Re: One word story

Posted:
Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:31 pm
by Scarab
... don't think it worked as well this time, let's start over XD
Fish
Re: One word story

Posted:
Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:54 am
by The Wild West Pyro
The previous One Word Story, complete. WARNING: SERIOUS MIND SCREWS AND INSANE TROLL LOGIC, ALONG WITH INTENTIONAL ENGRISH FOR FUNNY.
Once, we pooped. We did enough to fly into heaven backdoor gateway. Then we discovered spiders who attacked werewolves and aliens hugged kittens in sneakers. Violent angels as knights they pooped. Then died.
Things got nicer once Adell Adelled the rain and Cthulhu returned. And serendipity happened, sadly. Thankfully, the poop fortress protected us. Until tendentious stuff exploded and ate sandwiches made by my stupendous pig.
Soon we were exhausted by werewolves overly shirtless considering there be Dragons. So Laurel and Hardy tried to fly over them and failed miserably.
Bacon bacon bacon. Bakin' in bacon that was baconny but not tasty enough to bake properly. When bacon cease burning rain bacon exploded all wet bacon until tomorrow. Bacon was not bacon anymore. Poop flowed outward into bacon rivers, contaminating ALL THE BACON! EEW!!!
"We decided to bacon mound the dam and ham to punch piglets in them today.", yelled "REMOVE!" the general self-nicknamer.
The rest is missing, due to the editor reading the story submitted by the Metaguards blowing his brains out due to severe Mind Screws.