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Got a PM recently asking me to vote for Sicon and Mimsy to take on Cthulhu. While this sounds fucking epic, don't bother PMing me about anything ARG related, it's nothing to do with me. Out of game stuff, such as eye of the troper (which I assume you've all given upon), yeah go ahead.

Oh, and as it's only a week away, merry christmas.

NeverSlender wrote:Got a PM recently asking me to vote for Sicon and Mimsy to take on Cthulhu. While this sounds fucking epic, don't bother PMing me about anything ARG related, it's nothing to do with me. Out of game stuff, such as eye of the troper (which I assume you've all given upon), yeah go ahead.

Oh, and as it's only a week away, merry christmas.

I bid you welcome..back.

Merry Christmas to you.

Rest assured the world won't end on Friday.

nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

Also, recommended Christmas movies:

Rise of the Guardians

Skyfall

The Hobbit Part One

Wreck it Ralph

Life of Pi

NeverSlender wrote:Out of game stuff, such as eye of the troper (which I assume you've all given upon), yeah go ahead.

We need Metaguard songs to face Cthulhu.
That kind of stuff, is being done. And, yeah, even Eye of the Troper. So, what do you think about coming out of retirement? We have a nice song youtubed already.

Retirement implies this was a job which means I should have been getting paid. As I never received any form of payment this was more like slavery and I've now escaped the prison and am on the run from a large blonde guy with sword arms and a shotgun. How he carries the gun when he has sword arms I don't know. What was the question?

NeverSlender wrote:Retirement implies this was a job which means I should have been getting paid. As I never received any form of payment this was more like slavery and I've now escaped the prison and am on the run from a large blonde guy with sword arms and a shotgun. How he carries the gun when he has sword arms I don't know. What was the question?

Hang on a second.

( Stops in corridor, eyes glowing with fire, hands on fire, and TF2 Shotgun out.)

Go on, Neverslender. GO. RUN. LEAVE ME. I CAN HANDLE THIS.

( Blonde Guy screams as he gets burnt and shot.)

Me: Here come the reinforcements.

( Soon all of them are burning and dead.)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:Retirement implies this was a job which means I should have been getting paid. As I never received any form of payment this was more like slavery and I've now escaped the prison and am on the run from a large blonde guy with sword arms and a shotgun. How he carries the gun when he has sword arms I don't know. What was the question?

Hang on a second.

( Stops in corridor, eyes glowing with fire, hands on fire, and TF2 Shotgun out.)

Go on, Neverslender. GO. RUN. LEAVE ME. I CAN HANDLE THIS.

( Blonde Guy screams as he gets burnt and shot.)

Me: Here come the reinforcements.

( Soon all of them are burning and dead.)

...Wha?

Endless Sea wrote:...Wha?

Yeah Pyro does that sometimes, just... go with it.

Scarab wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...Wha?

Yeah Pyro does that sometimes, just... go with it.

I'm just helping him run away from that blonde guy with sword arms he mentioned earlier.

And I'm half insane. Live with it.

...Half?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:...Half?

Yes.

I am sane on General Discussions. And anything related to the ARG.

Upon entering the Off Topic forums, however.........

Ah. In that case, it appears that my sanity is inversely proportional to yours. Whilst in the Off Topic threads, I strive to be logical and sane. Elsewhere, I'm... off. Additionally, could someone please rerail this thread, if possible?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Additionally, could someone please rerail this thread, if possible?

There's little to re-rail here, we're just appealing to insanity in a doomed to fail attempt at persuading NeverSlender to come back to watch the world imploding at our side. That's all.