The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

[Adell]

• Any time a cat is mentioned, take a drink.
• Any time a character gives a mathematician answer, take a drink.
• Any time Mr.A tells us not to question him, take a drink.
• Every time Joe gets a letter, take a sip. (otherwise you might die)
• Any time JackAlsworth, eli_gone_crazy, Genndy Oda C.O.G., IslaKariese, WackyMeetsPractical, or Batman posts, take a sip
  (Or you WILL die)
• Any time Gurt is mentioned or his emote used( ), take a drink.
• Any time Gurt tweets, take a shot.
• Any time someone goes meta, take a drink.
• Any time the word WALL is mentioned...d'uhhh, like, just smell your beer. That's probably the only safe way to handle this one.
• Any time a new character is introduced, turn a full glass! (if you enter the game late, when you come across the first mention of the character in the timeline, this applies to you)
• Everytime you return to real life and lose track of the forum and related websites, finish your drink.
• Any time someone tries to apply a trope to what's going on, first slap them, then take a drink.
• Any time you mistake a member of the Metaguards gender, take a shot.
• Any time a player is thought to be a puppet master, take a shot.
• Whenever a metaguard makes a pun, take a drink proportional to how terrible you thought it was (Good=Sip bad=shot, horrendous=keg)
• Whenever someone mentions MLP outside of the thread, say something pony related (in the official thread please) and then finish your current drink.
• If you see a bot on the forum ([bot]google for example), take a shot.
• If you see an echo found, take a full shot.
• When a character gets refictionalized, take half a bottle.
• When a tram is mentioned, take a shot.
• Anytime we come up with a new day (like intentional typo day, Mr. A appreciation day) take a drink.
• Anytime we mention Pheeble, take a drink.
• Whenever someone calls Isla "Mum", Adell "Dad" or Qara "Big Sister", take a drink.
• Whenever Don Quixote refers himself to his Knighted State, "King of Burger," take a drink.

Additional rules:

• You don't need to drink alcohol, but the only other drink allowed is limeade.
• Reading this list DOES provoke all of these drinking requirements, so prepare to get trashed.

Add your own!

[Victin]

Every time Joe gets a letter, take a sip. (otherwise you might die)

WIN

[The Finch]

Any time Adell, The Finch, Sicon, Dryunana, AceofSpades, Victin,or NeverSlender posts, take a drink.

(GULP)

I'll make it less lethal now.

THERE! 20% LESS LETHAL

[Sicon112]

Any time Adell, The Finch, Sicon, FeetontheCeling,Dryunana AceofSpades,Victin,Scarab,orNeverSlender posts, take a drink.

(GULP)

You just listed off the top posters, didn't you?

[The Finch]

Any time Adell, The Finch, Sicon, FeetontheCeling,Dryunana AceofSpades,Victin,Scarab,orNeverSlender posts, take a drink.

(GULP)

You just listed off the top posters, didn't you?

YES. I FEEL FINE.

(GULP)

(GULP)

[Victin]

Anytime Gurt is mentioned, or he tweets something, take a drink.
(GULP) (Of water)

[NeverSlender]

Any time Adell, The Finch, Sicon, FeetontheCeling,Dryunana AceofSpades,Victin,Scarab,orNeverSlender posts, take a drink.

(GULP)

Oh dear. If you're gonna follow this rule please take out life insurance and inform your next of kin.

[Victin]

Anytime someone goes meta, take a drink.
EDIT: Every time someones mentions a trope, take a drink.

[Sicon112]

Well, it's up to the rest of the guys on that list to destroy the livers of every player on this forum, 'cause I have to go throw people twice as big as I am around at my Aikido dojo. Bye!

[Adell]

Added pretty much everything you guys said.

[The Finch]

Added the acknowledgement of the Drinking Game on the Main Page of The Wall Will Fall Page.

(Sip)

(Sniff) It smells like limeade. Pretty normal.

[Pixelmage]

Well, there's one missing.

Every time a new character is added to the forum, turn a full glass!

[NeverSlender]

Everytime you return to real life and lose track of the forum, finish your drink.

[Victin]

Everytime a character comments on the forum (Edward, Joe, Mr. Cake, Cheshire, etc.) take a shot.
Anytime a blog is updated, take a shot.
Everytime someone doubts Mr. Cake's plan, take a drink
Whenever Zack possible involvement is brought up, take a drink.
Also, ,

[IslaKariese]

It's a good thing I'm underage, otherwise I would die of alcohol poisoning before I even finished a six-pack - I'm that small for my age.

[JackAlsworth]

Every time the Cheshire Cat "#meow"s into his Twitter, take a shot.

(As a subset of "Gurt tweets") Take another shot if the tweet contains an offhanded mention of how BADASS he is.

Every time the official Timeline uses the first person, take a shot.

(As a subset of "Any time [x user] posts...") If that post mentions how much said user has been posting, double how many drinks you take from reading that post (adding in "goes meta", "mentions WALL", etc.).

[NeverSlender]

It's a good thing I'm underage, otherwise I would die of alcohol poisoning before I even finished a six-pack - I'm that small for my age.

Don't worry. As you get older you develop the ability to tank vast amounts of beer. Or you don't and you end up with a hose pipe draining your stomach.

[Adell]

It's a good thing I'm underage, otherwise I would die of alcohol poisoning before I even finished a six-pack - I'm that small for my age.

You're still playing young man, just limeade instead! Minute Maid sales are about to go through the roof!

[IslaKariese]

*snorts* That's young lady to you, dearest Dell, and I have no limeade. I can only watch from afar as the over-21s fall victim to this admittedly suicidal endeavor.

[NeverSlender]

*snorts* That's young lady to you, dearest Dell, and I have no limeade. I can only watch from afar as the over-21s fall victim to this admittedly suicidal endeavor.

Hahaha! You should come to England, where the legal drinking age is 18 and alcoholism runs rampant.

[Adell]

*snorts* That's young lady to you, dearest Dell, and I have no limeade. I can only watch from afar as the over-21s fall victim to this admittedly suicidal endeavor.

Woops, sorry! <.<; >.>;

[IslaKariese]

S'alright - you don't mention your gender anywhere I can see, either. The only lead I have is Poirot calling you Monsieur, but that was when he was on the verge of being arrested and you weren't around to correct him if needed.

[Adell]

Monsieur was correct. I am a sir.

New one: Any time you mistake a member of the Metaguards gender, take a shot.

[NeverSlender]

Monsieur was correct. I am a sir.

New one: Any time you mistake a member of the Metaguards gender, take a shot.

This can be abused so easily. Keep it.

[Lordxana0]

You see this thread game masters? This thread is what happens when you leave us for nothing to do for long periods of time.

Not saying it isn't totally Gurt (Gurt=awesome)