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Have I mentioned lately how much I love you all? If not, then you should: it's a God-given fact.

IslaKariese wrote:Have I mentioned lately how much I love you all? If not, then you should: it's a God-given fact.

We all love you too. Now come over here so we can all drink green stuff, braid one anothers antennae and talk about which abomination is devouring which universe this week.

...Or something like that.

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Have I mentioned lately how much I love you all? If not, then you should: it's a God-given fact.

We all love you too. Now come over here so we can all drink green stuff, braid one anothers antennae and talk about which abomination is devouring which universe this week.

...Or something like that.

It's like girl talk! Except cooler!!

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Have I mentioned lately how much I love you all? If not, then you should: it's a God-given fact.

We all love you too. Now come over here so we can all drink green stuff, braid one anothers antennae and talk about which abomination is devouring which universe this week.

...Or something like that.

It's like girl talk! Except cooler!!

!

Also, on the subject of abominations, word on the grapevine is that Cxaxukluth has COMPLETELY estranged himself from the rest of his family by eating everyone and everything he sees, including them. Guy needs to earn some restraint, or Sfatlicllp is never gonna look at him twice.

Scarab wrote::D!

Also, on the subject of abominations, word on the grapevine is that Cxaxukluth has COMPLETELY estranged himself from the rest of his family by eating everyone and everything he sees, including them. Guy needs to earn some restraint, or Sfatlicllp is never gonna look at him twice.

Well, I heard that Sfatlicllp is already looking at someone else. My neighbor, Hliepsallum, has already seen her with... *looks around for eavesdroppers* ...Mtzoviper!

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote::D!

Also, on the subject of abominations, word on the grapevine is that Cxaxukluth has COMPLETELY estranged himself from the rest of his family by eating everyone and everything he sees, including them. Guy needs to earn some restraint, or Sfatlicllp is never gonna look at him twice.

Well, I heard that Sfatlicllp is already looking at someone else. My neighbor, Hliepsallum, has already seen her with... *looks around for eavesdroppers* ...Mtzoviper!

No! Are you serious? Is she completely crazy? He devoured his ENTIRE UNIVERSE and all of his children! In ONE GO! Didn't even say grace beforehand either, I hear the screams of torment and the cracking-tear of bones and pseudopods could be heard six universes over but did ANYBODY call the metaversal police guardians to the scene? No way. All this enabling of their habits is disgraceful...

...so no boys allowed?

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Well, I heard that Sfatlicllp is already looking at someone else. My neighbor, Hliepsallum, has already seen her with... *looks around for eavesdroppers* ...Mtzoviper!

No! Are you serious? Is she completely crazy? He devoured his ENTIRE UNIVERSE and all of his children! In ONE GO! Didn't even say grace beforehand either, I hear the screams of torment and the cracking-tear of bones and pseudopods could be heard six universes over but did ANYBODY call the metaversal police guardians to the scene? No way. All this enabling of their habits is disgraceful...

Well, apparently dear Sfatty likes that in an Eldritch. Always going after the bad boys. You know she was going out with Uliphnith last century? He went to an alternate timeline and made the entire Plutonic galaxy his concubines! It's even rumored that he still has a few million locked in his basement...

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:Well, I heard that Sfatlicllp is already looking at someone else. My neighbor, Hliepsallum, has already seen her with... *looks around for eavesdroppers* ...Mtzoviper!

No! Are you serious? Is she completely crazy? He devoured his ENTIRE UNIVERSE and all of his children! In ONE GO! Didn't even say grace beforehand either, I hear the screams of torment and the cracking-tear of bones and pseudopods could be heard six universes over but did ANYBODY call the metaversal police guardians to the scene? No way. All this enabling of their habits is disgraceful...

Well, apparently dear Sfatty likes that in an Eldritch. Always going after the bad boys. You know she was going out with Uliphnith last century? He went to an alternate timeline and made the entire Plutonic galaxy his concubines! It's even rumored that he still has a few million locked in his basement...

Huh... well that would explain all that money he took out for an extension beneath the foundation of his universe. I kept thinking, no WAY does his collection of vials of ancient blood from every species in the multiverse need THAT much room. See, thats the thing with the young Old Ones though, they THINK they want Uliphnith and Mtzoviper, but in the end they wise up, settl down and go with soembody like Cthulhu. Soembody with actual class, you know? Or at least a BA...

Pass the chocolate beetles.

Zup wrote:...so no boys allowed?

Yes, we're allowed in the Coffee Room. Don't worry. Just go there... We'll help you relax.

