Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:An echidna is an adorable mammal. Adorable mammals make people instinctively want to protect them. This is similar to the instinct a mother has for her child. Mother --> Queen Mother. The Queen Mother's name is Elizabeth, but the Queen's name is also Elizabeth. Elizabeth I had no children, so she was succeeded by King James. Thomas Hobbes lived during the reign of Elizabeth I; the name James comes from the Hebrew word for heel. Hobbes--> Calvin and Hobbes; heel--> heal. Calvin and Hobbes--> John Calvin; heal--> doctor's bills. The first modern implementation of the Presbyterian Church was under the leadership of John Calvin; if I had doctor's bills, I would have to pay them. Therefore, the echidna proves that I owe a large sum of money to the Presbyterian Church.
Given: a shoelace
Prove: the GDP of a hypothetical civilization in the moon would exceed that of a hypothetical civilization on Mars.
A shoelace goes on a shoe. A shoe is on a foot. Michael Foot was a Labour leader. The Labour party were in office when a spaceship went to the moon. Labour ---> Workers. Workers ---> more money than with no workers. Thus a shoelace proves the GDP of the moon would be higher than that of Mars.
Given: A painting of Mount Everest
Prove: John Locke was an empiricist.