The Official "Discuss TheJesters Non-Canonical Stuff" Thread

[TheJester]

Basically this is where people discuss my little non canon stories and chat's and convo's and stuff like that.
Specifically-
The Watchers.
Or you can ask questions too if you are confused as to what is going on.
Technically since it isn't canon I decided to put it into the Off-Topic section. For people (however few) to discuss. I don't expect this to get many responses and most likely it will die quickly but hey, it never hurt's to try.
~What we know...

1. The Watchers, are an organization of Anti-Fictional Character people who have a dep hatred for fictionals crossing the wall.
2. Their ranking system is based on chess.
3. They originally were found by Metaguards during a chat that was supposed to be secret but was released by TheJester on accident. The Chat
4. They were founded by OneWhoWatchesOverTheCrowd, a sly and mysterious individual who founded the group on a date unknown. He is the King of the Watchers.
5. Hierarchy knows about cOOL's dead friend who is named "Arthur".
6. Another chat was discovered by cOOL. The chat can be found Here
7. Arthur is speculated to be King Arthur.[/link]
   ~Characters revealed:
   
   1. DeathWithAFace-A very angry member who is designated Queen, he swears a lot and prefers to use caps lock when he talks in familiarity to Mr. Administrator. He dislikes TheJester and AlchemistPractI.
   2. Slender Man-Calm and collected member designated Bishop Number 1. Not much is known about him.
   3. TheJester-A clumsy and bipolar buffoon suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder. Dislikes DeathWithAFace. Designated Bishop Number 2. Has a Twitter Here
   4. AlchemistPractI-Mysterious individual who loves talking about DeatHWithAFace and has his own Twitter Here cOOL claims he is unable to get information on the user. Designated Knight Number 1.Likes to toy with DeathWithAFace.
   5. cOOL-Anti-Watcher who has been investigating the group for 7 months after the group was responsible for killing a close friend of his (Who was a fictional).
   6. MetalCod-Former member of the Watchers who was kicked out for showing sympathy to the Wicked Witch after her ordeal with the Banks. Unknown what his rank was. It is assumed he was a Bishop and TheJester took his place. They are currently looking for an 8th Pawn.
   7. Seenial-Unknown member of Rook rank who has been posting in the Wicked Witches Blog. Appears to be religious, very religious.
   8. BeyondCoMpReHeNsIoN-Unknown member of Knight rank who has posted in Hercule Poirot's Blog. Has a "Street Attitude" of sorts.
   9. Derelict's Advanced-Unknown member ranked Knight who has been tweeting with Don Quixote. His Twitter can be found Here
   10. Cain-Unknown member of unknown rank who has been posting on Gulliver's blog.
   11. Hierarchy-Member designated Pawn. Likes to toy with cOOL. Claims to know who cOOL's friend is and is speculated to be the one who killed Arthur.
   12. Arthur-cOOL's closest friend and a fictional who was killed by a member of The Watchers (Speculated to be Hierarchy)

[Dryunya]

Dude.

What's the point?

[TheJester]

Dude.

What's the point?

Remember that part about "Can't hurt to try". Yea.

Plus why do you care if you find it pointless? It's just a topic for all the stuff I do.
And if you are asking why I do it well. IDK, I just do it. It's fun. Granted, I am not trying to troll people or anything. I am just having fun with my creativity.

[Dryunya]

That's funny, because rEALITY happened to say almost exactly the same, just limited by twitter.

I think I didn't state my question correctly:

1. If you didn't expect us to buy your plot, why bother?
2. If you did, What The Hell, Hero?

[IslaKariese]

That's funny, because rEALITY happened to say almost exactly the same, just limited by twitter.

I think I didn't state my question correctly:

1. If you didn't expect us to buy your plot, why bother?
2. If you did, What The Hell, Hero?

It's just harmless fun. It's in Off Topic so it doesn't bother the ARG, and it's no more or less bothersome than the RPG or the Coffee Room.

[TheJester]

That's funny, because rEALITY happened to say almost exactly the same, just limited by twitter.

I think I didn't state my question correctly:

1. If you didn't expect us to buy your plot, why bother?
2. If you did, What The Hell, Hero?

I do it just because I like do it. When I get a creative influx and I get col ideas and usually those creative ideas end up being add-ons to something else so I make non-canon stuff. It's really simple. You had all known it was non-canon before I even started making the chat so what does that matter anyways. I like to expulnge my creative ideas somewhere for people to see and so I do it in the form of non-canon/trying to look canon storytelling.
I bother with it also because acting is something I love doing, sometimes to an extreme. And I find things like this the best way to act out different things.

[Dryunya]

It's in Off Topic so it doesn't bother the ARG, and it's no more or less bothersome than the RPG or the Coffee Room.

I didn't mean the topic. I meant the chatroom, the Watchers, that cOOL detective, and whatnot. (The detective was pretty lame, I might add. If you hop onto somebody else's canon, at least do your research.)

[Victin]

That's funny, because rEALITY happened to say almost exactly the same, just limited by twitter.

I think I didn't state my question correctly:

1. If you didn't expect us to buy your plot, why bother?
2. If you did, What The Hell, Hero?

I do it just because I like do it. When I get a creative influx and I get col ideas and usually those creative ideas end up being add-ons to something else so I make non-canon stuff. It's really simple. You had all known it was non-canon before I even started making the chat so what does that matter anyways. I like to expulnge my creative ideas somewhere for people to see and so I do it in the form of non-canon/trying to look canon storytelling.
I bother with it also because acting is something I love doing, sometimes to an extreme. And I find things like this the best way to act out different things.

