One word story
Re: One word story
by Victin on Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:23 pm
in
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story
by Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:19 pm
them
Apparently, slightly less weird than most of you.
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Re: One word story
by Victin on Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:46 pm
yelled
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story
by Scarab on Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:37 am
"REMOVE!"
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: One word story
by Guyshane on Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:35 pm
THE
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: One word story
by Victin on Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:17 pm
GENERAL
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story
by Sophira on Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:24 pm
self-nicknamer.
For those wondering what I just did there, here's the sentence that I just finished, with "THE GENERAL" in lower-case to make things a bit clearer:
For those wondering what I just did there, here's the sentence that I just finished, with "THE GENERAL" in lower-case to make things a bit clearer:
"We decided to bacon mound the dam and ham to punch piglets in them today.", yelled "REMOVE!" the general self-nicknamer.
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Re: One word story
by Scarab on Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:31 pm
... don't think it worked as well this time, let's start over XD
Fish
Fish
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: One word story
by Victin on Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:41 pm
red,
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story
by IslaKariese on Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:35 pm
Lafey
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: One word story
by The Wild West Pyro on Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:23 am
IslaKariese wrote:Lafey
decided
FIRE!
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Re: One word story
by Victin on Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:29 pm
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Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story
by The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:54 am
The previous One Word Story, complete. WARNING: SERIOUS MIND SCREWS AND INSANE TROLL LOGIC, ALONG WITH INTENTIONAL ENGRISH FOR FUNNY.
Once, we pooped. We did enough to fly into heaven backdoor gateway. Then we discovered spiders who attacked werewolves and aliens hugged kittens in sneakers. Violent angels as knights they pooped. Then died.
Things got nicer once Adell Adelled the rain and Cthulhu returned. And serendipity happened, sadly. Thankfully, the poop fortress protected us. Until tendentious stuff exploded and ate sandwiches made by my stupendous pig.
Soon we were exhausted by werewolves overly shirtless considering there be Dragons. So Laurel and Hardy tried to fly over them and failed miserably.
Bacon bacon bacon. Bakin' in bacon that was baconny but not tasty enough to bake properly. When bacon cease burning rain bacon exploded all wet bacon until tomorrow. Bacon was not bacon anymore. Poop flowed outward into bacon rivers, contaminating ALL THE BACON! EEW!!!
"We decided to bacon mound the dam and ham to punch piglets in them today.", yelled "REMOVE!" the general self-nicknamer.
The rest is missing, due to the editor reading the story submitted by the Metaguards blowing his brains out due to severe Mind Screws.
Once, we pooped. We did enough to fly into heaven backdoor gateway. Then we discovered spiders who attacked werewolves and aliens hugged kittens in sneakers. Violent angels as knights they pooped. Then died.
Things got nicer once Adell Adelled the rain and Cthulhu returned. And serendipity happened, sadly. Thankfully, the poop fortress protected us. Until tendentious stuff exploded and ate sandwiches made by my stupendous pig.
Soon we were exhausted by werewolves overly shirtless considering there be Dragons. So Laurel and Hardy tried to fly over them and failed miserably.
Bacon bacon bacon. Bakin' in bacon that was baconny but not tasty enough to bake properly. When bacon cease burning rain bacon exploded all wet bacon until tomorrow. Bacon was not bacon anymore. Poop flowed outward into bacon rivers, contaminating ALL THE BACON! EEW!!!
"We decided to bacon mound the dam and ham to punch piglets in them today.", yelled "REMOVE!" the general self-nicknamer.
The rest is missing, due to the editor reading the story submitted by the Metaguards blowing his brains out due to severe Mind Screws.
FIRE!
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Re: One word story
by Sophira on Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:00 am
The Wild West Pyro wrote:DONKEY
happened
[thanks for the story summary, Pyro. This is hilarious. ;p]
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Re: One word story
by The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:15 am
Sophira wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:DONKEY
happened
[thanks for the story summary, Pyro. This is hilarious. ;p]
(You're welcome, Sophie!
)and
FIRE!
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Re: One word story
by Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:26 am
grabbed
Apparently, slightly less weird than most of you.
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Re: One word story
by The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:01 am
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:grabbed
carrots
FIRE!
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