Something about me.

[Scarab]

fiery butterfly wings of death
it's all i see

...Really? *looks at the card*

Huh. All I see is a bunny rabbit.

Aren't those things supposed to be symmetrical?
Either you're the most useless psychiatrist ever or you're insane as well.

...Can I be both?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh I'm pretty sure we're all at the dysfunction junction. I think thats either gonna make us saving the world MORE or less likely. It dependws on how much deconstruction is going to go on when the wall breaks down... Don't worry about it, Pyro, we all have our issues.

But since we're dumping our concerns: I always worry that I'm not being helpful or I'm more of a burden than an assist, especially when I can't do the crazy puzzles you guys can do. Then I think I'm just being a pain in the arse and getting in everyone's way.

That's right, no one is without issues. It just makes us working together all the more awesome.

Mine is, in a way, that I'm too weird. What bothers me and what does not changes semi-randomly... In a moment I can't stand people ignoring my posts, the next minute I'm furious that I can't keep up with the amount of topics and then I don't want to stay here anymore, only to open the forum again because I can't stand not being here... I mean, it's easier to predict the result on a dice than what I'm thinking at the moment. Overall, it's working so far, so, who cares? Let's keep this rolling.

Hell yeah. And it's certainly better for us all to a bit confused than fully in control and bored.
*Sings the rawhide theme tune*.
Keep tropin', tropin', tropin',
Though the wall is fallin' ,
Keep them comments movin' foruuuum!
Don't try to understand it,
Just hang on tight and bluff it,
Watch out for the Cheshire caaat.

Now this song will be the official TV Tropes ARG Anthem.

[RotavatoR]

...Can I be both?

You're saying that's a choice?
Oh wait, I said it like it was a choice. I stand corrected, it isn't :3
(by the way, alphabetization has ensued)

[Scarab]

...Can I be both?

You're saying that's a choice?
Oh wait, I said it like it was a choice. I stand corrected, it isn't :3

Yes now that you mention it, I think I should have said 'May I be both', as if I were asking permission, rather than 'Can I be both', but then if it's something I already AM asking permission to BE insane would be silly.

...Darn it, if I'm going to be insane then I'm going to be insane with half decent grammar!

Also, garlic equals cucumber. Your logic is flawed.

[RotavatoR]

...Can I be both?

You're saying that's a choice?
Oh wait, I said it like it was a choice. I stand corrected, it isn't :3

Yes now that you mention it, I think I should have said 'May I be both', as if I were asking permission, rather than 'Can I be both', but then if it's something I already AM asking permission to BE insane would be silly.

...Darn it, if I'm going to be insane then I'm going to be insane with half decent grammar!

Also, garlic equals cucumber. Your logic is flawed.

It are not. And you don't look insane to me!
...Wait

[Scarab]

It are not. And you don't look insane to me!
...Wait

*Cackles* And now you can never again trust what your senses tell you!

[IslaKariese]

Such derailing... and yet, a perfect example of the original topic.

[RotavatoR]

It are not. And you don't look insane to me!
...Wait

*Cackles* And now you can never again trust what your senses tell you!

We have a paradox here. Did I read that sentence right?

[Scarab]

Such derailing... and yet, a perfect example of the original topic.

Well if you're gonna derail a thread, derail it with style.

We have a paradox here. Did I read that sentence right?

...Yes.
Yes you did.

Disclaimer: In reality she has absolutely no idea whatsoever whether you did or not. The wall is collapsing the end is coming and yet we sit here in the off topics section comparing notes on grammar and attempting to escape our straight jackets. Sometimes I wodner if we were really the best choice for this job after all but oh well *goes back to staring at cards*

[Pixelmage]

Disclaimer: In reality she has absolutely no idea whatsoever whether you did or not. The wall is collapsing the end is coming and yet we sit here in the off topics section comparing notes on grammar and attempting to escape our straight jackets. Sometimes I wodner if we were really the best choice for this job after all but oh well *goes back to staring at cards*

Who else would believe us? There's no one to do it if we can't! Let's go play twister or something!

[Scarab]

Disclaimer: In reality she has absolutely no idea whatsoever whether you did or not. The wall is collapsing the end is coming and yet we sit here in the off topics section comparing notes on grammar and attempting to escape our straight jackets. Sometimes I wodner if we were really the best choice for this job after all but oh well *goes back to staring at cards*

Who else would believe us? There's no one to do it if we can't! Let's go play twister or something!

