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Best Pick up Lines

Postby Lordxana0 on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:33 pm

Keep this Pg people and go for funny or romantic. I want to see what you guys can come up with.
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby Adell on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:37 pm

Are you a pokemon? Cause I choose you.

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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby JRPictures on Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:50 pm

Is your name Google?

Because you have everything I've been searching for.
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:56 pm

I would personally go down to Hell and kick the ass of everyone there for you. Why? Because you are AWESOME.
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby Krika on Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:15 am

"Can you help me find some water? When I saw you my heart lit on fire."
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby SpiritfChaos on Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:11 pm

Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
I'm just a guy who wants to help save the world.
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby narrativedilettante on Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:54 pm

SpiritfChaos wrote:Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.


Would work on me.
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby agoraoptera on Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:16 am

[Requested by Shane]


Hey baby, you're so classy, you're causing an uprising in my lower class ;)
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby Scarab on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:13 am

"I would like to date you, or be your friend if that's not Kocher, want to go see a movie or to a convention together or something?"

...What? If everybody just DID that we'd have less trouble. >.>
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Re: Best Pick up Lines

Postby Victin on Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:22 pm

"Will you be the paper to my rock?"

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