The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Victin on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:35 pm

The first rule should be:
  • Before you start playing the Official Wall Will Fall Drinking Game, you must sign a responsability term free us of any possible sueing risks.
*beat*
Also, :gurt: . Just kidding, you should put the "reading this also counts to the game" at second.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:38 pm

Victin wrote:The first rule should be:
  • Before you start playing the Official Wall Will Fall Drinking Game, you must sign a responsability term free us of any possible sueing risks.
*beat*
Also, :gurt: . Just kidding, you should put the "reading this also counts to the game" at second.


I'll second this motion. Meaning :gurt: :gurt:.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:38 pm

Victin wrote:The first rule should be:
  • Before you start playing the Official Wall Will Fall Drinking Game, you must sign a responsability term free us of any possible sueing risks.
*beat*
Also, :gurt: . Just kidding, you should put the "reading this also counts to the game" at second.


Hard to sue someone if you die from liver failure. :gurt:
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:41 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:I only do some posting on the pun thread, not most. That would be punfair.


I HATE YOU except not really

BTW, another new rule idea! Take a drink or sip or something whenever the topic at hand gets derailed, two if someone mentions it.


But make sure there's a friend near by to carry your unconsious body to a safe place and leave it in the recovery position.


...Yeah, better make that a sip.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:59 pm

Everytime someone incorrectly guesses the gender of a poster, take a drink.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:01 pm

The Finch wrote:Everytime someone incorrectly guesses the gender of a poster, take a drink.


I believe that's already a rule.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:16 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:Everytime someone incorrectly guesses the gender of a poster, take a drink.


I believe that's already a rule.


That actually is not a rule!
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:24 pm

The Finch wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:Everytime someone incorrectly guesses the gender of a poster, take a drink.


I believe that's already a rule.


That actually is not a rule!


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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:54 am

A bot is on. EVERYBODY DRINK

And now it's gone.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:54 pm

Addition to the rules. Every time I start a riot in my Coffee Room everyone takes a drink.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:56 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:Addition to the rules. Every time ANYONE starts a riot in my Coffee Room everyone takes a drink.


Fix'd
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:50 pm

So I figure everyone's pretty drunk after that last one there.

How's about taking a shot every time a dragon shows up in aforementioned coffee shop?
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:50 pm

It should be a drop. Even a sip would end up in liver poisoning.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:51 pm

Scarab wrote:So I figure everyone's pretty drunk after that last one there.

How's about taking a shot every time a dragon shows up in aforementioned coffee shop?

*As a Monstrous Nightmare, lifts her head* Mmm?
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:26 pm

How about any time somebody mentions the Green Stuff(TM)?
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:00 am

*As a Monstrous Nightmare, lifts her head* Mmm?


*jumps* :shock: OH HOLY CHRIST ON A POGO STICK what happened to you? No, wait... don't tell me, I know. Come on, let's get you some tea.

How about any time somebody mentions the Green Stuff(TM)?


Don't look at me, I'm TRYING to shift the conversation AWAY from the deadly incredibly biochemical beyond the wall mix that is screwing with all our brains. Just you wait until Mister A shows up.

In fact there's another thing we can add to the drinking game: Take a shot every time Mister A looks at us like he's seriously questioning our sanity and may have doubts as to the safety of the multiverse when control is placed in our intoxicated hands.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:03 am

What about a drink every time we question Mr. As sanity.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:27 am

We'd never be sober ever again.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:34 am

Scarab wrote:We'd never be sober ever again.


This can be applied to about 90% of the rules.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:37 am

I'm pretty sure following all the rules would cause a small case of death.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:38 am

NeverSlender wrote:I'm pretty sure following all the rules would cause a small case of death.


But not a big one. That would require following all the SUGGESTED rules as well.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:43 am

But not a big one. That would require following all the SUGGESTED rules as well.


Every time one of your fellow Metaguards has to be carted off for alcohol poisoning, take a shot?
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:47 am

Last one standing wins a liver transplant.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby JackAlsworth on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:57 am

NeverSlender wrote:Last one standing wins a liver transplant.


I was under the impression that the last one standing was the liver transplant.
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Re: The **Official** Wall Will Fall Drinking Game

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:59 am

I was under the impression that the last one standing was the liver transplant.


...Damn it, I need to drink more.

Although ya CAN donate part of your liver without actually dying, I think...
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