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Dryunya wrote:I'm surprised we don't have this one yet.
Post whatever you find relevant to the ARG, and funny. Haiku, images, stories, or whatever.

I'll start with our benefactor. I was skimming through the images, and then I stumbled upon a little gem (which also involves Holmes), and couldn't help adapting it to our realia.
This is the result. Madskillz ahoy.

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Dryunya wrote:I've been told everything is better with bacon... and so it is.

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Dryunya wrote:I've been told everything is better with bacon... and so it is.

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agoraoptera wrote:You are genius. *glomp*

Sicon112 wrote:I vote we change the name of this thread to the "Dryu Wins Everything Ever All The Time Thread."

Scarab wrote:So long as we include an afternote stating Including Things Previously Said To Be Unwinnable. Like The Game.

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:So long as we include an afternote stating Including Things Previously Said To Be Unwinnable. Like The Game.

...Goddammit.

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:

Scarab wrote:So long as we include an afternote stating Including Things Previously Said To Be Unwinnable. Like The Game.

...Goddammit.

I'm sorry.

Scarab wrote:Like The Game.

JackAlsworth wrote:I won The Game and all I got was a stupid t-shirt.

Dryunya wrote:I still doubt its canonicity (is that even a word?).
Rule 1: You are always playing the game.

Dryunya wrote:I still doubt its canonicity (is that even a word?).
Rule 1: You are always playing the game.

JackAlsworth wrote:

Dryunya wrote:I still doubt its canonicity (is that even a word?).
Rule 1: You are always playing the game.

I just stick a little piece of paper in front of my face that says "THE GAME" in huge blocky letters. Since there are no win conditions, it's better to lose the least times, and since I'm permanently in a state of having lost The Game, I have only ever lost once.

Dryunya wrote:...but that still means you lose The Game.

Well done guys, you've managed to derail an offtopic thread.

JackAlsworth wrote:There is no derail

THERE IS ONLY ZUUL