Food thread

[eli_gone_crazy]

That is pretty awesome.
And conspiracy theories aside, I really like baking. And... since I have a terrible aversion to actually making them the way the recipe says, I know a lot about what can pass as a replacement for other ingredients. If anyone needs recipe substitutions. Since we're talking about food here.
Um. Should I go back to being paranoid now?

nope.

[Dryunya]

I'm surviving my third day now on plain fried meat. I'm taking bets on how long I can take it.
My guess is... pretty long.

[The Finch]

Pizza. Oh god, Pizza.

And Bacon.

And Candy.

And Bacon.

...
...
...


Bacon.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Pizza. Oh god, Pizza.

And Bacon.

And Candy.

And Bacon.

...
...
...


Bacon.

That's it, I think someone has to add bacon to the trademark favourite foods on the ARG tropes page.

[Scarab]

That's it, I think someone has to add bacon to the trademark favourite foods on the ARG tropes page.

...It wasn't there already?

[Dryunya]

It's redundant. Bacon is the Trademark Favorite Food of the internet.

[The Finch]

I have a crud load of candy at my house. I think that I'll eat it when I go home.

Edit: Why did I put "while?"

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

People keep telling me to bring important information from the chatroom to the forums, so I'll say this here:
I just baked two apple crisps. They smell sooooooooooooo good. One of us isn't going to last until tonight, I fear.

[IslaKariese]

People keep telling me to bring important information from the chatroom to the forums, so I'll say this here:
I just baked two apple crisps. They smell sooooooooooooo good. One of us isn't going to last until tonight, I fear.

*snerk* So, what, if you don't eat them, they'll eat you?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

People keep telling me to bring important information from the chatroom to the forums, so I'll say this here:
I just baked two apple crisps. They smell sooooooooooooo good. One of us isn't going to last until tonight, I fear.

*snerk* So, what, if you don't eat them, they'll eat you?

THEY'RE ALIVE! THE APPLE CRISPS ARE ALIVE! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! THEY'RE COMING FOR ALL OF US!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RU--mmph. nom nom nom.
aj;fdjaijiajgia;jfidajgi;ajdgkl;ajrfa;esjf

[IslaKariese]

THEY'RE ALIVE! THE APPLE CRISPS ARE ALIVE! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! THEY'RE COMING FOR ALL OF US!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RU--mmph. nom nom nom.
aj;fdjaijiajgia;jfidajgi;ajdgkl;ajrfa;esjf

...Well, at least it doesn't seem like apple crisps can type.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

THEY'RE ALIVE! THE APPLE CRISPS ARE ALIVE! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! THEY'RE COMING FOR ALL OF US!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RU--mmph. nom nom nom.
aj;fdjaijiajgia;jfidajgi;ajdgkl;ajrfa;esjf

...Well, at least it doesn't seem like apple crisps can type.

we are developinggggg.
weeeeeeare atttemping to develop finggggres
our splelllling is not goooooooooood
but we sill cmoe for youuuuuuuuuuu

[JackAlsworth]

So... now we're talking to Qara's homicidal hivemind crisps?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

So... now we're talking to Qara's homicidal hivemind crisps?

weeeeeeeeee resent that you clal us qaras
weeeeee have devuord qara
thereofre if anything
sheeeeeeeeeeeei s oursssss


eddit
weeeee do not understnad spleling and grammmmer of this enlgis language of yours
perhaps we will compellllllllll you to speak our language insteadddddddddd
await further instructins

[JackAlsworth]

If your language consists primarily of burbling and occasionally eating innocent bystanders, I'm against.

[Sicon112]

If your language consists primarily of burbling and occasionally eating innocent bystanders, I'm against.

I may try it. Sounds interesting.

[JRPictures]

Ah Food I love food.

"Food glorious food..."

I got carried away there.

My favourite foods: Chocolate, Burgers, Meat, Chicken, BACON,

So... now we're talking to Qara's homicidal hivemind crisps?

weeeeeeeeee resent that you clal us qaras
weeeeee have devuord qara
thereofre if anything
sheeeeeeeeeeeei s oursssss


eddit
weeeee do not understnad spleling and grammmmer of this enlgis language of yours
perhaps we will compellllllllll you to speak our language insteadddddddddd
await further instructins

Well this is weird....

[Inukai44]

Here's a Recipe for orange Julius

6 oz. frozen orange juice concentrate
1 cup milk
1 cup water
1/2 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla extract
8-9 ice cubes

1. Combine all ingredients except ice cubes in blender.
2. Blend for about 1-2 minutes, adding ice cubes one at a time.

[Scarab]

Here's a Recipe for orange Julius

6 oz. frozen orange juice concentrate
1 cup milk
1 cup water
1/2 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla extract
8-9 ice cubes

1. Combine all ingredients except ice cubes in blender.
2. Blend for about 1-2 minutes, adding ice cubes one at a time.

This... this sounds delicious.

You guys should try the spicy prawns with chinese noodles I've been making lately... were it possible I'd actually send you some. I don't mind telling you that I'm quite proud of it as a culinary effort.

[Inukai44]

Here's a Recipe for orange Julius

6 oz. frozen orange juice concentrate
1 cup milk
1 cup water
1/2 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla extract
8-9 ice cubes

1. Combine all ingredients except ice cubes in blender.
2. Blend for about 1-2 minutes, adding ice cubes one at a time.

This... this sounds delicious.

You guys should try the spicy prawns with chinese noodles I've been making lately... were it possible I'd actually send you some. I don't mind telling you that I'm quite proud of it as a culinary effort.

I know! Orange Julius is SO GOOD!

[Victin]

I'm always curious about life in another countries. So, I want to know what do you eat out there. And why don't we start by the most important meal of the day? Breakfast! What do you usually eat for breakfast?
I do'nt eat breakfast nowadays, but when I used to, I had coffee, bread and requeijão. Also, even nowadays, I still have chocolate milk. And you?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, I am usually rushed, so I eat two waffles/three pancakes, and a glass of milk for my medication.

[Scarab]

Well, I am usually rushed, so I eat two waffles/three pancakes, and a glass of milk for my medication.

That makes it sound like two waffles or three pancakes are your medication, something which I FULLY approve of.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

That makes it sound like two waffles or three pancakes are your medication, something which I FULLY approve of.

I wish.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

The only acceptable breakfast is Shreddies.
Apparently they don't sell them in the US.
That is why I will never live in the US.