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Three possible ways a Hunger Games could go if us Metaguards got thrown in.

Day 1
Sicon killed by JR
JR killed by Mimsy
Joe killed by dehydration
Blur killed by Isla
Pyro killed by Anura
Isla killed by Narra
Genndy killed by Lordxana
Day 2
Narra killed by muttation attack
Anura killed by Qara
Day 3
Pixel killed by Dryunya
Day 4
Adell killed by Agora
Endless killed by Mimsy
Toh killed by Qara
Dryunya killed by Jester
Day 5
Scarab killed by muttation attack
Agora killed by dehydration
Day 6
Qara killed by Thor
Mimsy killed by Eli
Lordxana killed by Eli
Conner killed by Jester
Day 7
Sophia killed by Eli
Thor killed by Jester
Day 8
Day 9
Jester killed by Eli

The victor is: Eli


Day 1
Agora killed by Pixel
Jester killed by dehydration
Anura killed by Mimsy
Sophia killed by Mimsy
Pixel killed by Eli
Eli killed by muttation attack
JR killed by Pyro
Day 2
Narra killed by Joe
Qara killed by Mimsy
Day 3
Pyro killed by Endless
Thor killed by Isla
Day 4
Joe killed by amoebic dysentery
Isla killed by Adell
Day 5
Adell killed by muttation attack
Dryunya killed by Conner
Day 6
Sicon killed by Endless
Day 7
Toh killed by Scarab
Genndy killed by Endless
Scarab killed by Blur
Day 8
Day 9
Conner killed by Blur
Lordxana killed by Endless
Mimsy killed by Endless
Day 10
Blur killed by Endless

The victor is: Endless


Day 1
Joe killed by Narra
Endless killed by Agora
Dryunya killed by Genndy
Sicon killed by Pyro
Genndy killed by environmental disaster
Conner killed by Toh
Adell killed by Anura
Anura killed by Pyro
Blur killed by food poisoning
Narra killed by Eli
Toh killed by Scarab
Pixel killed by Jester
Day 2
Pyro killed by food poisoning
Qara killed by food poisoning
Day 3
Day 4
Eli killed by Lordxana
Mimsy killed by Agora
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
Thor killed by Jester
Day 11
Jester killed by Agora
Scarab killed by Sophia
Day 12
Lordxana killed by dehydration
Day 13
Day 14
Day 15
JR killed by Agora
Sophia killed by Agora
Agora killed by Isla
The victor is: Isla

Flattering as it is that you think I could possibly ever win in a Hunger Games scenario (the one where I didn't last the first day is more realistic, honestly), what the hell is anybody doing on Days 5-9 in the third case? Playing poker? I bet it's poker - the killing resumed because someone caught someone else cheating.

I'm surprised I'm not in any of these, if only because Krika put me and Dryunya in a team yesterday for a Metaguard Hunger Games. I guess I'm glad I'm not in any of these, is what I'm saying.

Two lessons learned:
1. Just because you have a revolver doesn't mean you'll win.
2. Fire doesn't always help.
3. Food poisoning's a bitch.

...You know, I actually just noticed that in the third scenario, I don't show up at all before I off Agora. Where the hell'd I run off to in those two weeks?

Metaguard Hunger Games pt. 2

Day 1

Agora killed by Genndy
Sicon killed by Victin
Toh killed by Qara
Tom killed by Dryunya
Jester killed by Blur
Sophira killed by Joe
Finch killed by Adell
Scarab killed by Pyro
Day 2
Victin killed by Pyro
Narra killed by Lordxana
Pixel killed by Blur
Dryunya killed by dysentery
Day 3
Blur killed by Genndy
Dana killed by Eli
Day 4
Adell killed by Genndy
Rota killed by muttation attack
Joe killed by Eli
Day 5
Day 6
Genndy killed by Pyro
Day 7
Mimsy killed by Eli
Lordxana killed by Pyro
Isla killed by Qara
Day 8
Pyro killed by Qara
Qara killed by Eli
Eli is the victor!

Day 1
Dana killed by Blur
Tom killed by Jester
Scarab killed by Joe
Qara killed by Sicon
Sicon killed by Genndy
Eli killed by Sophira
Finch killed by Toh
Adell killed by Sophira
Lordxana killed by Toh
Sophira killed by Dryunya
Day 2
Toh killed by Joe
Blur killed by dysentery
Dryunya killed by Joe
Day 3
Narra killed by Rota
Agora killed by Joe
Joe killed by Rota
Day 4
Genndy killed by Jester
Jester killed by Mimsy
Pyro killed by Victin
Day 5
Pixel killed by Mimsy
Isla killed by Mimsy
Rota killed by Mimsy
Day 6
Mimsy killed by Victin
Victin is the victor!

Day 1
Jester killed by Mimsy
Blur killed by Qara
Adell killed by Tom
Qara killed by Narra
Joe killed by Scarab
Pyro killed by Sicon
Genndy killed by Victin
Dana killed by Pixel
Day 2
Narra killed by Dryunya
Finch killed by Sicon
Dryunya killed by trap
Lordxana killed by Tom
Day 3
Sicon killed by Agora
Day 4
Victin killed by Agora
Tom killed by Isla
Sophira killed by Agora
Day 5
Pixel killed by Eli
Day 6
Scarab killed by Agora
Mimsy killed by Isla
Toh killed by Rota
Day 7
Rota killed by Eli
Agora killed by environmental disaster
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
Eli killed by Isla
Isla is the victor!

Eli and Isla won again, but I also managed to win one? o_O I'm surprised.

Victin wrote:Eli and Isla won again, but I also managed to win one? o_O I'm surprised.

Just so you know, I don't blame you for killing me, because you're supposed to do that and you are awesome.

Thank you, Vic, for being a good friend here. And so for everyone else, to varying degrees.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Victin wrote:Eli and Isla won again, but I also managed to win one? o_O I'm surprised.

Just so you know, I don't blame you for killing me, because you're supposed to do that and you are awesome.

Thank you, Vic, for being a good friend here. And so for everyone else, to varying degrees.

I should thank you too, though you also killed me in the second game where eli won I guess we broke even

I made your death very fast by shooting you in the head, before proceeding to try and troll the Capitol again.

By mailing 'em bees.

Bees that are on fire.

And strapped to candles.