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Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:10 pm
by Lordxana0
Okay how this game works is you have to link two things that make no sense in anyway way to be linked in as few steps as possible.

puppies-small-imps-demons-evil-nazi's

Puppies are small. Imps are small. Imps are usualy a type of demon. Most demons are evil. Nazi's are evil. Thus by puppies are nazi's.


Challenege.

The number 7 and Iron man.

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:14 pm
by IslaKariese
Lordxana0 wrote:The number 7 and Iron man.

The number 7 > Cloud 7 > Tony Bennet > Tony Stark > Iron Man

Did I do that right?

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:22 pm
by Scarab
IslaKariese wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:The number 7 and Iron man.

The number 7 > Cloud 7 > Tony Bennet > Tony Stark > Iron Man

Did I do that right?


I bow to your superior troll logic, my leige. You have my sword

(Well actually I don't have a sword, all I have is this stick of dried bread and an ice wand that doens't work outside the Coffee Room. Will that be enough to demonstrate my allegiance?)

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:39 pm
by IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:The number 7 and Iron man.

The number 7 > Cloud 7 > Tony Bennet > Tony Stark > Iron Man

Did I do that right?

I bow to your superior troll logic, my leige. You have my sword

(Well actually I don't have a sword, all I have is this stick of dried bread and an ice wand that doens't work outside the Coffee Room. Will that be enough to demonstrate my allegiance?)

:lol: Nah, keep it. You'll need it more than I do, certainly.

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:49 pm
by Dryunya
Lordxana0 wrote:The number 7 and Iron man.

Number 7 - Magnificent 7 - Fantastic 4 - Superheroes - Iron Man.

(Personally, I'd exclude the Superheroes, but I think that would be cheating.)

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:55 pm
by Adell
Challenge:

Golden Retriever - Hanz Zimmer

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:07 pm
by Guyshane
Adell wrote:Challenge:

Golden Retriever - Hanz Zimmer

the golden retriever is a breed of dog similar to a labrador retriever, some labrador retrievers are black, black is the color of Batman's costume, Hans Zimmer wrote music for several Batman movies.

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:10 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Challenge: Steamroller, therefore omniscient council of sock puppets containing the souls of the Illuminati and guiding the world towards a sinister, dystopian future.

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:51 pm
by Lordxana0
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Challenge: Steamroller, therefore omniscient council of sock puppets containing the souls of the Illuminati and guiding the world towards a sinister, dystopian future.


Steamroller-construction-concrete-evidence-crime-bad-soulfood-diabetes-death-soul- omniscient council of sock puppets containing the souls of the Illuminati and guiding the world towards a sinister, dystopian future

Steamrollers are used in construction. concrete is also used in construction. Concrete evidence means that there is no doubt it is correct. Evidence helps solve crimes, which are bad. Soul Food is bad for you and can lead to diabetes. Diabetes can lead to death, and death released your soul. Thus by omniscient council of sock puppets containing the souls of the Illuminati and guiding the world towards a sinister, dystopian future

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:25 am
by Dryunya
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Challenge: Steamroller, therefore omniscient council of sock puppets containing the souls of the Illuminati and guiding the world towards a sinister, dystopian future.

Steamroller - ZA WARUDO - Vampires - Masquerade - Ancient Conspiracy - Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Theorist with off-the-wall theories - omniscient council of sock puppets containing the souls of the Illuminati and guiding the world towards a sinister, dystopian future. :gurt:

(The last is a bit of a stretch, but having several notions in the endpoint is not exactly fair.)

My own challenge: Birch -> Particle Accelerator Cannon.
My solution (please no peeking until you come up with your own): Birch - wood - club - weapon - futuristic weapon (optional) - Particle Accelerator Cannon

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:01 am
by agoraoptera
Dryunya wrote:Steamroller - ZA WARUDO - Vampires

<3

Birch - Tree - Arrow - Crossbow - Higgs Boson - Particle Accelerator Cannon

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:38 am
by Dryunya
agoraoptera wrote:Crossbow - Higgs Boson

? :| ?

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:39 am
by agoraoptera
Dryunya wrote:
agoraoptera wrote:Crossbow - Higgs Boson

? :| ?

http://xkcd.com/564/

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:50 am
by Dryunya
Ohhkaaay... Now I understand your source of logic, but I still don't understand the logic itself (as well as a fair portion of xkcd, despite following it :oops: )
Why would all Higgs Boson-studying physicists have crossbows in their desks?

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:02 am
by agoraoptera
Dryunya wrote:Ohhkaaay... Now I understand your source of logic, but I still don't understand the logic itself (as well as a fair portion of xkcd, despite following it :oops: )
Why would all Higgs Boson-studying physicists have crossbows in their desks?

The way I saw it was like this. I think some physicist dude (or dudes) predicted the date that they'd find the Higgs Boson, which was the Tuesday mentioned in the comic. Also, the LHC was gonna fire but then I think it malfunctioned. So they were getting their crossbows ready to go shoot the dude who made the prediction. (That last line may or may not be entirely false.)

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:31 am
by Dryunya
Oh. Yay scientific in-jokes. :D

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:19 am
by agoraoptera
Here's my challenge. Igor - Salad

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:38 am
by Guyshane
agoraoptera wrote:Here's my challenge. Igor - Salad

To easy: Igor worked as a henchmen for Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Frankensteins' monster was made up of many different parts to form a whole, salads are made of many parts to form a whole

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:23 am
by Dryunya
Good one!
... and then I realized I could do better: Igor - Name - Caesar - Salad. :gurt:
I was trying to think of some hair-pulling challenge, but I came to conclusion that I can't come up with anything with more than 6 or so steps. :|

Try that:
Ore -> Benefactor.

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:45 am
by agoraoptera
Ore - Tinfoil hat - TWWF - Mr Administrator - Benefactor :D:D:D

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:22 am
by The Finch
Challenge:

The Bean Trees-> 4chan

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:06 pm
by The Finch
BUMP

THIS THREAD EXISTS PEOPLE.

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:55 pm
by Dryunya
The bean trees -> bee -> hivemind -> 4chan.
Unless the first transition is agains the rules, I totally win. :gurt:

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:50 am
by eli_gone_crazy
The Finch wrote:Challenge:

The Bean Trees-> 4chan


The Bean Trees->The Beegees->music->Japanese pop music->anime->hinata-chan->4chan

I think mine is better, dryunya. :D

Try this:
android->balloons

Re: Random Troll Logic. THE GAME

PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:27 pm
by Dryunya
Android -> balloon pop-up -> balloon. :D
Topping that is physically impossible. :gurt: