The Coffee Room

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, Pixel, what's red and hot and BURNING all over?

Don't know the answer? Let me tell you.

EVERYTHING!

*begins going on a beverage of evil and nuclear energy fueled phoenix rampage and Fujiyama Volcano-ing everything ever.*

[Pixelmage]

Hey, Pixel, what's red and hot and BURNING all over?

Don't know the answer? Let me tell you.

EVERYTHING!

*begins going on a beverage of evil and nuclear energy fueled phoenix rampage and Fujiyama Volcano-ing everything ever.*

"Ouch. This hurts." <--- Understatement

[TidalWave20]

Um... Hi, everyone! ^w^

[Sicon112]

Um... Hi, everyone! ^w^

Hello. Friendly hint: You probably shouldn't have come in here. Reason: There is already an Eldritch Abomination right behind you, and everything may or may not be on fire.

[NeverSlender]

Um... Hi, everyone! ^w^

Hello. Friendly hint: You probably shouldn't have come in here. Reason: There is already an Eldritch Abomination right behind you, and everything may or may not be on fire.

Fire, ice, in a constant state of armageddon. All apliccable to the coffee room.

[TidalWave20]

O.O

-Slowly hides under table-

[Sicon112]

O.O

-Slowly hides under table-

That REALLY isn't going to help. There is a colony of fire ants down there. They are also starving. I may or may not be responsible for that, but you can't prove anything regardless.

[TidalWave20]

Ahhh!

-Runs into janitors closet-

-Trembles-

[NeverSlender]

Ahhh!

-Runs into janitors closet-

-Trembles-

This place has a janitors closet?

*Peeks through the door*

Holy shit it does! And it has no floor!

[Sicon112]

Ahhh!

-Runs into janitors closet-

-Trembles-

Um... the ventilation system keeps malfunctioning and filling that place with Mustard Gas, so I wouldn't go in there either. It seems someone hacked into the computer system and left a virus to cause that. I wonder who that was...

[Pixelmage]

Ahhh!

-Runs into janitors closet-

-Trembles-

"Why are you here? Do you have any ink to offer?" *whispers inside the closet*

[Sicon112]

Ahhh!

-Runs into janitors closet-

-Trembles-

"Why are you here? Do you have any ink to offer?" *whispers inside the closet*

WHOA! That's where you were hiding...

Did you find those Happiness Worms that I- erm that someone put in there to kill all intruders?

[Victin]

If you have an Eldricth Abomination, who you gonna call?

[Guyshane]

If you have an Eldricth Abomination, who you gonna call?

Don't call more people to the coffee shop. reality around here breaks down enough as is

[Victin]

If you have an Eldricth Abomination, who you gonna call?

Don't call more people to the coffee shop. reality around here breaks down enough as is

Maybe we can call the personification of people to help.

[Sicon112]

If you have an Eldricth Abomination, who you gonna call?

Probably not Isla. That would only make things much worse.

[NeverSlender]

If you have an Eldricth Abomination, who you gonna call?

We have several, there out pets, and it don't matter who we call, Cthulhu will keep then out.

[TidalWave20]

AUGH! WHY?!

-Grabs onto door to keep from falling into nowhere-

-cough cough-

-Pixel appears to be floating in mid air-

[Pixelmage]

WHOA! That's where you were hiding...

Did you find those Happiness Worms that I- erm that someone put in there to kill all intruders?

"I've been painting them! "
"They're all weird now."

*points to the worms around*

[Sicon112]

AUGH! WHY?!

-Grabs onto door to keep from falling into nowhere-

-cough cough-

Erm... Oops, it seems these hinges over here are a bit rusty, here, let me fix them... *breaks hinges* Uh oh...

*door falls, dropping TidalWave into an inexplicable wormhole below him because that's just how stuff works around here*

[Pixelmage]

If you have an Eldricth Abomination, who you gonna call?

We could call The Barkeep. But that's overkill. So just call other Eldricth Abominations!

[NeverSlender]

AUGH! WHY?!

-Grabs onto door to keep from falling into nowhere-

-cough cough-

Erm... Oops, it seems these hinges over here are a bit rusty, here, let me fix them... *breaks hinges* Uh oh...

*door falls, dropping TidalWave into an inexplicable wormhole below him because that's just how stuff works around here*

*Wormhole happens to lead to Cthulhus house*

[IslaKariese]

"Why are you here? Do you have any ink to offer?" *whispers inside the closet*

*holds up a razor-sharp bristled brush, standing next to Pixie* Your blood'll look sooooo pretty in the starlight~!

[TidalWave20]

Murfs. -Falls into abyss, grabs for Pixel, gets covered in floating yellow worms-

[NeverSlender]

"Why are you here? Do you have any ink to offer?" *whispers inside the closet*

*holds up a razor-sharp bristled brush, standing next to Pixie* Your blood'll look sooooo pretty in the starlight~!

D'you know what, I don't think it's the Green Stuff(TM), you're just slightly eldritch.