Mafia Bonus Round: TF2 Edition!

[Anura]

And done, just in time for a new page. Let the games begin! Now I know I said it starts with a night, but I changed my mind.

Dawn of the First Day.

Last night, nine "Red Soldiers" went to bed. There were gunshots and screaming, yet for some reason, ten Red Soldiers came into the coffee room. There's only one way to settle this...

[Sophira]

So, um.

Has anyone seen Tom today?

(If people don't want to roleplay like with the last game then feel free to ignore me.)

[narrativedilettante]

It seems clear to me that we've got a situation like that Twilight Zone episode with the bus passengers and the alien.

Why didn't we set up some sort of team roster to avoid this kind of thing; that's what I want to know.

[Krika]

*points to the fireplace* I'm pretty sure that it's burning in the fireplace right over there.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Counts heads*

Ten.

Well.

This is interesting.

[Dryunya]

Wait, doesn't that mean the gunshots killed a minus one person?

Do we have a gun that creates people? I'm really new to our secret tech.

[narrativedilettante]

Dryu, if you're not even sure which guns we do or do not have, I'm not so sure we should trust you. It sounds kind of like you're trying to pump us for information.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I want a gun that kills negative people. that sounds amazing.

[Endless Sea]

Bah. At this point I just go along with anything they tell me. Won't be confused if I don't bother questioning it!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I gun that makes cupcakes might be better.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

How about a gun that makes people and cupcakes AT THE SAME TIME

[Victin]

But where do the people come from?

[Anura]

(Uh, West? I had you removed from the game because you didn't have PMs on and didn't respond to my post saying so.)

[The Wild West Pyro]

(Uh, West? I had you removed from the game because you didn't have PMs on and didn't respond to my post saying so.)

Oh.

(Hang on, I'll activate them now.)

[Anura]

(Kinda late; the game's started without you. Sorry.)

[The Wild West Pyro]

(Kinda late; the game's started without you. Sorry.)

(Darn it. I'll watch...)

(*cries in corner*)

[Anura]

The Announcer's voice can be heard over the loudspeaker system:

"48 hours to nightfall."

[narrativedilettante]

Man, we have long days around here, don't we?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I think that is a thing that makes sense on some planets? The days have more hours? Or maybe I'm thinking of years.

[narrativedilettante]

Days can be longer or shorter depending on how fast a planet is spinning, sure.

[JackAlsworth]

Clearly someone on our team has caused the planet to rotate slower, thus causing these agonizingly long days!

I nominate Narra.

[narrativedilettante]

Whoah, whoah whoah whoah whoah. I'm just as concerned about the long days as anyone! Besides, Dryu's the one who doesn't even know which weapons we have.

I vote Dryu.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I vote Krika because he burned things and that's not nice. Or at least he pointed to the fireplace which is PRACTICALLY the same thing as putting things in it.

[Endless Sea]

Well, Jack seems quick to point fingers! You got my vote, buddy.

[Sophira]

You guys are goooood - I'm honestly not certain how to tell anybody apart. That spy technology worked really well.

I'm going to have to go for the person who said this:

Clearly someone on our team has caused the planet to rotate slower, thus causing these agonizingly long days!

I don't know the name of the person who said it, sorry; you're all Red Soldiers to me.

[OOC: Yes, I left the username in the quote attribution on purpose. ;p]