Food thread

[IslaKariese]

See, RotavatoR? This is how much we care! We jeer about the type of spaghetti it was and wonder how in the world you're still typing instead of wondering it your laptop's actually okay. Aren't we such great friends?

[NeverSlender]

See, RotavatoR? This is how much we care! We jeer about the type of spaghetti it was and wonder how in the world you're still typing instead of wondering it your laptop's actually okay. Aren't we such great friends?

The fact he was still writing posts meant his laptop was fine.

[RotavatoR]

See, RotavatoR? This is how much we care! We jeer about the type of spaghetti it was and wonder how in the world you're still typing instead of wondering it your laptop's actually okay. Aren't we such great friends?

The fact he was still writing posts meant his laptop was fine.

Is that you, Sherlock?
Anyways, thanks people
I love you guys

[Scarab]

The reason I no longer own a functioning laptop is because I once dropped a dumbell on it.

Yes, an actual dumbell.

Anyway hope yours is okay RotavatoR.

[NeverSlender]

See, RotavatoR? This is how much we care! We jeer about the type of spaghetti it was and wonder how in the world you're still typing instead of wondering it your laptop's actually okay. Aren't we such great friends?

The fact he was still writing posts meant his laptop was fine.

Is that you, Sherlock?
Anyways, thanks people
I love you guys

Hey, I was only looking for a justification for trolling.

[IslaKariese]

Really, it could've meant that he had a house computer, but whatever.

[Guyshane]

The reason I no longer own a functioning laptop is because I once dropped a dumbell on it.

Yes, an actual dumbell.

Anyway hope yours is okay RotavatoR.

How did you....why....what?

[RotavatoR]

The reason I no longer own a functioning laptop is because I once dropped a dumbell on it.

Yes, an actual dumbell.

Anyway hope yours is okay RotavatoR.

My laptop's fine, thanks for asking guys I'm just a klutz I guess x)
note to self: never bring laptop to gym

I try to troll like Metaneko, but I guess I got trolled back
Anyways, you guys wanna talk about food? I LOVE mozzarella.

[eli_gone_crazy]

The reason I no longer own a functioning laptop is because I once dropped a dumbell on it.

Yes, an actual dumbell.

Anyway hope yours is okay RotavatoR.

My laptop's fine, thanks for asking guys I'm just a klutz I guess x)
note to self: never bring laptop to gym

I try to troll like Metaneko, but I guess I got trolled back
Anyways, you guys wanna talk about food? I LOVE mozzarella.

PLEASE stop making me hungry. X_X

[RotavatoR]

Barbecue
Ice cream
Cookies

[Lordxana0]

Anyone have a good recipe for chicken? Just like an interesting recipe or something.

[Sicon112]

Anyone have a good recipe for chicken? Just like an interesting recipe or something.

Take a normal chicken recipe, but just add lots of fire. That automatically is more interesting. On an unrelated note, I was at a cook out with my family and they told me to watch the grill. I sarcastically commented I would light their burgers on fire, and no one believed me except my brother. So I lit them on fire. ^_^ (Actually they were still edible. I just poked them to let out some of the grease and flipped them so the grease burned around them. Turned out quite nicely, if I do say so myself.)

[Sicon112]

Actually, I DO have a really good chicken recipe somewhere around here. Once my test is out of the way, I can go look for it. I'll post it sometime in the next day or so...

[Lordxana0]

Actually, I DO have a really good chicken recipe somewhere around here. Once my test is out of the way, I can go look for it. I'll post it sometime in the next day or so...

Thanks man. It is my turn to cook tomorrow and I want to try something new.

[Sicon112]

Actually, I DO have a really good chicken recipe somewhere around here. Once my test is out of the way, I can go look for it. I'll post it sometime in the next day or so...

Thanks man. It is my turn to cook tomorrow and I want to try something new.

OK. Hope you have a whole chicken and plenty of spices on hand... Or at least, you can make it to a store. I'll try to post this evening.