You could use it in the NaNoWriMo.

[TheJester]

That's funny, because rEALITY happened to say almost exactly the same, just limited by twitter.

I think I didn't state my question correctly:

1. If you didn't expect us to buy your plot, why bother?
2. If you did, What The Hell, Hero?

I do it just because I like do it. When I get a creative influx and I get col ideas and usually those creative ideas end up being add-ons to something else so I make non-canon stuff. It's really simple. You had all known it was non-canon before I even started making the chat so what does that matter anyways. I like to expulnge my creative ideas somewhere for people to see and so I do it in the form of non-canon/trying to look canon storytelling.
I bother with it also because acting is something I love doing, sometimes to an extreme. And I find things like this the best way to act out different things.

You could use it in the NaNoWriMo.

Waat is dat?

[IslaKariese]

You could use it in the NaNoWriMo.

Waat is dat?

National Novel Writing Month. It starts in November. I can't recall the precise guidelines at the moment, but it's basically an annual hub for dedicated and creative writers.

[TheJester]

Well my thing isn't really a novel sort. I will have chat's and events that happen within different things and they will all be separate. It is so nice of Victin to recommend me of that though.

[Dryunya]

I do it just because I like do it. When I g<...>
I bother with it also because acting is something I love doing, sometimes to an extreme. And I find things like this the best way to act out different things.

Just one more question then: are you rEALITY? Honestly. I won't punch you in the face and squeeze your balls so hard that your eyes pop if you are.

[Lordxana0]

Well my thing isn't really a novel sort. I will have chat's and events that happen within different things and they will all be separate. It is so nice of Victin to recommend me of that though.

So question. Is this like an attempt to create The Wall will fall fanfiction?

[TheJester]

I do it just because I like do it. When I g<...>
I bother with it also because acting is something I love doing, sometimes to an extreme. And I find things like this the best way to act out different things.

Just one more question then: are you rEALITY? Honestly. I won't punch you in the face and squeeze your balls so hard that your eyes pop if you are.

Nope. I am not him.
And Lord. I guess you can call it that. Whatever floats your boat ^^
Sorry about my PM BTW I didn't know the web comic topic was that old.

So I added a ton of new info.
Anybody confused on anything or have questions?

[Sicon112]

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just read the chat log you put up Dryu. That was hilarious! You win troll points! I especially love when they mistook you for me!

[IslaKariese]

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just read the chat log you put up Dryu. That was hilarious! You win troll points! I especially love when they mistook you for me!

What? Where?

[TheJester]

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just read the chat log you put up Dryu. That was hilarious! You win troll points! I especially love when they mistook you for me!

XD
My mistake I guess. I play all of the characters so I assumed without knowing. It was wrong and I am deeply sorry for the mistake.
And Isla. It is the chat log Dry posted that I put on my "What we know" area.

[Yvonmukluk]

I appreciate your enthusiasm for the game, TheJester.

However, I feel that your continuing usage of the 'OneWhoWatchesOverTheCrowd' pseduonym may in fact be something of an inadverdant smokescreen that's disrupting our efforts in understanding events. While your creativity is commendable, don't you realise that you're just creating confusion as we attempt to understand and outwit the cabal? I thought 'OneWhoWatchesOverTheCrowd' might BE a cabal member until I searched on here.

[TheJester]

Don't worry. You won't find any more of these from me. I have quit the whole "OneWhoWatchesOverTheCrowd" Thing. It is old and dead. However I will not stop the Non-Canon stuff.

The reason why I most definitely disagree with your post is the fact that if I stopped, it would be easy for you to just chug along through the story with no interruptions. Sometimes we all need a bit of chaos to lighten things up. And sometimes the answer shouldn't be fed to you every single time. There always has to be something to confuse the player. This is an ARG, not a book, and so finding out what is canon and what isn't is an important piece in a much larger puzzle of discovery and allows for a more adventure factor within the story itself. Granted I will not do what rEALITY did and just disrupt the whole process through pretending I am actuality. However, having a bit of character fun just makes it all worth while.

Plus, if you are ever confused (And for some reason you refuse to ask me personally for some weird reason) ask Mr. A and he will tell you what's real and what ain't. It isn't that hard. That and if I ain't canon I can bet you 10 dollars the characters won't even bother with me.

Yes, the OneWhoWatchesOverTheCrowd Saga is over. However, new things can always spice up this side of life. Then again one thing you need to know about me is... I love to party.

[NeverSlender]

Ummm... No. Things are hard enough to figure out without having to wade through your bullshit as well.

[TheJester]

This concept if noticeable in Mathematics as well. In which the person would have to read the word problem and only take in the necessary information while ignoring the garbage.

[The Finch]

NO.

You lied to us and made us waste our time at a dead end!

[Scarab]

This concept if noticeable in Mathematics as well. In which the person would have to read the word problem and only take in the necessary information while ignoring the garbage.

This isn't mathematics, this is the fate of reality and fiction and things are, indeed, complicated enough, thanks. Please stop muddying the waters of discourse, they're already brown.

[TheJester]

Whatever I am just going to end this argument with this.
See something weird and you think it's me? PM ME PLEASE BEFORE ASSUMING! It is not always me. And even if it is. Try looking at it first before you assume I am trying to bring in my own story. I may just be using a character to help out the fictionals. I am done with making my own stories. However I have noticed that with the similarities in plot lines between characters from one story and characters from another can help in synchronizing with the fictionals feelings. Hard to understand I am sure.