Homestuck (WARNING: SPOILERS)

[IslaKariese]

...Okay, I just finished Problem Sleuth. It's pretty neat. But I kinda forgot Hussie was writing it. And then... "Sensing his impending demise, DMK grows a few more health bars."

...My only reaction was a dull repetition of "You bastard. You son of a bitch," for a good five minutes.

[Endless Sea]

Then again, Sepulchritude. :D

[IslaKariese]

I'd say that Hussie makes a living off of Jumping the Shark, but that's just too mild a term for what he does. That's like calling the Year Without a Summer a chilly afternoon.

[Endless Sea]

...I'd offer a rebuttal, but that would include spoilers.

*ignores title of thread*

[Lordxana0]

List of things I want to happen

1. Rose to stop being drunk and act like her old self
2. For someone to murder Gamzee
3. Finding out how three Jack's are going to interact with each other
4. For someone to tell me how Jake 'stupid as a brick' English is suppose to hand a defeat to the main villain of the comic
5. For the Trolls to do something awesome.
6. For the kids to fight against a hoard of Batterwitch robots and go "What is that it?"
7. For this damn hiatus to end!

[SpiritfChaos]

List of things I want to happen

1. Rose to stop being drunk and act like her old self
2. For someone to murder Gamzee
3. Finding out how three Jack's are going to interact with each other
4. For someone to tell me how Jake 'stupid as a brick' English is suppose to hand a defeat to the main villain of the comic
5. For the Trolls to do something awesome.
6. For the kids to fight against a hoard of Batterwitch robots and go "What is that it?"
7. For this damn hiatus to end!

1. Might happen, we just have to wait for Hussie to focus on them again. It's likely, since she's been called out on it.
2. Gamzee can't die.
3. Obviously, with the stabs.
4. He's the potentially strongest class with a vague-as-hell aspect. He could be nearly omnipotent for all we know.
5. Could happen, if Hussie would show somethin other than their dating issues.
6. Very well could happen, but then CrockerTier!Jane would show up for a boss battle.
7. Still got a couple months.

[Victin]

Apparently there was an update (as expected) but I can't see it while I'm on my phone D:

[Anura]

That was glorious.

[IslaKariese]

And I can't see it because iPad. But I have a house computer, so tomorrow evening, I can watch it. Two months - oughta be worth it.

[Lordxana0]

So my theory on why everyone would be teleported away and John would be taken.

John has somehow absorbed Cherub powers into him through the treasure that Vriska found, allowing him enough power to take on English if used correctly. This allowed him to randomly teleport through space and time, something that is way outside of his power range. Which is why Batterwitch wanted to capture him. His powers activated because Jade would have defeated him and the treasure teleported him to safety but no one knows where he is because the treasure is protecting him until it can heal him and get him back in the game.

[IslaKariese]

It seems less that John was taken and that whatever happened during the memory gap caused him to run.

Also, Gold Pilot was one of my fav songs. I grinned like a loon when it came on - and wanted to choke a puppy when the glitching took over.

[JackAlsworth]

Oh, that was the title of the song? Thanks, I've been looking for that!

(And I felt the same way when At the Price of Oblivion got cut off earlier in the run.)

[IslaKariese]

Yeah, both of the ColoUrs and Mayhem albums have some of my faves. I'd repeat it as often as possible, so you can just imagine my reaction. But at the very least, the missing four minutes of footage are bound to be interesting.

[Lordxana0]

So my theory about him escaping via treasure was wrong, I still really hope it gives him a power up through.

[IslaKariese]

So my theory about him escaping via treasure was wrong, I still really hope it gives him a power up through.

I do, too. And I can't help but think of this new info about Roxy's Void powers in conjunction with the missing memories...

[Lordxana0]

Wait, John zapped in there, not windy thinged. Hmmmm

[IslaKariese]

I... I think I feel a little sorry for Dave...

[Scarab]

I... I think I feel a little sorry for Dave...

Psst, Issy: A pencil sketch says he's ACTUALLY crying.

[IslaKariese]

I... I think I feel a little sorry for Dave...

Psst, Issy: A pencil sketch says he's ACTUALLY crying.

Is that a bet? I don't take bets.



...Pencil sketch of what?

[Scarab]

Is that a bet? I don't take bets.

...Pencil sketch of what?

Man if you win and he isn't actually crying, anything you want

[IslaKariese]

Is that a bet? I don't take bets.

...Pencil sketch of what?

Man if you win and he isn't actually crying, anything you want

yourself. What would you want, then? 'Cause even I'm sure he's crying, but I feel like drawing something.

[Scarab]

yourself. What would you want, then? 'Cause even I'm sure he's crying, but I feel like drawing something.

Um... I dunno, erm. God Tier Gury? I would like a God Tier Gurt.

[IslaKariese]

yourself. What would you want, then? 'Cause even I'm sure he's crying, but I feel like drawing something.

Um... I dunno, erm. God Tier Gury? I would like a God Tier Gurt.

Hm... I'll see what I can do.

[Anura]

But what would Gurt's class be? My headcanon on the subject would suggest Knight of Blood, but idk...

EDIT: I didn't even realize that that's Karkat's title until I posted.

[SpiritfChaos]

But what would Gurt's class be? My headcanon on the subject would suggest Knight of Blood, but idk...

EDIT: I didn't even realize that that's Karkat's title until I posted.

I would say Knight of Void.