- Any time a cat is mentioned, take a drink.
- Any time a character gives a mathematician answer, take a drink.
- Any time Mr.A tells us not to question him, take a drink.
- Every time Joe gets a letter, take a sip. (otherwise you might die)
- Any time JackAlsworth, eli_gone_crazy, Genndy Oda C.O.G., IslaKariese, WackyMeetsPractical, or Batman posts, take a sip
(Or you WILL die)
- Any time Gurt is mentioned or his emote used( ), take a drink.
- Any time Gurt tweets, take a shot.
- Any time someone goes meta, take a drink.
- Any time the word WALL is mentioned...d'uhhh, like, just smell your beer. That's probably the only safe way to handle this one.
- Any time a new character is introduced, turn a full glass! (if you enter the game late, when you come across the first mention of the character in the timeline, this applies to you)
- Everytime you return to real life and lose track of the forum and related websites, finish your drink.
- Any time someone tries to apply a trope to what's going on, first slap them, then take a drink.
- Any time you mistake a member of the Metaguards gender, take a shot.
- Any time a player is thought to be a puppet master, take a shot.
- Whenever a metaguard makes a pun, take a drink proportional to how terrible you thought it was (Good=Sip bad=shot, horrendous=keg)
- Whenever someone mentions MLP outside of the thread, say something pony related (in the official thread please) and then finish your current drink.
- If you see a bot on the forum ([bot]google for example), take a shot.
- If you see an echo found, take a full shot.
- When a character gets refictionalized, take half a bottle.
- When a tram is mentioned, take a shot.
- Anytime we come up with a new day (like intentional typo day, Mr. A appreciation day) take a drink.
- Anytime we mention Pheeble, take a drink.
- Whenever someone calls Isla "Mum", Adell "Dad" or Qara "Big Sister", take a drink.
- Whenever Don Quixote refers himself to his Knighted State, "King of Burger," take a drink.
- You don't need to drink alcohol, but the only other drink allowed is limeade.
- Reading this list DOES provoke all of these drinking requirements, so prepare to get trashed.
Add your own!