Is this accurate enough?
The Wild West Pyro
"Also, I checked, and there are slightly more males then girls on the internet. SLIGHTLY."
A troper and Team Fortress 2 Fan who used to be clueless and a pain in the ass at first, but as he found out more, he became more useful and was responsible for caching the fictionalthreat site when no one could access it, so the tropers could see what it was. And he's 12 and comes from Hong Kong.
Berserk Button: He can be helpful and friendly most of the time, but when you THUMP his posts or say something nasty to him, he will get REALLY MAD. And Beat Himself Up.
Bookworm: He signed up for the Hercule Poirot group because he has some novels in his bedroom library. He also knows a good lot about Poirot, so he's technically a fan. Same goes for Sherlock Holmes, because he has tons of books about him in his library.
Sawed Off Shotgun: The gun his avatar is holding. A Sawn Off Team Fortress 2 Shotgun, in fact.
Pyromaniac: His name, and his avatar is a RED Team Fortress 2 Pyro. Who wears a mexican outfit.
