Re: Chatter
Not something that has much to do with anything but my own pseudo-issues, but I've been in need of a bathing suit for a while, and every once in a while I get it into my head to look some up and see if they interest me. So I'm sitting here, like, "Hmm, I wonder if I can find a nice modest one-piece with a pretty design," and I already know what I'm gonna find, cause I've done this to myself before, but I look it up, find a site, and all I do is scroll down, saying, "...I said modest. Not modest. Not modest. Not modest. Ooh, that one would be pretty... if it were MODEST." I even caught myself once or twice thinking, "C'mon, guys, I'm not pretty enough to pull this shit off!" but then I backtrack and go more like, "Well, actually, I'm not toothpicky and pale as fuck enough to pull this off, so I guess I'll just keep scrolling."
...And that's five minutes out of the average girl's life, gentlemen.

...And that's five minutes out of the average girl's life, gentlemen.