Scarab wrote:Huh... well that would explain all that money he took out for an extension beneath the foundation of his universe. I kept thinking, no WAY does his collection of vials of ancient blood from every species in the multiverse need THAT much room. See, thats the thing with the young Old Ones though, they THINK they want Uliphnith and Mtzoviper, but in the end they wise up, settl down and go with soembody like Cthulhu. Soembody with actual class, you know? Or at least a BA...

Pass the chocolate beetles.

*Passes them, smiling* Oh, yes, my Cthulhu. You know, on our first date, he took me to watch the souls of the damned burn, drown, and disembowl each other all at once! It was perfect! I even got a chance to have my way with them! *sighs* He always came up with the most spectacular dates...

Pixelmage wrote:
Yes, we're allowed in the Coffee Room. Don't worry. Just go there... We'll help you relax.

relax

relax

I'm not sure I like the formatting of this word. It is unsettling.

Zup wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:
Yes, we're allowed in the Coffee Room. Don't worry. Just go there... We'll help you relax.

relax

relax

I'm not sure I like the formatting of this word. It is unsettling.

It's just your imagination. Nothing unspeakably horrible is going to fall from obit onto your head the moment you walk in the door. Actually, it will burrow up from the ground

*shudder*

Sicon112 wrote:It's just your imagination. Nothing unspeakably horrible is going to fall from obit onto your head the moment you walk in the door. Actually, it will burrow up from the ground

That typo is oddly appropriate.

JackAlsworth wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:It's just your imagination. Nothing unspeakably horrible is going to fall from obit onto your head the moment you walk in the door. Actually, it will burrow up from the ground

That typo is oddly appropriate.

Indeed... That's what I get for typing while talking to people IRL...

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:Huh... well that would explain all that money he took out for an extension beneath the foundation of his universe. I kept thinking, no WAY does his collection of vials of ancient blood from every species in the multiverse need THAT much room. See, thats the thing with the young Old Ones though, they THINK they want Uliphnith and Mtzoviper, but in the end they wise up, settl down and go with soembody like Cthulhu. Soembody with actual class, you know? Or at least a BA...

Pass the chocolate beetles.

*Passes them, smiling* Oh, yes, my Cthulhu. You know, on our first date, he took me to watch the souls of the damned burn, drown, and disembowl each other all at once! It was perfect! I even got a chance to have my way with them! *sighs* He always came up with the most spectacular dates...

See that, THAT is how you treat a female. (I never did figure out quite how they managed to make the drowning AND burning at the same time, work... I mean the drowning and disembowelling, fair enough, but all three takes a lot more skill.) Darn it, I need to find myself the right Unspeakable Horror tro enslave a universe with. (Sigh) One day mayhaps...

JackAlsworth wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:It's just your imagination. Nothing unspeakably horrible is going to fall from obit onto your head the moment you walk in the door. Actually, it will burrow up from the ground

That typo is oddly appropriate.

)
Better get off the ground.

Scarab wrote:See that, THAT is how you treat a female. (I never did figure out quite how they managed to make the drowning AND burning at the same time, work... I mean the drowning and disembowelling, fair enough, but all three takes a lot more skill.) Darn it, I need to find myself the right Unspeakable Horror tro enslave a universe with. (Sigh) One day mayhaps...

Don't fret, dear. You'll find your perfect abomination someday soon. You just need to get out! It's unhealthy to stay in the same dimension for too long!

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:See that, THAT is how you treat a female. (I never did figure out quite how they managed to make the drowning AND burning at the same time, work... I mean the drowning and disembowelling, fair enough, but all three takes a lot more skill.) Darn it, I need to find myself the right Unspeakable Horror tro enslave a universe with. (Sigh) One day mayhaps...

Don't fret, dear. You'll find your perfect abomination someday soon. You just need to get out! It's unhealthy to stay in the same dimension for too long!

I know, I know, but it's comfortable here, all my friends are in this dimension, if I go to a new one I'll have to start all over again, the water will taste yucky for weeks, and I hate the sharing memories and devouring one another's kin aspect of dimensional takeovers...

This is the biggest derail since the twister game... should I worry that I'm always around for the derailings?

Scarab wrote:This is the biggest derail since the twister game... should I worry that I'm always around for the derailings?

Well, you always make me laugh my ass off, so I would think not.

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:This is the biggest derail since the twister game... should I worry that I'm always around for the derailings?

Well, you always make me laugh my ass off, so I would think not.

Eeexcellent

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:This is the biggest derail since the twister game... should I worry that I'm always around for the derailings?

Well, you always make me laugh my ass off, so I would think not.

Eeexcellent

Also the Twister derail was my fault anyway. You're not to take the blame for that one.

This is getting more and more meta...and still has nothing to do with the topic. Carry on!

I am a female.



maybe....

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I am a female.



maybe....

You don't sound sure of yourself. It's quite easy to check, you know.


Do you have an adam's apple?