Homestuck (WARNING: SPOILERS)

[Lordxana0]

I love how John can get super serious for a moment and then just fall back into a major nerd.

[Victin]

Homestuck parody of "Prince Ali"

[IslaKariese]

Oh, dear...

[IslaKariese]

I love that Vriska and Meenah are officially matesprits now, but whatever Terezi's having John do might possibly lead to Vriska not dying and that's suddenly not a good thing anymore...

[Victin]

I love that Vriska and Meenah are officially matesprits now, but whatever Terezi's having John do might possibly lead to Vriska not dying and that's suddenly not a good thing anymore...

If Vriska doesn't die, and isn't restrained in any way, she fights Jack and all the trolls die.

[IslaKariese]

I love that Vriska and Meenah are officially matesprits now, but whatever Terezi's having John do might possibly lead to Vriska not dying and that's suddenly not a good thing anymore...

If Vriska doesn't die, and isn't restrained in any way, she fights Jack and all the trolls die.

That's assuming that Vriska still plans to go after Jack after finding out that nearly half of their group is dead and that Gamzee's the culprit. She killed Tavros, but she didn't know anything else was going on.

[Anura]

If Vriska loses the coin flip, her pride won't let her go back on her word on the matter.

If Terezi scratches the other side of the coin as well, Vriska can steal all the luck she wants and it will make no difference.

"We make our own luck"

[IslaKariese]

If Vriska loses the coin flip, her pride won't let her go back on her word on the matter.

If Terezi scratches the other side of the coin as well, Vriska can steal all the luck she wants and it will make no difference.

"We make our own luck"

But again, that's assuming the coin flip happens. But we won't know until the next update, which hopefully WON'T be anything other than this branch because as much as I love Vriska, Meenah, Callie, Jade, and Jane, I don't care all that much what's going on with them when we have THIS to gossip about.

[Victin]

A lyricstuck.

[IslaKariese]

*gigglesnorts* So... many... shenanigans...

Oh, and Vriska's not dead now. Just like I hoped/feared.

[Anura]

Huh. He didn't change the coinflip. Although this way, Doc's prediction that the coin will land tails in every single timeline is still true.

[IslaKariese]

Huh. He didn't change the coinflip. Although this way, Doc's prediction that the coin will land tails in every single timeline is still true.

Now that you mention it, I kinda wish he did so that we'd have reason to believe that John's reality-jumping was somewhere out of Doc's line of sight.

[Lordxana0]

Watching John coldcock Vriska was one of the few experiences in my life where the entire world disappeared and just left me with laughter and joy.

[IslaKariese]

Well, while I'm not at all happy to have another break, this last update did bring those almost-certainly-unrelated storylines together quite nicely. The Spider8itch is 8ack, 8a8y!

And seriously, do dreambubbles get caught up in the retcon or what? THAT'S gonna be my big question during the break...

[Anura]

Updates resume tomorrow. First, Caliborn's long-awaited masterpiece.

[Victin]

Updates resume tomorrow. First, Caliborn's long-awaited masterpiece.

Doesn't it resume on April's 13th? It's still the 11th here.

[JackAlsworth]

Anura's in the UK, where it is the 12th.

[Victin]

Anura's in the UK, where it is the 12th.

If he's in the UK, then I suppose it was 00:30 there when I posted that, if my math is right. If that was the case, I'm surprised he posted that so early Now it's 00:30 over here!

[Lordxana0]

What the ever loving hell was that?

[IslaKariese]

What the ever loving hell was that?

That was Caliborn discovering Vine and the wonders of three-dimensional art. *shudders*

[Victin]

Pretty much what I expected, some pretty weird shit. Still took me by surprise, though.

[Anura]

So, Lord English is:

• Caliborn's evil (and presumably the dominant personality)
• Equius's muscle (RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPED)
• AR's/Dirk's intellect (possibly only expressed in the Doc)
• Gamzee's murderclownjuggalo (HONK HONK)
• Jake's name (stolen)

Wow.

[IslaKariese]

So, Lord English is:

• Caliborn's evil (and presumably the dominant personality)
• Equius's muscle (RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPED)
• AR's/Dirk's intellect (possibly only expressed in the Doc)
• Gamzee's murderclownjuggalo (HONK HONK)
• Jake's name (stolen)

Wow.

...

...

...Goddammit Dirk

[Lordxana0]

So, Lord English is:

• Caliborn's evil (and presumably the dominant personality)
• Equius's muscle (RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPED)
• AR's/Dirk's intellect (possibly only expressed in the Doc)
• Gamzee's murderclownjuggalo (HONK HONK)
• Jake's name (stolen)

Wow.

...

...

...Goddammit Dirk

From nobody to nightmare. I mean Caliborn was an asshole, but now Lord English might very well be the literal personification of power. That and seeing as all of the first four kids are now trapped in the phantom zone... oh god that is sad, JohnxRoxy can't exist if John is trapped in the tool...unless he can get out of it.

[IslaKariese]

So, Lord English is:

• Caliborn's evil (and presumably the dominant personality)
• Equius's muscle (RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPED)
• AR's/Dirk's intellect (possibly only expressed in the Doc)
• Gamzee's murderclownjuggalo (HONK HONK)
• Jake's name (stolen)

Wow.

...

...

...Goddammit Dirk

From nobody to nightmare. I mean Caliborn was an asshole, but now Lord English might very well be the literal personification of power. That and seeing as all of the first four kids are now trapped in the phantom zone... oh god that is sad, JohnxRoxy can't exist if John is trapped in the tool...unless he can get out of it.

I don't even actually know which reality these kids came from. Like seriously. Now that John has control over his reality-jumping, I honestly don't know which timeline these folks are from, or if this is now a doomed timeline, or if this was always meant to happen except not because meta-retcon and.... Jegus, my head hurts now...