[Scarab]

Actually, I DO have a really good chicken recipe somewhere around here. Once my test is out of the way, I can go look for it. I'll post it sometime in the next day or so...

Thanks man. It is my turn to cook tomorrow and I want to try something new.

OK. Hope you have a whole chicken and plenty of spices on hand... Or at least, you can make it to a store. I'll try to post this evening.

Ooh, recipe!

[Sicon112]

OK. I typed it from the recipe:

Traditional Roast Sticky Chicken:
4 tsp salt
2 tsp paprika
1 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp thyme
1 tsp white pepper
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 large roasting chicken (or chicken pieces)
1 cup chopped or sliced onion
Thoroughly wash chicken and pat dry with paper towels. Mix dry ingredients, rub over and inside of chicken cavity. This can be cooked right away, but it's best when allowed to sit overnight in the fridge.
To roast: Place onion inside of chicken cavity, put into roasting pan (breast side down) and place in 250 degree oven. Let cook 5 hours, basting every 30 minutes with juices. (Note: won't be much juice for basting until after it has cooked for about 2 - 2 1/2 hours!). Do not add liquids, it will make it's own.

We have changed up the recipe after some time, and we usually now use a crockpot, so if you have one, you can do it that way. Just follow the instructions up to the roasting part, then stick it in the crockpot with a cup of chicken broth and let it cook for 4-6 hours. The longer you leave it in, the more sticky the chicken gets. Best time is probably somewhere around 4:45 or so. Later, you can use the broth to make gravy and put that on mashed potatoes.

[Lordxana0]

Sounds good, I will have to try that. How about a dessert recipe? I have a great one for homemade cookies that don't use flower, who is interested? The are peanut butter and chocolate.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Sounds good, I will have to try that. How about a dessert recipe? I have a great one for homemade cookies that don't use flower, who is interested? The are peanut butter and chocolate.

hehe me too. except mine have oatmeal too and are like fudge cookies.

[Sicon112]

Sounds good, I will have to try that. How about a dessert recipe? I have a great one for homemade cookies that don't use flower, who is interested? The are peanut butter and chocolate.

Now DESERT I can do! Triple layer chocolate and sour cream cakes, all manner of cookies, brownies, cinnamon rolls, etc.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Sounds good, I will have to try that. How about a dessert recipe? I have a great one for homemade cookies that don't use flower, who is interested? The are peanut butter and chocolate.

Now DESERT I can do! Triple layer chocolate and sour cream cakes, all manner of cookies, brownies, cinnamon rolls, etc.

Share, please. :3

[Lordxana0]

Okay ingredients
1 cup Light Brown Sugar
1 cup peanut butter
1 cup chocolate chips
1 egg
1 teaspoon baking soda

Set oven to 375 (or 350 for some ovens)
Mix together everything except chocolate chips and then add them in
Use half a tablespoon to make small balls out of the cookie dough and place it on a flat cookie sheet (don't grease it or put tinfoil on it)
Cook 7-9 minutes
Enjoy.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I've decided to accuse everyone who posts recipes of secretly being Rick.
...I don't let go of my conspiracy theories that easily, do I?

[Sicon112]

I've decided to accuse everyone who posts recipes of secretly being Rick.
...I don't let go of my conspiracy theories that easily, do I?

I predicted you would say that.

Nah, I'm not as good at it as he is. I just mostly am really good at breakfasts and baked goods. I've earned a huge amount of money as a kid because I did bake sales whenever someone would have a nearby garage sale. I'd get like three hundred dollars in a day, with a big enough garage sale. It was awesome.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

That is pretty awesome.
And conspiracy theories aside, I really like baking. And... since I have a terrible aversion to actually making them the way the recipe says, I know a lot about what can pass as a replacement for other ingredients. If anyone needs recipe substitutions. Since we're talking about food here.
Um. Should I go back to being paranoid now?