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Greatest Last Words

Postby Lordxana0 on Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:30 am

Okay basically imagine badass boast but instead of winning this time you are just giving the last sentence you will give. Here is how it works

*Senario*

Last Words

Easy enough I should hope.
Who you going to call? ME!
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:46 am

I am.... confused.

(Well, that was my reaction to this topic, but you know what? it works as last words, too. Go figure.)
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:16 am

The...angels...of...God...will.....destroy....you.....and you.....will.....burn....in....Hell.....forevermore...(Dies, in the church, with Nazis dead all around him, and Mauser C96 lying empty near him, while reading The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, in a version of the trope One Last Smoke, except it's a book, not a cigarette.)
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Guyshane on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:23 am

Damn. What a blunder.
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby TheJester on Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:01 am

"You are all stupid and I am right and as soon as you acknowledge that I am right about everything the world will be a better place."

-Dies with Geometry for Idiots in his lap.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby JRPictures on Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:11 am

If I knew why I was dying, I would have made up better last words

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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Scarab on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:11 am

It was the Blue wire.
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Krika on Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:34 am

Oops?

Well, shit.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Scarab on Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:45 pm

Krika wrote:Oops?

Well, shit.


Mine and yours sound like they're being spoken by people in the same room at the same time. :D
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:26 pm

-Upon being asked "What does this button do?"-

"It's an ancient precursor muffin fabrication system. If you active it, the universe will be crushed beneath an endless tidal wave of delicious pastri- Oh, goddamnit, you pushed it the moment I said 'muffin,' didn't you? Well, nice job, asshat. You've doomed us all."

...

"At least it'll be delicious."
"The Apocalypse is basically just a tutorial." - Sicon112.

"Due to the ambiguity of this wording, I am unable to determine whether or not I am the leader of the X-Men!"
"UNIVERSE-BREAKING EPILEPSY RAVE!" - AMimsyBorogove
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:12 pm

Well, that worked. ^^
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:24 pm

And so... the cycle... con... tin... ues...
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Scarab on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:33 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And so... the cycle... con... tin... ues...


...Well thanks, Gen, thanks. Now I'm sad :(
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:44 pm

Scarab wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And so... the cycle... con... tin... ues...

...Well thanks, Gen, thanks. Now I'm sad :(

I don't get it...
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby narrativedilettante on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:10 am

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:33 am

narrativedilettante wrote:Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


What a guy!
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:53 pm

I failed, but I'll take you with me.

( Shoots Lord Evulz with Mauser C96, drops it, and dies in a hail of bullets while reading The Wizard of Oz)

*Doomsday machine blows up soon after. Looks like the TNT Worked.*
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Re: Greatest Last Words

Postby Rick Healey on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:26 am

It was a struggle... but after all this time, I finally won. So sad, then, that this is how I know I've done so.
I smiled when the wall was built, for I knew we were creating something incredible. And I smiled when it cracked, for the world would soon see what we had wrought.
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