Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Logic is necessary for rational thought. rational thought is just two capitalizations away from Rational Thought. Rational Thought is a member on the forums. Too easy, man.

Fish --> roof shingles

[H22]

Logic is necessary for rational thought. rational thought is just two capitalizations away from Rational Thought. Rational Thought is a member on the forums. Too easy, man.

Fish --> roof shingles

*Goes off to google shingles*

Fish can pass diseases on. Shingles is a disease.

[Victin]

Logic > Ilogic > The forums

Logic > Insane Troll Logic > The forums

Logic > Rational Though > The forums

Pick one.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Um. Shingles are the things that make up a roof.
*facepalmfacepalmfacepalm*

[H22]

Jackal ---> psychology.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Jackal is also a codename for a race in Halo, which uses large amounts of faux symbolism. Faux symbolism = Evangelion, which is a massive psychological exploration. HENCE, JACKALS = PSYCHOLOGY.

Given: Echidna.

Prove: That you owe a large debt to the Presbyterian Church.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

An echidna is an adorable mammal. Adorable mammals make people instinctively want to protect them. This is similar to the instinct a mother has for her child. Mother --> Queen Mother. The Queen Mother's name is Elizabeth, but the Queen's name is also Elizabeth. Elizabeth I had no children, so she was succeeded by King James. Thomas Hobbes lived during the reign of Elizabeth I; the name James comes from the Hebrew word for heel. Hobbes--> Calvin and Hobbes; heel--> heal. Calvin and Hobbes--> John Calvin; heal--> doctor's bills. The first modern implementation of the Presbyterian Church was under the leadership of John Calvin; if I had doctor's bills, I would have to pay them. Therefore, the echidna proves that I owe a large sum of money to the Presbyterian Church.

Given: a shoelace
Prove: the GDP of a hypothetical civilization in the moon would exceed that of a hypothetical civilization on Mars.

[H22]

An echidna is an adorable mammal. Adorable mammals make people instinctively want to protect them. This is similar to the instinct a mother has for her child. Mother --> Queen Mother. The Queen Mother's name is Elizabeth, but the Queen's name is also Elizabeth. Elizabeth I had no children, so she was succeeded by King James. Thomas Hobbes lived during the reign of Elizabeth I; the name James comes from the Hebrew word for heel. Hobbes--> Calvin and Hobbes; heel--> heal. Calvin and Hobbes--> John Calvin; heal--> doctor's bills. The first modern implementation of the Presbyterian Church was under the leadership of John Calvin; if I had doctor's bills, I would have to pay them. Therefore, the echidna proves that I owe a large sum of money to the Presbyterian Church.

Given: a shoelace
Prove: the GDP of a hypothetical civilization in the moon would exceed that of a hypothetical civilization on Mars.

A shoelace goes on a shoe. A shoe is on a foot. Michael Foot was a Labour leader. The Labour party were in office when a spaceship went to the moon. Labour ---> Workers. Workers ---> more money than with no workers. Thus a shoelace proves the GDP of the moon would be higher than that of Mars.

Given: A painting of Mount Everest
Prove: John Locke was an empiricist.

[Adell]

This is in the wrong place I'm moving this to off topic