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Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:30 amby Lordxana0
Okay basically imagine badass boast but instead of winning this time you are just giving the last sentence you will give. Here is how it works
*Senario*
Last Words
Easy enough I should hope.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:46 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
I am.... confused.
(Well, that was my reaction to this topic, but you know what? it works as last words, too. Go figure.)
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:16 amby The Wild West Pyro
The...angels...of...God...will.....destroy....you.....and you.....will.....burn....in....Hell.....forevermore...(Dies, in the church, with Nazis dead all around him, and Mauser C96 lying empty near him, while reading The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, in a version of the trope One Last Smoke, except it's a book, not a cigarette.)
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:23 amby Guyshane
Damn. What a blunder.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:01 amby TheJester
"You are all stupid and I am right and as soon as you acknowledge that I am right about everything the world will be a better place."
-Dies with Geometry for Idiots in his lap.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:11 amby JRPictures
If I knew why I was dying, I would have made up better last words
*drops dead*
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:11 amby Scarab
It was the Blue wire.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:34 amby Krika
Oops?
Well, shit.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:45 pmby Scarab
Krika wrote:Oops?
Well, shit.
Mine and yours sound like they're being spoken by people in the same room at the same time.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:26 pmby AMimsyBorogove
-Upon being asked "What does this button do?"-
"It's an ancient precursor muffin fabrication system. If you active it, the universe will be crushed beneath an endless tidal wave of delicious pastri- Oh, goddamnit, you pushed it the moment I said 'muffin,' didn't you? Well, nice job, asshat. You've doomed us all."
...
"At least it'll be delicious."
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:12 pmby Endless Sea
Well, that worked. ^^
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:24 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
And so... the cycle... con... tin... ues...
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:33 pmby Scarab
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And so... the cycle... con... tin... ues...
...Well thanks, Gen, thanks. Now I'm sad
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:44 pmby IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And so... the cycle... con... tin... ues...
...Well thanks, Gen, thanks. Now I'm sad
I don't get it...
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:10 amby narrativedilettante
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:33 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
narrativedilettante wrote:Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
What a guy!
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:53 pmby The Wild West Pyro
I failed, but I'll take you with me.
( Shoots Lord Evulz with Mauser C96, drops it, and dies in a hail of bullets while reading The Wizard of Oz)
*Doomsday machine blows up soon after. Looks like the TNT Worked.*
Re: Greatest Last Words
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Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:26 amby Rick Healey
It was a struggle... but after all this time, I finally won. So sad, then, that this is how I know I've done so.