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Re: Bots

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:53 pm

Not if the bots are going off what they see here lol. All the info it relays back will be about drinking games, roleplaying, and PUNS
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Re: Bots

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:55 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
The Finch wrote:Are we seriously thinking about getting internet bots to meet the Witch?

Wow.

That's brilliant.


Why not, I mean, we both forgot the <sarcasm></sarcasm> tags. Might as well go for it now. :lol:
But Google could take her to the Wizard position. Quite easly too.


If Google wanted to they could make anyone Wizard. They could probably make them an actual Wizard.
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Re: Bots

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:27 pm

NeverSlender wrote:If Google wanted to they could make anyone Wizard. They could probably make them an actual Wizard.


Google is essentially trying to create Skynet in real life. Of course they could.
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Re: Bots

Postby Pixelmage on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:38 pm

FINALLY SAW IT! :gurt:

It was only google's though... I'm still waiting to see the others.
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Re: Bots

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:53 pm

I saw it too! :D Also google.

What're they even doing, anyway?
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Re: Bots

Postby IslaKariese on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:58 pm

Scarab wrote:I saw it too! :D Also google.

What're they even doing, anyway?

Performing the Caramelldansen? I don't know, I still can't see 'em!
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Re: Bots

Postby Dryunya on Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:57 am

IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:What're they even doing, anyway?

Performing the Caramelldansen?

Win.

Seriously, that's the most hilarious thing I got to imagine lately. :lol:
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Re: Bots

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:44 am

Dryunya wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
Scarab wrote:What're they even doing, anyway?

Performing the Caramelldansen?

Win.

Seriously, that's the most hilarious thing I got to imagine lately. :lol:


I am now imagining the entire Google staff and every fictional character we've found so far doing that. For that mental image you may have my internets.
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Re: Bots

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:47 am

Scarab wrote:I am now imagining the entire Google staff and every fictional character we've found so far doing that. For that mental image you may have my internets.


Oh now you gave ME that image... *turns music program to play the caramelldansen file his brother downloaded onto his computer and titled "Troll'd"*
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Re: Bots

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:19 pm

Bing bot is on. New Bot Guys!
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Re: Bots

Postby TheJester on Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:38 pm

Domo Arigatou Mr. Roboto. XD

Lot's Of Bots Around Here, Lots Of Them. I Like Google And Yahoo But I consider Bing Botter. XD
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Re: Bots

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:19 pm

We have a new one, MSN bot.
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Re: Bots

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:22 pm

Bing bot and now MSN?

OH MY GOD MICROSOFT FOUND US
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Re: Bots

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:24 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:Bing bot and now MSN?

OH MY GOD MICROSOFT FOUND US


:shock: PANIC! CLOSE THE FORUM!!!
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Re: Bots

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:25 pm

Scarab wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:Bing bot and now MSN?

OH MY GOD MICROSOFT FOUND US


:shock: PANIC! CLOSE THE FORUM!!!


IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT! WE NEED TO CLOSE THE INTERNET!
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Re: Bots

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:27 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:Bing bot and now MSN?

OH MY GOD MICROSOFT FOUND US


:shock: PANIC! CLOSE THE FORUM!!!


IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT! WE NEED TO CLOSE THE INTERNET!


RIGHT! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO RUN THE REST OF THE ARG VIA SNAIL MAIL AND LEAVING BLOOD SMEARED MESSAGES ON WALLS, LIKE IN ZOMBIE VIDEOGAMES.
...Honestly, I wonder if some of these characters might not be EASIER to keep track of that way >.>
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Re: Bots

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:32 pm

Bing bot!

*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
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Re: Bots

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:31 pm

Adell wrote:Bing bot!

*GLUG GLUG GLUG*


ALEXA BOT!

*DROWNS IN ALCOHOL*
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Re: Bots

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:46 am

Adell wrote:
Adell wrote:Bing bot!

*GLUG GLUG GLUG*


ALEXA BOT!

*DROWNS IN ALCOHOL*


*Dives into the alcohol to fish Adell out* NOOO WE CAN'T LOSE AN ADMIT THAT WAY!
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Re: Bots

Postby The Finch on Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:27 am

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What the heck is a Crawler?
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Re: Bots

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:44 pm

The Finch wrote:...
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What the heck is a Crawler?


Apparantly it's
wikipedia wrote:a computer program that browses the World Wide Web in a methodical, automated manner or in an orderly fashion. Other terms for Web crawlers are ants, automatic indexers, bots,[1] Web spiders,[2] Web robots,[2] or—especially in the FOAF community—Web scutters.[3]

This process is called Web crawling or spidering. Many sites, in particular search engines, use spidering as a means of providing up-to-date data.
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Re: Bots

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:45 pm

The Google Bot is registering an account!

And now it's gone...

Strange...
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