Okay good point. Also, THIS. but we should probably let him remove the straight jacket first it's not really fair to expect somebody to play twister with a straight jacket. He'd be screwed the second we 'right hand red'ed him.

[RotavatoR]

Disclaimer: In reality she has absolutely no idea whatsoever whether you did or not. The wall is collapsing the end is coming and yet we sit here in the off topics section comparing notes on grammar and attempting to escape our straight jackets. Sometimes I wodner if we were really the best choice for this job after all but oh well *goes back to staring at cards*

Who else would believe us? There's no one to do it if we can't! Let's go play twister or something!

Okay good point. Also, THIS. but we should probably let him remove the straight jacket first it's not really fair to expect somebody to play twister with a straight jacket. He'd be screwed the second we 'right hand red'ed him.

left ear on green

[Scarab]

left ear on green

*tries to*
*falls flat on her face*

Owwww....

[The Finch]

*Right Hand on Red
*Left Ear on Green

Ow! IT HURTS!

[RotavatoR]

*Upper bluxonth on purple
...
what?

[Scarab]

*Upper bluxonth on purple
...
what?

But I had to have that surgically removed years ago! This game is terribly prejudiced against such a disability.
...I could use my big toe?

[RotavatoR]

*Upper bluxonth on purple
...
what?

But I had to have that surgically removed years ago! This game is terribly prejudiced against such a disability.
...I could use my big toe?

"In case of surgical removal of said upper bluxonth, a big toe can be used in its stead."
Yea. 's All good
i hate playing twister with aliens

[Scarab]

*Upper bluxonth on purple
...
what?

But I had to have that surgically removed years ago! This game is terribly prejudiced against such a disability.
...I could use my big toe?

"In case of surgical removal of said upper bluxonth, a big toe can be used in its stead."
Yea. 's All good
i hate playing twister with aliens

*Reaches and just about manages to connect with something purple*
M'not an alien, I have all twelve fingers and toes and my eyes are a nice, normal bloodshot red. Perfectly ordinary human, me.

[RotavatoR]

Damn, I feel like a freak now. At least on here I'm not judged by appearance, but by the stupid things I say.

[Scarab]

Damn, I feel like a freak now. At least on here I'm not judged by appearance, but by the stupid things I say.

Don't feel bad, we all say stupid things around here. The stuff I said in the coffee room have, on two occasions, lead to the apocalypse.

*spins* Left foot blue.

[RotavatoR]

*Foot breaks off and walks to blue*

[Scarab]

*Foot breaks off and walks to blue*

Dude! That is completely cheating, I'm sure that's not in the rules!

[RotavatoR]

Well come on, the first blue spot was miles away, between magenta and taupe/gold.
And the rules say that everyone with a palindrome as their nickname is awesome and does not have to follow the rules!
wait, is that a paradox again?

[Scarab]

Well come on, the first blue spot was miles away, between magenta and taupe/gold.
And the rules say that everyone with a palindrome as their nickname is awesome and does not have to follow the rules!
wait, is that a paradox again?

Wow, twenty fifth century Twister may be a lot less speciesist than it's original incarnation and the colour blind, but it sure makes them map a whole lot harder to lay out and put away afterwards.

You keep using the word paradox, I do not think it means what you think it means.

I only just noticed your nickname was a palindrome (and that is after I remembered what a palindrome actually is. For a moment I thought it was some kind of high tech flying blimp gizmo).

[IslaKariese]

Well come on, the first blue spot was miles away, between magenta and taupe/gold.
And the rules say that everyone with a palindrome as their nickname is awesome and does not have to follow the rules!
wait, is that a paradox again?

Wow, twenty fifth century Twister may be a lot less speciesist than it's original incarnation and the colour blind, but it sure makes them map a whole lot harder to lay out and put away afterwards.

You keep using the word paradox, I do not think it means what you think it means.

I only just noticed your nickname was a palindrome (and that is after I remembered what a palindrome actually is. For a moment I thought it was some kind of high tech flying blimp gizmo).

I knew there was something weird about this guy's name, but it kinda made my head hurt figuring it out, so I left it alone.