Metaguard cop show

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Did somebody say AUDIODRAMA?

oh god.

[Scarab]

Did somebody say AUDIODRAMA?

oh god.

Oh, shush, you love it.

[Krika]

Did somebody say AUDIODRAMA?

oh god.

Oh, shush, you love it.

Maybe.

Maybe........

[RotavatoR]

How's about we give some of the fictionals roles in this? We could pretend to arrest Don Quixote for example

It would give this cop show a bit more of a personal flavor :3

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

But what to call it?

[Scarab]

But what to call it?

The Wall.

It can be a nickname for the department. The Wall. Because they take the crazy cases nobody else wants to handle.

I vote we set it earlier in history. Like say, the 60's... or 80's *really likes those 1980's cheesy cop dramas*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Yes. Yes. This is brilliant! However, what about the scripts?

[Scarab]

Yes. Yes. This is brilliant! However, what about the scripts?

I'm sure we could organize that what with us you know, ALL being writers

[SpiritfChaos]

Yes. Yes. This is brilliant! However, what about the scripts?

I'm sure we could organize that what with us you know, ALL being writers

Every single one.

[Krika]

The city of Sturi is a usually peaceful place, where law-abiding fictionals live in peace. However, there are the bad ones, who refuse to live in peace. When such individuals threaten the peace, it is up to the members of an elite police force to stop them. These officers are the ones who stand between the chaos of uncontrolled stories, and well-organized ones. These officers are....The Wall.

Yes, no, terrible, awesome?

[SpiritfChaos]

The city of Sturi is a usually peaceful place, where law-abiding fictionals live in peace. However, there are the bad ones, who refuse to live in peace. When such individuals threaten the peace, it is up to the members of an elite police force to stop them. These officers are the ones who stand between the chaos of uncontrolled stories, and well-organized ones. These officers are....The Wall.

Yes, no, terrible, awesome?

Sturi?

[JackAlsworth]

He's punning on "Story".

[SpiritfChaos]

He's punning on "Story".

Well I feel dumb now.

[BL4CK0U7_117]

But what to call it?

The Wall.

It can be a nickname for the department. The Wall. Because they take the crazy cases nobody else wants to handle.

I vote we set it earlier in history. Like say, the 60's... or 80's *really likes those 1980's cheesy cop dramas*

Sorry, but I like modern technolog too much for it to be set in the 60-80s. : P

[BL4CK0U7_117]

But what to call it?

The Wall.

It can be a nickname for the department. The Wall. Because they take the crazy cases nobody else wants to handle.

I vote we set it earlier in history. Like say, the 60's... or 80's *really likes those 1980's cheesy cop dramas*

Sorry, but I like modern technolog too much for it to be set in the 60-80s. : P

I do like The Wall though.

[SpiritfChaos]

But what to call it?

The Wall.

It can be a nickname for the department. The Wall. Because they take the crazy cases nobody else wants to handle.

I vote we set it earlier in history. Like say, the 60's... or 80's *really likes those 1980's cheesy cop dramas*

Sorry, but I like modern technolog too much for it to be set in the 60-80s. : P

Anachronism Stew!

[BL4CK0U7_117]

The city of Sturi is a usually peaceful place, where law-abiding fictionals live in peace. However, there are the bad ones, who refuse to live in peace. When such individuals threaten the peace, it is up to the members of an elite police force to stop them. These officers are the ones who stand between the chaos of uncontrolled stories, and well-organized ones. These officers are....The Wall.

Yes, no, terrible, awesome?

Obviously this is a fiction story, but that seems a bit too divergent into fiction. It's not bad, but In my personal opinion, I would prefer realistic-fiction. #SoundsLikeTheBoss #IsNotAndIsSorryForSoundingBossy

[RotavatoR]

The city of Sturi is a usually peaceful place, where law-abiding fictionals live in peace. However, there are the bad ones, who refuse to live in peace. When such individuals threaten the peace, it is up to the members of an elite police force to stop them. These officers are the ones who stand between the chaos of uncontrolled stories, and well-organized ones. These officers are....The Wall.

Yes, no, terrible, awesome?

I'm really liking this! It sounds like an actual intro for the show

Obviously this is a fiction story, but that seems a bit too divergent into fiction. It's not bad, but In my personal opinion, I would prefer realistic-fiction. #SoundsLikeTheBoss #IsNotAndIsSorryForSoundingBossy

Well you know, other than the fictionals, that intro seems really realistic to me. And when you take out those fictionals then I think you take out the one thing that makes this the most special.
Also, just a heads-up, there's an edit button to avoid double posting

[BL4CK0U7_117]

The city of Sturi is a usually peaceful place, where law-abiding fictionals live in peace. However, there are the bad ones, who refuse to live in peace. When such individuals threaten the peace, it is up to the members of an elite police force to stop them. These officers are the ones who stand between the chaos of uncontrolled stories, and well-organized ones. These officers are....The Wall.

Yes, no, terrible, awesome?

I'm really liking this! It sounds like an actual intro for the show

Obviously this is a fiction story, but that seems a bit too divergent into fiction. It's not bad, but In my personal opinion, I would prefer realistic-fiction. #SoundsLikeTheBoss #IsNotAndIsSorryForSoundingBossy

Well you know, other than the fictionals, that intro seems really realistic to me. And when you take out those fictionals then I think you take out the one thing that makes this the most special.
Also, just a heads-up, there's an edit button to avoid double posting

Yeah, other than the fictionals, it seems quite realistic. And taking that part out would take something out of it, but I dunno. Like I said, I'm just cool voice acting.
Also, when I read that intro in my head, for some reason I was reading it in a deepflat voice, then imagined the law and order 'Da da!' Sound after it. Not sure why. Just amusing

[JRPictures]

In the criminal justice system, fictional criminal offenses are considered especially heinous. In the city of Sturi, the dedicated officers who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as The Wall. These are their stories.

CHUNG CHUNG!

[Scarab]

In the criminal justice system, fictional criminal offenses are considered especially heinous. In the city of Sturi, the dedicated officers who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as The Wall. These are their stories.

CHUNG CHUNG!

I dig it.

Episode three: which of the fictionals in a locked Motel Inn murdered a non-fiction resident and why?

...Man, drawing sketch artist work would actually be really fun in this job.

[IslaKariese]

Flynn Rider: "All I ever wanted was for someone to get my nose right!"

[RotavatoR]

Aw man, my last day on the job, and now this? All right, so turns out, there's been a few murders 'round town. Killer done get good rid o'them bodies though: Apparently the remains of mosta the bodies've been found in these here tasty pastries.

*takes a bite*

...Hmm, not bad...
Oh right, da case. Well mate, seems like we still don't know who xactly did this. Got ourselves two suspects, though. Lessee here... First guy, name Benjamin B. Fictional, o'course, that's why we're on da case. No idea what book or puppet show he's from, though I'm guessin da boss will figure that one out fer us. Needed some therapy, but hey man, we could all use that if we'd turn up in anotha dimension, yaknow? Anyways, seems he's makin himself an honest livin, and as a barber too! It's nice still seein people do these old-timey jobs. Yeah, not likely that it's he who did it.

And then, there's this nasty piece of work. Name Peter P. Ooh, he's actin all innocent-like, but he's tryin ta trick me! Stupid violent kids these days. He's delusional too, always talkin about fairies. A real nutcase this one. Has been swordfightin with a guy called Hook, I see. Probably a gang member. Yea buds, this case is as good as closed. Let's get our bad guy!

What's that, Lou? I needa shave? Hey yea, maybe I do!

...I have no idea what I was going for