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Guyshane wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:*walks into the Doom Fortress* So yeah there is a Doom Fortress in my coffee shop. Where is the rent?

Talk to the guy who just teleported out

Can you let US out while you're at it? Please? What if I asked realy nicely?

If by percent you mean rent money then sure. Interdimensional ingredients are cheap you know

Scarab wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:*walks into the Doom Fortress* So yeah there is a Doom Fortress in my coffee shop. Where is the rent?

Talk to the guy who just teleported out

Can you let US out while you're at it? Please? What if I asked realy nicely?

Let me think... Erm... NO. (Unless you pay me. What do you have?)

Sicon112 wrote:Let me think... Erm... NO. (Unless you pay me. What do you have?)

Erm... well I have a few sticks of dynamite, flint, half a slightly squashed packet of jaffa cakes, two pencils, a copy of The Wizard of Oz aaaaand fifteen pence in small change.

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Let me think... Erm... NO. (Unless you pay me. What do you have?)

Erm... well I have a few sticks of dynamite, flint, half a slightly squashed packet of jaffa cakes, two pencils, a copy of The Wizard of Oz aaaaand fifteen pence in small change.

Sorry, no luck. *walls start slowly closing in, and then, when they think there demise will be slow...* Just kidding! *gigantic lazer beam engulfs the room, then the walls slam shut instantly.*

Sicon112 wrote:

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Let me think... Erm... NO. (Unless you pay me. What do you have?)

Erm... well I have a few sticks of dynamite, flint, half a slightly squashed packet of jaffa cakes, two pencils, a copy of The Wizard of Oz aaaaand fifteen pence in small change.

Sorry, no luck. *walls start slowly closing in, and then, when they think there demise will be slow...* Just kidding! *gigantic lazer beam engulfs the room, then the walls slam shut instantly.*

*Braces self for squishing or possibly burning to death by laser thinking "well it's better than death by wicked witch of the west"*
*Wonders vaguely why she has not been squished five seconds later*
*Is apparantly holding the shield dopen just a teeny, tiny little bit sicn e the cie wand is lodged in the middle of it.*

...Huh. This must be the evil juice. villains can never die on screen before the end of a series. Sometimes not even then.

Green goo starts to speak again.

Green Goo wrote:Are you all locked in? Will somebody get me a Freaking Drink?

Scarab wrote:*Braces self for squishing or possibly burning to death by laser thinking "well it's better than death by wicked witch of the west"*
*Wonders vaguely why she has not been squished five seconds later*
*Is apparantly holding the shield dopen just a teeny, tiny little bit sicn e the cie wand is lodged in the middle of it.*

...Huh. This must be the evil juice. villains can never die on screen before the end of a series. Sometimes not even then.

Huh. Experiment, successful. Parameters of new drink, determined. Sweet.

Hey, guys, want a free trip to space?

Good! Cause you are getting one!

*Launches them into the stratosphere directly into the path of Shane's nuke.* *shrug* Hey, I had to stop it somehow...

Sicon112 wrote:

Scarab wrote:*Braces self for squishing or possibly burning to death by laser thinking "well it's better than death by wicked witch of the west"*
*Wonders vaguely why she has not been squished five seconds later*
*Is apparantly holding the shield dopen just a teeny, tiny little bit sicn e the cie wand is lodged in the middle of it.*
...Huh. This must be the evil juice. villains can never die on screen before the end of a series. Sometimes not even then.

Huh. Experiment, successful. Parameters of new drink, determined. Sweet.
Hey, guys, want a free trip to space?
Good! Cause you are getting one!
*Launches them into the stratosphere directly into the path of Shane's nuke.* *shrug* Hey, I had to stop it somehow...

*RESISTS URGE TO SCREAM 'TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN'.*

Thank god for ice affinity. It's not gonna be so cold up here.

*Behgins falling again at a very high speed*

DAMN IT SICON! You didn't even make STRATOSPHERE THERE!

Err... sorry, but... I actually kind of ATE that nuke.

