One word story

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Re: One word story

Postby Victin on Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:03 pm

werewolves
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story

Postby Dryunya on Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:27 am

' overly
I have attempted to suppress my inner hyperspace future gardener crying out against all the injustice I am committing.
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Re: One word story

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:47 am

shirtless
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

AS DICTATED TO INSTANTIATION 17-01-18-01.
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Re: One word story

Postby Scarab on Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:20 am

considering
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: One word story

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:20 pm

there
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Re: One word story

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:57 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:there


be
FIRE!
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Re: One word story

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:37 pm

Dragons.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: One word story

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:39 pm

So
"The Apocalypse is basically just a tutorial." - Sicon112.

"Due to the ambiguity of this wording, I am unable to determine whether or not I am the leader of the X-Men!"
"UNIVERSE-BREAKING EPILEPSY RAVE!" - AMimsyBorogove
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Re: One word story

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:44 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:So


Laurel
FIRE!
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Re: One word story

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:44 pm

and
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: One word story

Postby Anura on Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:50 pm

Hardy
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Re: One word story

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:32 pm

Anura wrote:Hardy


tried
FIRE!
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Re: One word story

Postby narrativedilettante on Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:28 am

to
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after.
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Re: One word story

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:15 am

fly
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Re: One word story

Postby Guyshane on Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:24 am

over
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: One word story

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:17 am

Guyshane wrote:over


them

Also, here's what we got so far. This may be every single badly-written fanfic, Mind Screw, Violation of Common Sense and Crowning Moment Of Funny Personified, with Intentional Engrish for Funny to boot.

Once, we pooped.
We did enough to fly into heaven backdoor gateway. Then we discovered spiders who attacked werewolves and aliens hugged kittens in sneakers. Violent angels as knights they pooped. Then died. Things got nicer once Adell Adelled the rain and Cthulhu returned. And serendipity happened, sadly. Thankfully, the poop fortress protected us. Until tendentious stuff exploded and ate sandwiches made by my stupendous pig. Soon we were exhausted by werewolves overly shirtless considering there be Dragons. So Laurel and Hardy tried to fly over them...
FIRE!
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Re: One word story

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:52 am

and
Apparently, slightly less weird than most of you.
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Re: One word story

Postby Victin on Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:03 pm

failed
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Re: One word story

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:07 pm

miserably.
Apparently, slightly less weird than most of you.
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Re: One word story

Postby Victin on Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:11 pm

Bacon
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: One word story

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:57 pm

bacon
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Re: One word story

Postby Anura on Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:59 pm

bacon.
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Re: One word story

Postby Endless Sea on Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:26 pm

Bakin'
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: One word story

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:00 pm

Endless Sea wrote:Bakin'


in
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Re: One word story

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:22 pm

bacon
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