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Right, with the influx of new people coming up, I thought it would only be wise to create this thread, if only for one purpose: clearing up people's gender. It's a bit of a running gag with me - There Are No Girls on the Internet and all - but let me declare it here and now: I, IslaKariese aka Kestral St. Willow, am a GIRL. No, not a Guy In Real Life, a real, bonafide woman of the female persuasion. Yes, I do have to be redundant, it's mandatory here.

Another popular face you'll see, the one known as Scarab, is also a girl. We are the only two since the dawn of TWWF who have been confirmed to be girls, which means it's likely that the other 99.8395% of you will be... well, not girls. We won't assume.

So have at it! And those of you keeping track, I listed several tropes, so drink! [See the Drinking Game for details]

I'm too drunk from your post, but i believe I am of the male side of genders.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit, I thought Isla was an Eldritch Abomination....

And Also I'm a guy. Though my masculinity is currently crying out in pain at being forced to screw around with the romance novel plot of the Romeo and Juliet situation.

Well, genderless name and a little girl as an avatar made people mistake me to. By Kariese's post, I default to male. But redundancy is mandatory here, so, yes, I am indeed a man.

Pixelmage wrote:Well, genderless name and a little girl as an avatar made people mistake me to. By Kariese's post, I default to male. But redundancy is mandatory here, so, yes, I am indeed a man.

It doesn't help that I've taken to calling you Pixie. Though that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop.

I'm Male.

Who gets pretty upset easily. See Something About Me, thread in Off Topic.

Also, I checked, and there are slightly more males then girls on the internet. SLIGHTLY.

I believe there is only one real way to say what I am

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/small/0907/superman-at-earths-end-superman-linkara-at-earth-s-end-i-am-demotivational-poster-1248270552.jpg%20I%20AM%20A%20MAN

Also a demonic coffee salesman.

Lordxana0 wrote:I believe there is only one real way to say what I am

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/small/0907/superman-at-earths-end-superman-linkara-at-earth-s-end-i-am-demotivational-poster-1248270552.jpg%20I%20AM%20A%20MAN

Also a demonic coffee salesman.

You are a 404 not found error? (I know what the image you linked to is just by the URL. PUNCH!)

Sicon112 wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:I believe there is only one real way to say what I am

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/small/0907/superman-at-earths-end-superman-linkara-at-earth-s-end-i-am-demotivational-poster-1248270552.jpg%20I%20AM%20A%20MAN

Also a demonic coffee salesman.

You are a 404 not found error? (I know what the image you linked to is just by the URL. PUNCH!)

I really, honestly, hate technology sometimes.

Lordxana0 wrote:I believe there is only one real way to say what I am

I AM A MAN!

Also a demonic coffee salesman.

Fix'd. If only because of how funny it was. I said we don't judge, so even if you were a 404 error, we wouldn't judge you for it. Right, Sicon?

I AM A MAN!

*punches next poster*

I am a woman.

That was a lie.

EdwardTheAwesome wrote:I am a woman.

That was a lie.

You deserve Goldude's punch for that. I'm gonna call you Eddweena just because you said you were a woman. You asked for it!

Male.

Male, yes my name looks girlish, BUT IM A MAN

IslaKariese wrote:

EdwardTheAwesome wrote:I am a woman.

That was a lie.

You deserve Goldude's punch for that. I'm gonna call you Eddweena just because you said you were a woman. You asked for it!

Noooo

Side note: I feel like I have a great-great-aunt Edwina...gonna have to ask the parents about that.

EdwardTheAwesome wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:

EdwardTheAwesome wrote:I am a woman.

That was a lie.

You deserve Goldude's punch for that. I'm gonna call you Eddweena just because you said you were a woman. You asked for it!

Noooo

Side note: I feel like I have a great-great-aunt Edwina...gonna have to ask the parents about that.

Well Double D wasn't exactly the most masculine guy...

Adell wrote:Well Double D wasn't exactly the most masculine guy...

You're right. That would be, uh, Ed. Who wasn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the toolkit.

EdwardTheAwesome wrote:Noooo

Side note: I feel like I have a great-great-aunt Edwina...gonna have to ask the parents about that.

Yeah, okay, Eddweena.

Er... It's a good idea not to annoy the admin.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Er... It's a good idea not to annoy the admin.

Eddweena can take it. Don't worry.

You guys suck XD

I'm female. So that's, what, three so far?

EdwardTheAwesome wrote:You guys suck XD

Now, now, Rule 3, remember?

narrativedilettante wrote:I'm female. So that's, what, three so far?

Four. Eddweena. Your argument is invalid.