*whistles innocently, brushing some metal scraps off of his face while his phoenix wings flare up with the absorbed ultimate energy.*

Hey, does anyone else see the perfect opportunity for another Touhou reference, or is it just me?

*What is definitely not the Eye of Sauron appears on his chest. Evil grin and epic background music ensues.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Err... sorry, but... I actually kind of ATE that nuke.

*whistles innocently, brushing some metal scraps off of his face while his phoenix wings flare up with the absorbed ultimate energy.*

Hey, does anyone else see the perfect opportunity for another Touhou reference, or is it just me?

*What is definitely not the Eye of Sauron appears on his chest. Evil grin and epic background music ensues.*

*Lands in the swimming pool. Causes a big of a splash and comes up spitting water and slightly singed*
Oh great, now he's drawing on Lord of the Rings mythology.

You know guys I'm thinking, just maybe, we SHOULDN'T be messing around with all these alternate universe toxins and alcoholic beverages...

But what fun would that be? Somebody toss be some more of the Evil drink!

I don't even know how I survived all of that

Guyshane wrote:I don't even know how I survived all of that

Welcome to the coffee shop.

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:I don't even know how I survived all of that

Welcome to the coffee shop.

Pretty much *climbs out of the pool and reaches out a hand to help Guyshane out*. You get used to it.

Actually no that's a lie you never in ANY way get used to it. You may grow SOMEWHAT accustomed to the occasional apocalypses and the laws of reality breaking down, but the coffee shop is never the same twice. For example, be glad you didn't fall from the stratosphere four days ago rather than today, or that swimming pool wouldn't have been here.

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:I don't even know how I survived all of that

Welcome to the coffee shop.

Pretty much *climbs out of the pol and reaches out a hand to help Guyshane out*. You get used to it.

Actually no that's a lie you never in ANY way get used to it. You may grow SOMEWHAT accustomed to the occasional apocalypses and the laws of reality breaking down, but the coffee shop is never the same twice. For example, be glad you didn't fall from the stratosphere four days ago rather than today, or that swimming pool wouldn't have been here.

What i thought you guys made the swimming pool back on Monday

Pretty much. Also, as I said, this is DEFINITELY NOT THE EYE OF SAURON. It's a REFERENCE to the Eye of Sauron, because ZUN is a troll. 'Nuff said.

Now if you'll excuse me, Imma go burn some stuff. Pass me some of that evil beverage of doom.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Pretty much. Also, as I said, this is DEFINITELY NOT THE EYE OF SAURON. It's a REFERENCE to the Eye of Sauron, because ZUN is a troll. 'Nuff said.

Now if you'll excuse me, Imma go burn some stuff. Pass me some of that evil beverage of doom.

*Picks up a bottle, pauses, considers, then puts the bottle down and throws him a whole six pack of the stuff* There ya go.

Excellent.

*begins chugging bottles of concentrated EEEVVIIIILLLL one by one in a ridiculously over the top manner that looks like he's slashing a sword while the theme song from Death Note plays just to emphasize the need for What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?*

*pops up* ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!! *leaves*

IslaKariese wrote:*pops up* ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!! *leaves*

Stop! I was frozen today.

Guyshane wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:*pops up* ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!! *leaves*

Stop! I was frozen today.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!? *shoots at everyone in the vicinity*

IslaKariese wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:*pops up* ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!! *leaves*

Stop! I was frozen today.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!? *shoots at everyone in the vicinity*

Now that I think about it A Big Lipped Alligator Moment appears every 1.3 and 7/4 seconds on this thread

Guyshane wrote:Now that I think about it A Big Lipped Alligator Moment appears every 1.3 and 7/4 seconds on this thread

Indeed. I hope you're not complaining?

IslaKariese wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Now that I think about it A Big Lipped Alligator Moment appears every 1.3 and 7/4 seconds on this thread

Indeed. I hope you're not complaining?

Nope just commenting

IslaKariese wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Now that I think about it A Big Lipped Alligator Moment appears every 1.3 and 7/4 seconds on this thread

Indeed. I hope you're not complaining?

He's most likely not. *still has that brush*