Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Anura on Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:59 pm

And done, just in time for a new page. Let the games begin! Now I know I said it starts with a night, but I changed my mind.

Dawn of the First Day.

Last night, nine "Red Soldiers" went to bed. There were gunshots and screaming, yet for some reason, ten Red Soldiers came into the coffee room. There's only one way to settle this...
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Sophira on Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:03 pm

So, um.

Has anyone seen Tom today?

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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby narrativedilettante on Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:34 pm

It seems clear to me that we've got a situation like that Twilight Zone episode with the bus passengers and the alien.

Why didn't we set up some sort of team roster to avoid this kind of thing; that's what I want to know.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Krika on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:41 pm

*points to the fireplace* I'm pretty sure that it's burning in the fireplace right over there.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:48 pm

*Counts heads*

Ten.

Well.

This is interesting.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Dryunya on Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:29 pm

Wait, doesn't that mean the gunshots killed a minus one person?

Do we have a gun that creates people? I'm really new to our secret tech. :|
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby narrativedilettante on Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:59 pm

Dryu, if you're not even sure which guns we do or do not have, I'm not so sure we should trust you. It sounds kind of like you're trying to pump us for information.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:00 pm

I want a gun that kills negative people. that sounds amazing.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Endless Sea on Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:26 pm

Bah. At this point I just go along with anything they tell me. Won't be confused if I don't bother questioning it!
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:28 pm

I gun that makes cupcakes might be better.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:49 pm

How about a gun that makes people and cupcakes AT THE SAME TIME
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Victin on Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:58 pm

But where do the people come from?
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Anura on Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:30 pm

(Uh, West? I had you removed from the game because you didn't have PMs on and didn't respond to my post saying so.)
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:42 pm

Anura wrote:(Uh, West? I had you removed from the game because you didn't have PMs on and didn't respond to my post saying so.)


Oh.

(Hang on, I'll activate them now.)
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Anura on Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:11 pm

(Kinda late; the game's started without you. Sorry.)
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:49 pm

Anura wrote:(Kinda late; the game's started without you. Sorry.)


(Darn it. I'll watch...)

(*cries in corner*)
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Anura on Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:11 am

The Announcer's voice can be heard over the loudspeaker system:

"48 hours to nightfall."
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby narrativedilettante on Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:23 am

Man, we have long days around here, don't we?
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:34 am

I think that is a thing that makes sense on some planets? The days have more hours? Or maybe I'm thinking of years.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby narrativedilettante on Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:51 am

Days can be longer or shorter depending on how fast a planet is spinning, sure.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby JackAlsworth on Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:31 pm

Clearly someone on our team has caused the planet to rotate slower, thus causing these agonizingly long days!

I nominate Narra.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby narrativedilettante on Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:34 pm

Whoah, whoah whoah whoah whoah. I'm just as concerned about the long days as anyone! Besides, Dryu's the one who doesn't even know which weapons we have.

I vote Dryu.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:41 pm

I vote Krika because he burned things and that's not nice. Or at least he pointed to the fireplace which is PRACTICALLY the same thing as putting things in it.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Endless Sea on Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:59 pm

Well, Jack seems quick to point fingers! You got my vote, buddy.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

Postby Sophira on Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:01 pm

You guys are goooood - I'm honestly not certain how to tell anybody apart. That spy technology worked really well.

I'm going to have to go for the person who said this:

JackAlsworth wrote:Clearly someone on our team has caused the planet to rotate slower, thus causing these agonizingly long days!


I don't know the name of the person who said it, sorry; you're all Red Soldiers to me.

[OOC: Yes, I left the username in the quote attribution on purpose. ;p]
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