Dave went to get milk

[Lordxana0]

Welcome to the new forum game. Here is how it works. Dave has left his house to go get milk, he is a normal guy who just needs to get milk for his cereal, but many obstacles lie in wait to prevent him from this quest. Every post someone will fix the problem put before him in whatever way they see fit, and post a new problem preventing Dave from getting the milk. The obstacle and solution can be ridiculous as possible so long as
1) Dave doesn't die
2) Dave doesn't get super powers
3) You don't just end the game.

Lets begin shall we?

Dave heads out of his house to get the milk but realizes he doesn't have his wallet on him.

[narrativedilettante]

Dave finds a $10 bill in his pocket, which should cover the cost of milk.

He keeps going, but ahead, the road is closed for construction.

[Dryunya]

Dave takes a detour.

Suddenly, the $10 bill falls out of his pocket and gets blown away by a gust of wind.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

A mysterious stranger slips twelve dollars in change into Dave's hand, winks, and vanishes.

Dave keeps heading to the store when suddenly a hole opens up in the sidewalk and he falls in, landing deep underground.

[Dryunya]

Dave calls 911. There's no reception, so he just screams at the top of his lungs. He gets rescued in 2 days, and is taken to a hospital with minor bruises and dehydration.

By the time he comes out of the hospital, it's almost nighttime, and all the stores are closed. He still needs that milk, though.
(Ну ничего себе сходил за хлебушком...)

[The Wild West Pyro]

Dave calls 911. There's no reception, so he just screams at the top of his lungs. He gets rescued in 2 days, and is taken to a hospital with minor bruises and dehydration.

By the time he comes out of the hospital, it's almost nighttime, and all the stores are closed. He still needs that milk, though.
(Ну ничего себе сходил за хлебушком...)

When he gets to the store, he finds that the entire store is frozen over completely, and there's a pretty woman in a fancy dress manipulating it.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Dave manages to woo the fancy woman, persuading her to try to return the store to normal.

Unfortunately, though the store is thawed, the milk section is still close to absolute zero.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Dave gets a blowtorch to thaw the milk section.

But then he realizes he has no fuel.

[IslaKariese]

Dave goes to the other end of the line of stores and buys fuel for the blowtorch. But instead of just thawing the milk, he makes the whole section evaporate completely. Those things are hot.

[Dryunya]

Luckily, the store down the street was open. Dave buys the milk and heads home.

Then Dave wakes up.

[eli_gone_crazy]

The milk has grown legs, arms, and apparently sentience. The little jug has trashed Dave's kitchen and run off, if the broken window is anything to go by.

Dave grabs a pillow and heads off to search for his milk.

[IslaKariese]

Dave's plan to apparently smother the milk into submission is stopped by the police. Apparently walking around in your pajamas carrying a pillow with an angry look on your face makes the neighbors suspicious and paranoid. Go figure.

[Victin]

Dave explains his side of the story and the cops let him go, but the milk is both taken under arrest and as evidence, as they couldn't figure out which category the milk jug belonged in.

[IslaKariese]

Feeling rather miffed at this point, Dave calls his cat-burglar sister to help him break the milk out of jail. However, she doesn't like him having a tab on favors, and he still owes her from the last time this happened. He needs to pay up in some way before she does anything for him.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Feeling rather miffed at this point, Dave calls his cat-burglar sister to help him break the milk out of jail. However, she doesn't like him having a tab on favors, and he still owes her from the last time this happened. He needs to pay up in some way before she does anything for him.

He uses some money he found on the street to buy a pistol and silencer for her. She accepts and breaks the milk out of jail.

Just as Dave heads home, he spots two deliverymen, one fat, one thin, both wearing bowler hats, struggling to get a piano up a very long flight of stairs.