrowing the doom fortress*

...Wow, Sicon, you have a lot of STUFF in here

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Yup, I was right.

Whatever do you mean, Isla? *innocentface* ^_^

*Glares* Damn it, Sicon, now I'm NEVER going to find out if Ice Wanf energy can be transferred directly into the cerebral cortex via elecctrodes and what it actually does! Anybody else wanna volunteer, or am I going to have to use the giant mutant fish for this one?

Guyshane wrote:*Teleports to space station* I should be more concerned about where i got this. Oh well. Commence the nuking!!!

*DIVES FOR COVER IN THE DOOM FORTRESS*
*Has absolutely no idea how she just got INTO the doom fortress, maybe the evil drink also grants you the strange ability of evil people to always be in the exact place the heroes don't want then to be at any given time... or maybe evil and doom fortresses are just linked like that, whatever, she's borrowing the doom fortress*

...Wow, Sicon, you have a lot of STUFF in here

Don't touch the lumps on the side table. They're either cookies or burnt out video game controllers. Or both. But they're not edible either way.

IslaKariese wrote:Don't touch the lumps on the side table. They're either cookies or burnt out video game controllers. Or both. But they're not edible either way.

The fact that you already know what they are and that they are not edible raises two questions that I am not going to ask, temptation be darned.

*Listens to the explosions outside* Sigh. There goes another Pillow fort.

Ah, welcome to the Room Of Hell... erm, I mean the visitor wing. Uh... ignore that first part please...

Sicon112 wrote:Ah, welcome to the Room Of Hell... erm, I mean the visitor wing. Uh... ignore that first part please...

*teleports in* bwahahahaha........wassup?

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Ah, welcome to the Room Of Hell... erm, I mean the visitor wing. Uh... ignore that first part please...

*teleports in* bwahahahaha........wassup?

Meep! *Jumps a bit and steps away from him*

I dunno, Room of Hell sounds a LOT more imrpessive than 'The Visitor Room'...

Can we have a tour? Please? 8D I mean since we're here in your fortress of Doom and we're all hyped up on evil juice, ya might as well show us around! Do you have an alligator pit? A room with walls covered in spikes that slowly close in on you? A room where they play Girls Aloud on repeat, at high pitch from several; hundred speakers all at once?

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Ah, welcome to the Room Of Hell... erm, I mean the visitor wing. Uh... ignore that first part please...

*teleports in* bwahahahaha........wassup?

Ah,t he final subject is here... BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT!!!!!

*looks over at them*

....

You didn't hear anything... Oh, screw it...

*teleports out as a force field locks them in*

*walks into the Doom Fortress* So yeah there is a Doom Fortress in my coffee shop. Where is the rent?

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Ah, welcome to the Room Of Hell... erm, I mean the visitor wing. Uh... ignore that first part please...

*teleports in* bwahahahaha........wassup?

Ah,t he final subject is here... BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT!!!!!

*looks over at them*

....

You didn't hear anything... Oh, screw it...

*teleports out as a force field locks them in*

...Aw So... no tour, then?

Guys I think we've been locked in the Doom Fortress. *tries the ice wand, watches it sputter* Aaaand he's got anti fictional circuitry buld in somewhere. Just great.

Lordxana0 wrote:*walks into the Doom Fortress* So yeah there is a Doom Fortress in my coffee shop. Where is the rent?

Talk to the guy who just teleported out

Lordxana0 wrote:*walks into the Doom Fortress* So yeah there is a Doom Fortress in my coffee shop. Where is the rent?

*over PA system* Hows about I just give you a percentage of the worlds that I dominate?